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Laughing Jack: On a scale of 1-10, how annoying is it to live with Sally? Considering how much you hate kids, I can't imagine how obnoxious it must be to not only be forced to live with one, but also one you can never kill or even touch (since she's a ghost).

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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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hey Sally how tall are you?

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what would giggle jack do for a klondike bar?

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Bernie sanders gets elected and he has a rocking chair put in the oval office and he sits down on it to take a nap and he just doesnt wake up for four years

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Who's in charge around here?

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You know, it happen

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((Closing the askbox until we get through most of the ones in there. Thank u stinkies for being interested in our garbage!!))

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What characters can we ask?

The ones in the banner, stinker

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Hey EJ, who's your best friend and how did you become friends?

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I wish I could absorb this image through my skin

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Jane-y Cakes, what's it like being around the others?

“as a creepypasta i am obligated to live here.”

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Giggle Jack looks kind of familiar....

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What games does BEN like??

any game where he can cuss people out over mic.

also minecraft.

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jane pls step on me

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Mod Big Tiddy Goth GF!!

Lots of pink

Likes sharp teeth

Cute, kinda useless

Vomits glitter but otherwise pretty harmless

Cried over this video of a dog today

“My license says im 5′1 but I’m actually only 5′ I just lied to the lady at the DMV”

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Mod Blade

Chaotic bastard

Has a knife. That’s why they call ‘em Blade

Desensitized to all of it

Favorite height is 6′7″ but wouldn’t date someone who’s 6′7″ because they’ll probably have a shorter lifespan

This image encapsulates them

Wanna see my Jeff Goldblum impression?