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I’m not as active on this blog anymore, but if you can, please support me here!

- Mod Jack 🖤

Writing Commissions Open!

I’m opening writing commissions for anyone who wants Canon X Canon fics, X Reader fics, selfship fics, or work with original characters.

If you cannot commission, PLEASE REBLOG ❤️

Message me on THIS TUMBLR (a-nice-jester) if you are interested or if you have any questions. I can post finished works on Quotev, Wattpad and/or AO3 at the request of the commissioner.

You can find examples of my work on @slashers-are-my-aesthetic, @terumagines under the name Mod Ryoma, and @pasta-is-my-aesthetic under the name Mod Jamie/Jack. I have done writing for free for years now, and I hope to be able to write for a larger audience through paid work.

Request Rules:

- I will need a general idea of what you want me to write. Don’t just give me ‘Jasper X Reader’ or anything similar to that. I will need a general prompt, a pairing (if applicable), and any ideas/genres you want me to implement.

NO: ‘Light Yagami X Reader’

YES: ‘Light Yagami X Male Reader, Fluff, Reader has ADHD and themes of hurt/comfort…’

- Please request how many words you’d like the commission to be, as well as if you’d like it to be in a ‘chapters’, ‘headcanons’ or ‘drabble/fanfic’ format.

- Prices are non negotiable unless agreed upon beforehand. If I’m given a word limit, I will always meet the minimum of that, and I will not charge for any words I go over. For example, if you pay me for a 1500 word fic and I go to 1600, you will only be charged for the 1500 words.

- I will not write Canon X Canon ships for fandoms not listed in my fandom list.

Formats/Prices:

- FANFICS/DRABBLES: This format is the standard format for most one-shot fanfictions. The story will be open-close, meaning that it will end with no cliffhangers or continuing plotline unless requested.

I will charge $1.00 USD per 100 words in this format. I charge $1.50 per 100 words for suggestive writing in this format, and $2.00 per 100 words for explicit NSFW.

Suggestive in this case meaning sexual themes, but no descriptions of sex, like talking about kinks or foreplay. Explicit NSFW includes description of kinks, sex or anything like that.

- CHAPTERS: This format is almost exactly the same as above, but I will leave the story open to continue. This continuation can be done by you if you wish, but I can also continue the story if I am re-hired. If you continue the story yourself, please credit me in all continuations.

I will charge $1.00 USD per 100 words in this format. I charge $1.50 per 100 words for suggestive writing in this format, and $2.00 per 100 words for explicit NSFW. For subsequent chapters that continue the storyline, I will do it for a 20% discount.

- HEADCANONS: I will write headcanons for a ship, X Reader pairing, character(s) or anything else you can think of. These are more structured, but can still follow any prompts or ideas you want.

I will charge $0.50 USD per headcanon in this format. I charge $0.75 per suggestive headcanon, and $1.00 per NSFW headcanon.

What I Will Write:

- All self inserts, self ship pairings, OC x canon pairings, any X Reader format, and anything along those lines. Feel free to ask questions if you are confused.

- Any gender, race, religion, sexuality, neurodivergence, disability or mental illness for any character, including canon characters.

- Light gore/violence.

-Furries/Fursonas.

- Most clean kinks. Again, feel free to ask, I won’t judge you for it.

What I Will Not Write:

- Graphic rape/sexual assault in any context. I can mention these themes in a negative context, but never graphically.

- Pregnancy or childbirth.

- O.viposition, w.atersports, s.cat, v.omit, v.ore, d.iapers, n.ecrophilia, a.geplay, D.DLG.

- Content focusing on large age gaps.

- Any sort of child x adult. Unless it’s something small like writing a 17 year old dating an 18 year old, I do not accept requests in this genre.

- H.etalia, CountryHumans, H.azbin Hotel, H.elluva Boss, S.outh Park, and any other fandoms I don’t want to write for.

- I can refuse any request for any reason. If I say no to something, do not push me.

