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I love this this is god tier

the arcana as more shitty quotes from my friends

here we fuckin go again. they just keep coming.

portia: isn’t a rapture a dinosaur?

everyone: *stunned silence*

portia: …that’s a raptor. fuck

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muriel: i don’t think i can eat these beans anymore. *immediately starts crying*

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lucio: hot air balloons are so overrated. i hate this.

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nadia: my sinuses are so terrible, my eyes are always watering. i need like… eye diapers. like ya know how there’s adult diapers for when you piss yourself on the regular? yeah, those but for eyes.

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lucio: it’s just me and my gucci bag against the world

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mc: i would die for you 💞

julian: i would eat your toes 💓

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lucio: can i have a chip?

nadia: shut up

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portia: you should be a classical pianist

julian: yes i will be a classic penis

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portia: is that sicko mode i smell?

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muriel: *eats a cheese wheel like it’s an apple*

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asra: EGGS AND BACON ARE MY FAVOURITE BREAKFAST MATERIALS

nadia: NO THEY ARE NOT

asra: *angrily burps in retaliation*

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portia: holy shit your eye is all red

julian: WHAT?????? *looks at self in phone camera* OH FUCK

portia: are you okay???

julian: FUCK MY CONTACT IS LOST IN MY EYE

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asra: bro it’s, like, HARD being tumblr famous!

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julian: i have all many brain cells… in my brain… they’re in there…

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*very angrily and full of enthusiasm*

muriel: I WISH THE BROWN M&MS WERE PURPLE

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julian: my god-given talent is walking into walls

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julian: literally what the fuck is going on i’m listening to claude bégin, eating puffy cheetos & reading smut this feels so wrong

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lucio: WEENER WEENER CHICKEN PEENER

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julian: oh my god that’s how i wanna die. drowning in my friends’ piss.

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muriel: *standing eerily at the door of the classroom and whispering….*

muriel: ……..do you want my pastry…….

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Hi I’m,,,,, really really proud of this , @thearcanagame ;ω;

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Weird modern AU GO—

Christine: OOOHH ERIK THIS WOULD BE SO CUTE ON YOU!! *holds up the pink tank*

Erik:

Erik: Christine it’s pink

Christine: and it’s says “am baby” too it’s pERFECt! Go try it on for me! OH AND LOOK AF THIS!! *grabs the sheer top and also shoves t into his arms* GO!! NOW!

Erik: Christine,,,, fine,,,, *he go-*

*he back*

Christine: AAA YOU LOOK PERFECT! I’m getting those for you-

Erik: Christine no... this isn’t... me.

Christine: oh... *her face is solemn*

Erik:

Erik: fine. Thanks,,,,,,,

Christine: Y AYY!

Christine, Raoul, and Erik go out on a shopping trip/secret date and they force Erik to wear skinny jeans and they stole his cape and just casually walk behind him holding hands and continue to “accidentally” put their held-hands against his bum,,,,,,,,

Hittin that ass:

Erik: I know what you’re doing stop

Christine: whatever do you mean? *does it again, eyebrow wiggle*

Raoul: we aren’t doing anything, love!

Erik: ffs,,,

Admiring the ass:

Raoul: oh honey u thicccccccc

Erik: stop

Christine: damn nnn no he right you got a wAgOn

Erik: Christine please

Raoul: thicca than a snicca

Christine: gimme a slice of that cAKE

Erik: GODDAMNIT

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Art dump because I’m lazy

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This is so hecking cool

did you know red snapper can live for over 50 years…. whatre they DOING down there ( this used to say 100 because i CAN NOT read )

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Villain: “Well, well, well, hero. Looks like you’ll be stuck with me for a while... why don’t we, say, get to know eachother~?”

Hero: *gay panic*

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

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Yes

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A cute lil gal~ / pls don’t lewd her /

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So there’s this really adorable and genuine video on YouTube where former KISS member Eric Carr is in the hospital with some friends and he has the pill things that grow in water.

So now when I feel bad I can just watch it and remember that even though Eric Carr was dying and probably in a lot of pain he still managed to have a lot of fun with something so simple and pointless.

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gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

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okay

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

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YOURE SO GOOD AT THE SU STYLE I HECKING LOVE YOUR ART WHAT

Omg sorry for the late reply lolThanks smol cutiepie~ Enjoy the content ~

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ITS NOT A COMPLIMENT, CHARLES

GET INSPIRED, NOT JEALOUS

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Compilation of the art of Neptune... love this boy a lot. He’s great.

Is he technically trans

Probably not

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Oh

I made this on Lily Story...