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The Devil: Hey boys can I have those contracts please Cuphead and Mugman, in perfect unison: How about no you fucking burnt piece of celery

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hey, I'm the person who added that last submission, and i just wanna point out that there is no actual source! I made it up myself

Aaah, thanks for the clarification! It’s a rlly funny quote I actually snorted.

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Beppi: HEY 🅱JIMMI Djimmi: How the fuck did you make that sound with your mouth

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Mod Beppi has a rp sideblog doods

Hey can I get a uuuuuuuuuuh promo? Cuphead RP blog for Bepso with a few years rp experience on hand. Message me for a starter!!

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Hey guys!! Mod Specter here. Me and Mod Cagney are a new imagine Cuphead blog!! We’ll pretty much go with anything, just make sure to read the links!!

(This can be seen as a promo, feel free to reblog this!)

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Djimmi, presenting a perfect replica of Beppi in balloon animal form: Hey Beppi, look what I made for you!

Beppi: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Djimmi: What the fu

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I'm copying contracts. Move, i'm gay

King Dice, probably

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Cuphead, walking to the phantom express: I've heard rumours that these tracks are haunted, apparently some guy died here when he was like 9 or something.

Blind specter: I'm 11 so shut the fuck up.

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Weepy: "Y-you read my diary?!"

Psycarrot: "At first I didn't know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."

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Cuphead: "Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt."

Mugman: "People got hurt."

Cuphead: "I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt."

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Hilda Berg: My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my dresses.

Mugman: Why..?

Hilda Berg: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

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Beppi: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb friends till I got a dumb friend myself.

Beppi: I've only known Djimmi for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would pop everyone in this circus and then myself.

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did u guys know i like beppi the clown?

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kindly consider older brother weepy 

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Baroness: Hey Beppi, what's-?

Baroness: What's that noise?

Beppi: It's Djimmi. His cats scratched up his carpet so he can't fly it until it's fixed.

Djimmi: *Screaming in the background*

Beppi: He hasn't uncrossed his legs in 300 years.

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Let’s hekkin do this

Here I am