Payment/Refunds:

I only accept payment through PayPal. Payment is one-time, upfront, and you will have to pay any PayPal service fees. I will not start writing until payment is received.

I do NOT do refunds if I have already delivered you a product, nor do I do refunds within the first 3 weeks of receiving payment. If I deliver you a product and you want me to edit certain things about it, it will cost $5.00 on your part UNLESS the error was my fault. (I.E. Misgendering, misunderstanding the prompt, grammar edits etc…) I will do my absolute best to make sure that this never happens by asking you questions, following up with progress when you request it, and running my work through grammar checkers as necessary. Please do your part by making your prompts clear, stating the gender of the reader/any characters, and being patient with my progress.

Below the Read More, I have a list of fandoms I write best for, as well as writing examples. Do not be afraid to ask for something outside of this in the context of an X Reader or a self insert/OC X Canon fic, but I will not write for anything outside of this list for Canon X Canon. Feel free to ask about fandoms not listed; there are so many more that I have forgotten to list, I am sure.

Creepypasta

Danganronpa

Fursonas

Legend Of Zelda

ATLA, ALOK

Your Turn To Die

Among Us OCs (with info)

Steven Universe

Don’t Starve

HLVRAI

D&D Characters

Overwatch

OFF

Kakegurui

Smile For Me

Cuphead

Five Nights At Freddy’s 1, 2 and 3 + extended universe human characters

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

Minecraft OCs (with info)

Death Note

Pokemon

Skyrim

Star Wars (To a certain extent, not comfortable doing Canon X Canon)

Dead By Daylight

Slashers

Homestuck

Into The Spiderverse

Mario Bros & Co

Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning

Vocaloid

Naruto

Literally any OCs with enough info given.

Writing Examples:

https://slashers-are-my-aesthetic.tumblr.com/post/629357963981832192/pyramid-head-w-a-mega-quiet-shy-so-mayhaps

https://slashers-are-my-aesthetic.tumblr.com/post/629370149689032704/hi-i-can-resquest-hcs-for-michael-myers-thanks

https://terumagines.tumblr.com/post/622606196390723584/sdr2-smell-headcanons

https://terumagines.tumblr.com/post/621561721309593600/hi-can-you-do-gundham-tanaka-teruteru-and-ryoma

On request, I can provide more.

[pasta-is-my-aesthetic]

Happy Birthday Toby!! Very Special day for our Best Boi Toby Erin Rogers (Ticci Toby)👏💖🎂

~Mod Bella

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Would you mind too terribly to write some Jeff and/or EJ with a girlfriend who is in some sort of denial about their, uh, hobbies? Like, they'll kill someone right in front of her and she just smiles like "that definitely didn't happen; honey what's for dinner?" please and thank you!!

ooo

(Oh btw I’d like to give their gf’s names just to make it easier for me to write them, they’ll just be random so the names won’t be specific or anything)

Jeff the Killer:

So he and this girl, let’s name her...uh..Frances! So he and Frances have been going out for a while and to cover up the fact he literally has a smile carved into his cheeks, he’ll use bandages, plasters and will sometimes just let them heal so that Fran doesn’t ask any questions. And so he then convinces her that the reason there are burn marks around his eyelids is because he has a “medical condition” and will often wear sunglasses if they go out in public together(which is probably very rare)

So one day Jeff comes round to Frances’ house in a panic, he’s out of breath, looks really worried and is mostly covered in blood! And Frances hurried over to him screaming and asking what he’d done and if he was okay. So he lied, obviously, and told her that it was paint.

And she believed him. Because I’m pretty sure no one wants to believe that their boyfriend is a murderer...right?

A few weeks later, Jeff and Frances were hanging out at her place and she left to go grab a glass of water from the kitchen. When she opened the cupboard that had all the glasses/mugs in it, something rapped in a cloth fell out of it and onto the kitchen floor.

