#source: bridesmaids

[incorrect-web-novels]

Lan Wangji: You read my journal? Lan Xichen: At first I did not know it was a diary, I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book. (Source)

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Kate: You read my diary?!

Clint: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Nancy: You read my diary?!

Robin: At first I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was just a very sad, handwritten book.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: You read my diary?!

Mikey: At first I didn't realize it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[theatrefanatic27]

Miguel: You read my diary?!

Hobie: At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

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Incorrect Quote

Capt. Hook: You read my diary???

Cruella De Vil: At first I did not know it was a diary, darling!

Cruella De Vil: ... I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

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Bojan:You read my diary?!

Jure:At first,I didn't know it was your diary.

Jure:I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[amostexcellentblog]

Iceman: Look, Hangman, I know you think your relationship with Bradley is done for good, but I know that's not true. For reasons that I will never understand, he loves you and he needs you, you just have to fight for him!

Hangman: That's a nice little speech old man, but face it, your son's a stubborn jerk with a stick up his ass, and I'm just a mean sonofabitch who's too broken inside for a relationship.

Iceman: Oh, I'm sorry I thought I was talking to the brave naval aviator with two kills, who saved my husband and my son's lives like it was nothing, not a pathetic sadsack throwing himself a pity party.

Hangman: Leave me alone...

Iceman: Oh did I upset the crybaby? Does the crybaby want to get back to his little pity party?

Hangman: I said SHUT UP! *Slaps Iceman*

Hangman: ...Oh my god, I am so sorry sir.

Iceman: I’m not. Nice hit. I’m glad to see you’ve got a little bit of spark in you. I knew that Hangman was in there somewhere. I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a boy named Tom.

Iceman: A boy named Tom who didn’t have a very good time in high school. I’m referring to myself when I say Tom, it’s me Tom. I know you look at me now and think, boy he must have breezed through high school. Not the case Hangman. It was not easy going up and down the halls. They used to try to blow me up. People used to throw firecrackers at my head.

Iceman: Firecrackers, literally, not figuratively. I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak. Do you think I let that break me? Do you think I went home crying to my mommy, “Oh, I don’t have any friends.” I did not. You know what I did? I pulled myself up, I studied hard, I read every book in the library and now I work for the government and have the highest possible security clearance...Don’t repeat that!

Hangman: I won't

Iceman: I can't protect you. I know where all the nukes are and I know all the codes.

Hangman: I won't say anything

Iceman: You would be amazed... A lot of shopping malls...Don’t repeat that!

Iceman: I have six houses. I bought a restored B-25 just because I could. You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. I do not associate with people that blame the world for their problems cause you’re your problem Hangman, and you’re also your solution. You get that? I know you do, I know you do. Now go get your man! He's been moping all week and refusing to shower, and my third favorite house is starting to smell.

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Toga: You read my diary?!

Twice: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Nagyunn: you read my diary!?

Lauzun: at first I didn’t know it was your diary! i thought it was a very sad handwritten book . . .

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Sarevok: You read my diary?

Charname: At first I didn’t realize it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[the-black-bulls]

Yami: You have 3 seconds to get back to your seat.

Zora: No one can get anywhere in 3 seconds. You're setting me up for a loss already.

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Gjon:You read my diary?!

Damiano:At first,I didn't know it was your diary.

Damiano:I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Shelby: You read my journal?

Joey: At first, I did not know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

[superdogbiter]

Dream:”You read my diary?”

Hob:”At first i wasn’t sure it was your diary.I thought it was a very sad handwritten book”

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Adar: You read my diary?!?

Sauron: At first I didn't realize it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.