She opened it up and it was a long pocket knife just smothered in dried blood. She gasped and backed up away from it. Frances looked in the direction of the living room where Jeff was and held her breath. She suspected that it could very well be Jeff but she desperately didn’t want to believe it was him so she rapped the knife back up in the cloth and hid it in one of the other cupboards and walked away and back into the room that Jeff was sat in.

One time, Jeff even debated on killing her. What? He’s mental what do you expect? Anyways, Frances was asleep in one of the arm chairs that she had in her living room and Jeff had crept up quietly behind her with a blade in his hand. He thought about how she could become a problem for him later on or how much “prettier” she would be if he cut a perfectly nice smile onto her rosy cheeks. But unfortunately for him, she woke up. He hid the blade behind his back as she smiled at him and got up to go hug him and say “Hi.”, one hand hugging her back while the other was clutching the blade tight to his back.

Eyeless Jack:

The girls name is Liz, I’ve just decided that and she’s oblivious as shit.

Jack literally visits this bitch at night by climbing through her window just to talk about feelings. He’s like, “It’s 4am can we talk about my emotional troubles.” And she just puts up with it.

He’ll come round hers at 2am covered in blood and eating someone’s kidney with the explanation of “Oh, I was at the butchers earlier and got a snack.”

“Why were you at the butchers at 2am?”

“Uh...I work there.”

“Huh, seems legit.”

One time at around 5am in the winter, so still dark out, Jack slammed his hand against her bedroom window and it was covered with human blood and it left blood all over the window and she asked him what happened and he just said that he cut his hand and she was like “Oh, okay, let’s patch it up then!”

Mod Bella~

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Omg Can I please request a EJxJeff?? It can be a story or headcanons!! Thank you so much!

I am so sorry, but we only do X Readers here! That, and we usually appreciate a little prompt to go with any pairing (fluff, angst etc.)

However, if you ever want any X Reader fanfic, we’d love to get it to you! Have a wonderful day!

- Mod Jack 🖤🖤

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if you're still open for headcanons, maybe some pastas (like Jeff, Toby, etc. anyone you'd like) with an s/o thats a little chubby? like, they have a tummy and thicker thighs (but still athletic enough to keep up) :333

Heck yeah you may! 

I’m going with my mans Ben and Masky because it’s underrated character time!!

Ben:

Oh you bet he loves the chub!

It’s more to love! Plus you’re good at cuddling!

He just casually crawls into your lap while you’re watching TV and plays video games on his switch

Good luck trying to get him to move because he’s stuck there until you physically push him off

He can and will use your thighs as pillows! They’re soft and warm and sometimes he can hear your heartbeat and that puts him RIGHT to sleep!! Don’t ask how that works, it just does.

Can and will kick butt if anyone says anything to you about your size! You keep up with the best of them! They’re just jealous that they can’t have the best pillow around!

Overall, get this man a thicc girl (or boy, he isn’t picky) and he’ll be so happy

Masky/Tim: 

My mans got a kinda dad bod

Like you know chris pratt? THAT BODY with a lil chub around the midsection

I know this is about you but I need my thicc boy appreciation too, ok??

Anyways, you’re both a lil chubby together and you kill it!

You both go on hikes/runs/walks through the woods together and it’s usually a good time!

The only time it’s not is when someone interrupts you and he’s gotta go feral on them because they’re trespassing. How sad. 

Both of you will kick butt for the other if anyone says anything. Before Tim used to get a little bit of shit because of his bod but now that you’re here, nobody says a word because BOY ARE YOU SCARY

I have no clue what else to say other than chubby rights, babey!!

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OMGOMGOMG HI IM SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE COMING BACK ILYSM AHHHHHHHHH if I may (ahem) may i please request a Jeff the Killer & Platonic! Female! Reader oneshot where Jeff is going through a depressive episode, self-doubting himself and reader reassures him softly? Maybe with some scar-appreciation for his smile? Jeff certainly doesnt get enough appreciation in his sad moments!! Thank u guys again and welcome back sjsbdbdb ❤❤❤❤

Sorry about this not being in a ‘oneshot’ format, but I hope you like it anyways!

Jeff x Platonic!Female! Reader

-First off I cannot stress how cocky this man usually is. Like he thinks he’s THE SHIT. He is God’s gift to man, in his personal opinion.

-For the sake of this oneshot I’m suggesting a friendship where you both have a back and forth with each other and you’re both trying to stump the other with the most dumb shit possible.

-But I digress

-You come home from your mission or killing or outing or really whatever and you expect to see your good buddy Jeff on the couch. You don’t. You know damn well he isn’t out on a hunt because he would’ve said something. He ALWAYS says something whenever he leaves, even if it’s to mock you about what little killing you do. So, it isn’t that. But where is he then?

-Probably in his pigsty of a room, you think, trekking up the long set of winding stairs heading up to the second floor. As soon as you get there, you notice his door is shut. He usually leaves his door shut, but it’s more the fact that it isn’t shut completely. So you quietly make your way up to the door and push the door open.

-There he is, Jeff Woods, curled up under the sheets like a moody teenager. You have to remind yourself that he really is a moody teenager, even if he doesn’t act like it. “Hey, dude. Something up?” You ask, walking into the room and closing the door behind you. He probably mutters to go away or something but will you listen? No. Jeff likes you because you’re stubborn, and he probably regrets it now that you won’t stop pestering him. 

-“No, seriously, what’s up? Did someone say something to you?” You ask, sitting on the edge of his bed. He doesn’t move. You speak up again, “Did you finally look into the mirror? See what a jerkwad you are?” You joke, nudging his form with an arm. This finally makes him sit up, his eyes red and puffy. Ouch, you think, he’s been crying. Usually, Jeff would never even dream about showing emotion like this. He thinks it’ll make him look weak, and not to mention it probably hurts like hell due to the fact that he doesn’t have eyelids. “Shut up,” he hisses, wiping at his eyes furiously.

-“Woah, woah, woah! Hold on, big cat! I’m not here to be rude or anything. I-” you trail off, trying to find the words to say, “I was worried about you. I swear on my life that you can tell me anything, y’know? I won’t let it get out of this room, scout’s honor!” You had never been a scout, nor were you ever planning on being one. And he knew this, and let out a small sigh.

-“Y/n, am I good enough to be here?” He asks, his voice quiet and dejected. You’re taken aback for a moment. THE Jeffrey Woods was asking you if he was good enough? You would’ve laughed in any other circumstances. “Are you kidding me? Jeff, you’re more than good enough to be here. I know I give you shit, but it’s because I know you can take it. You’re a really solid dude, and I seriously doubt you’d be here if the Boss didn’t think so.” You say, rubbing his shoulder soothingly. He shrugs you off with an angsty huff. “Don’t give me that bullshit. I know you’re just saying that. I know I’m not good enough to be here. I’m just some stupid little kid playing pretend. I’m nothing special. I shouldn’t be here at all. I think deep down, everyone else knows it too. Why else am I always alone?”

-You stay silent the whole time, listening intently. Finally, you think of something to say. “No, Jeff, you’re not. You’re good at what you do. You remember that one time you and Toby had a ‘hunt-off’ over the holiday weekend? You beat him by double his amount! Jeff, nobody else has the guts to do what you do! You’re a badass, through and through. And hey, you may have the scars of Joker, but you’re no clown in my eyes. You are good enough, big guy, and I think you should see it too.” 

-He looks up, sniffling and rubbing his eyes. Your speech seems to have worked because he lightly punches your shoulder. “Yeah, you’re such a sap. Thanks, that really helped. You’re still the real clown though,” he laughs, ruffling your hair. Normally, you would’ve rolled your eyes or have said something mean spirited, but you let it go in the name of friendship. “You’re welcome. Feel like doing something else to go cheer you up? We could go for a hike, or go terrorize the teens at the local mall again.” You suggest with a smile.

-Jeff just rolls his eyes and gets up, stretching his limbs. “I’m down. Race you there?” Without hearing your answer, Jeff is already rushing out the door and down the stairs, leaving you to chase after him. 

-What a weird kid

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Thank you guys for being here for me reading your blog has been helping me lately. My mother just recently passed away and it's been very tough for me especially since this is my first Christmas without her. Thank you again for being here.

I'm so sorry for ya lost

I know what it feels like to lose a love one, lost my mom when I was 16

Dont haste to talk if ya need to

Mod Sebby, who main is kenzaya if ya need to talk

(For some reason this posted without my comment lol)

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Would you consider writing for Kagekao?

I would absolutely be willing to write for him! I don’t feel comfortable with writing him with a female reader, however, out of respect for his canon sexuality. Same with writing Jane The Killer with men.

- Mod Jack

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Howdy! Love your writing! Could you write up some sfw and nsfw hcs about Candy Pop?

Sorry bro, if you check the rules, we don’t do nsfw content due to one of us(me)being a kid so you’ll have to sling ya hook and go to another blog for that stuff my dude, sorry, thanks for liking our writing tho...

~Mod Bella

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could we get some headcanons for jeff with an s/o that has tourettes?

Of course!

Jeff The Killer with an S/O That Has Tourettes:

- Jeff has lived around plenty of people with tics in the Mansion, so he knows how they function, at least externally. He knows never to ask you “why did you do that?”, because you’ve probably explained it to the last 5,000 people you’ve talked to.

- Nevertheless, he honestly could not care less about your Tourette’s. He treats you like he would anyone else. He doesn’t pander to you and make you feel childish, but he does try to consider how your Tourette’s affects you.

- However, being Jeff, he’s still a huge asshole. In a play-argument, he may mimic a tic of yours to piss you off, only to be immediately slapped over the head by Toby. He will cut it out if you ask him to, but he’ll never let up on his general jerkiness.

- He respects your decision to medicate or to not medicate, and he will absolutely crush anyone who tries to debate you on your decision. He believes that you have complete authority over how you deal with and label your Tourette’s, and anyone who thinks otherwise will catch a boot to the face and a knife to the knee.

- He deals with his own conditions and mental illnesses every day, many of which are uncontrollable, so he understands your predicament completely. At the end of the day, Jeffery is honestly just really understanding of you and your situation, because he’s in the same boat in a lot of ways.

- If you ever need reassurance or someone to vent to, Jeff is...honestly not that affectionate or that good of a listener. He’ll be damned if he doesn’t at least try to comfort you, however, and he will try his best to squish you into a bone-crushing hug whenever you need it.

- Mod Jack

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Hello I need some fluff. Puppeteer x (fem as much as you could) s/o please.. Thanks 💕

I think we all need some fluff. ^~^

Puppeteer With an S/O Headcanons:

- Johnathan has never been the most physically affectionate boyfriend. His love language is more expressed with words and kind gestures. He isn’t the biggest fan of PDA, but he’ll absolutely shower you with compliments and verbal affection behind closed doors.

- He is a huge gift giver. He knows exactly what you like, and exactly when to surprise you with something nice. Being ephemeral, he has the ability to steal anything you may want, and with his great people-reading skills, he knows exactly what you want to the point where it’s scary. You’ll often come home from a bad day, only to find a very specific gift that you never told Jonothan about on your bed, followed by a sappy poetic love note.

- He’s a little bit of a sucker for matching outfits. Give him the ability to pick your guys’ outfits out for the day, and he’ll always pick something with a matching pattern or color. He won’t wear anything obnoxiously matching, but he will match his yellow scarf with your yellow coat if you so wish.

- Mod Jack

(Sorry it’s so short!! Johnny-boy barely has any characterization sadly)

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OMG HI Y'ALL WELCOME BACK AAHHHHHHHH I missed you guys! I hope y'all are doing well!!!

Oof Hiiii, we’re doing good👌

Mod Bella~

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Can I get some hcs with Ej that has a horror writer s\o that's creepy\werid in their own way? He\him pronouns please and thank you!

• EJ’s absolutely ecstatic once he finds out you write horror! It’s his favorite genre besides crime novels

• Don’t even bother trying to hide your rough drafts, he’ll find them. And once he does he’ll read through them and edit them without even asking

• How can he read with a lack of eyeballs, you ask? He just can, and if you continue to ask he’ll keep avoiding the question so it’s best not to pry.

• Got any questions relating to anatomical horror? He’s your guy! EJ loves hearing you ask about how a certain body part functions and how grotesque one could make it. Hell, he’ll even help out and show you some diagrams.

• I’d imagine you’d probably be working late and he walks in on you squatting over your chair holding your seventh can of red bull and he would chastize you to no end. All you can say is ‘writing’s a bitch’, and promptly ask him how long someone can survive without a limb.

• You definitely run through different scenarios for your writing with him. Whether it be a dramatic chase scene or even a concept for a monster, you know he’s listening and thinking of the logistics of it. He’s both your biggest fan and one of your biggest critiques.

• Needless to say, he enjoys your hobby/career and supports it. As long as you let him read your book when you’re done, he’s a happy camper.

- Mod Allie

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hc that ej slicks back his hair with gel to keep it out of his face and it looks really hot-

[pasta-is-my-aesthetic]

howdy! could I possibly get some söft lj with an s/o headcanons? feel free to delete if you're not cool with it!

You absolutely can get those!! LJ is my favorite boy, so don’t worry about requesting for him!

Soft LJ Relationship Headcanons

- At the beginning of your relationship, he is so, sooo bad at romantic stuff. He has absolutely no emotional awareness or tact, so the start of the relationship is filled with awkward ‘compliments’ and comments.

- “You smell like...uh...ocean breezes and lemonade?? I don’t...I can’t do this...”

- After a few months however, he will start really getting into the swing of things. He gives you compliments that will leave you blushing hours later, along with a lot of surprise PDA.

- Kisses are his favorite. thing. ever. He loves to surprise you with hand kisses in public, just to keep you on your toes. He also loves swooping in from behind you to pepper your cheek with kisses, which is almost always followed with a big bear hug.

- His favorite kissing method? He loves to catch you behind closed doors and swoop you into a dip, with him leaning over you and supporting your weight under him with his arms. He will steal kisses from your lips, cheeks and neck until your cute giggles convince him to tug you into yet another bear hug.

- He’s very into cuddling you whenever he can. He’s taller than almost everyone he meets, so he will likely treat you as a teddy bear during yor cuddle sessions. He loves being the big spoon, and will always mess with your hair and hands during any cuddle session.

- He’ll have bad days where he’ll doubt his worthiness of you and his own self image. During these periods, he’ll often catch you in a vice grip, holding you against his chest and nuzzling into you as he talks about how lucky he is to have you around. He’s slowly getting better with being loved and cared for, and is starting to accept that he is worthy, which is an amazing journey to watch him go through.

- Mod Jack

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Important Announcement!

Hey everyone, Mod Allie here and I’m here with some big news for the blog! We’re making a revival! As of writing this, I don’t know if mods Sebby and Bella are coming back with us as well but Jack and I really hope they do! Anyways, we’ll be taking requests given to us by you guys! Granted, they have to follow our rules first.

But needless to say, mod Jack and I are super excited to get back into the swing of things! Hope to hear from y’all soon and I hope you have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you!

Untill Next Time!

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Hi, I can't find your rules anywhere. Can you please give a link to them? they wont show up in your search at all :(

https://pasta-is-my-aesthetic.tumblr.com/post/184518188203/rules

here you go, hun!

sorry for the long wait!