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Elder Vexley? Prex?? Eh, you get the awful idea.

For your consideration: Elders Vex and Pressley. And yes, this is, of course, because I love PatCap. BUT, this time, Jim gets to be the militant old grump and Ben the silly goose of the two.

Plus, they're both PERPETUALLY hammered, so I feel like they'd have great chemistry... Or at least be too drunk to care that they don't.

And unlike the Captain and Pat, who play Cricket with the single braincell they share when together, these two actually actually deplete the intelligence of all those around them as well.

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Not Enough Dancing!

Okay, so they may have ✨slightly✨ different ideas of what a night out dancing looks like... But they don't seem to mind.

Let me know what song you think they're rocking to! This is a heavy WIP, so I'll post a finished version with your song suggestions!

They can't look at each other like that while talking about dancing AND NOT BLOODY DO IT.

✨Too much energy, not enough dancing✨

THEN DANCE, DAMMIT. COWARDS.

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The Council of Idiots

There. I colored it. Now watch Yonderland OR ELSE. (Also put suggestions for doodles of the whimsical nightmare of a show in the tags and I'll try to get around to em!)

AND SINCE YOU PEOPLE LIKED EM THE FIRST TIME ROUND, THE GAY-SCALE OF THE ELDERS:

1. Wise Elder Vex - The gayest gay to ever gay. You can't spell "Very Homosexual" without Vex (it's in there somewhere). MLM / WLW besties with Ho-Tan

2. Scribe Elder Ho-Tan - Our beloved trans lesbian queen and the holder of the sacred brain cell (when the other girlboss Dehbeh isn't around).

3. Vice-Elder Flowers - Will steal your gender and your ass at any given moment (consensually of course). Raging pansexual, nonbinary nightmare.

4. Lord Elder Pressley - When he's not drunk or excessively styling his sideburns, he's both men and women's problem. Bisexual burnout.

5. Chief Elder Choop - Overly flirtatious aroace (compensating. I mean, look at that hair). Still likes pictures of hot crones though. Understandable.

6. Trevor the Blob - Homophobic Got his gender stolen by Flowers, so now is rendered agender due to unforeseen circumstances. Rest in peace.

The world's dumbest Gay-Lesbian duo.

Under the cut is ONLY for the Chosen One

✨Dehbeh✨

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Julian's Lament... (Colored Poorly in ADHD haste)

When you're the most recently deceased, but the only other ghosts from your century are these fruity idiots.

The only way this Tory MP survives the constant gay bullshit in Button House is by being perpetually buzzed. Well, that, and his caveman boyfriend.

Based of course on the neoclassical meme

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YONDERLAAAAAAND

What better time to watch this gay mess of a show than during Pride month? Everyone is awful (affectionate), but the Elders... Oh the Elders.

No one asked, but here is definitively how gay each one is in order of gay.

1. Wise Elder Vex - The gayest gay to ever gay. You can't spell "Very Homosexual" without Vex (it's in there somewhere). MLM / WLW besties with Ho-Tan

2. Scribe Elder Ho-Tan - Our beloved trans lesbian queen and the holder of the sacred brain cell (when the other girlboss Dehbeh isn't around).

3. Vice-Elder Flowers - Will steal your gender and your ass at any given moment (consensually of course). Raging pansexual, nonbinary nightmare.

4. Lord Elder Pressley - When he's not drunk or excessively styling his sideburns, he's both men and women's problem. Bisexual burnout.

5. Chief Elder Choop - Overly flirtatious aroace (compensating. I mean, look at that hair). Still likes pictures of hot crones though. Understandable.

6. Trevor the Blob - Homophobic Got his gender stolen by Flowers, so now is rendered agender due to unforeseen circumstances. Rest in peace.

This is a heavy WIP... I'll color it if there's enough interest! Otherwise, I'm sleepy as hell.

He's just so purdy.

✨pep✨pep✨pep✨

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Back Home...

Since the Stans embarked on their months-long epic journey to the center of the Earth's weirdness at the end of the summer, seems about right they'd get home just in time for cozy clothes, hot cocoa, and a toasty fire (probably set by Stan). Plus, Ford's gotta see his dirty little hick hillbilly husband at some point! Matching sweaters courtesy of their favorite great niece. (And in case you're wondering, Stan's sweater is a picture of his husband, Goldie, the Freudian horror animatronic prospector)

This is for you maniacs who have been way too nice to my crazy gay ass since I started posting on Tumblr. You're all enablers. Hope you're happy.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! Love, The Electric Mayhem!

This is the frutiest funkiest band in the world wishing you a groovalicious pride month!! And punch a homophobe in the throat for Animal.

CLOSE-UPS UNDER THE CUT

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A Better World

Stanford and Fiddleford Pines, founders of the International Institute of Oddology.

A parallel universe where Ford pulled his head out of his ass and listened to his partner and they're happy. Imagine that.

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The Captain and The Scoutleader

The Captain: "Right, so you two aren't a couple?"

Pete: "Oh, no, no, no, NO. Isaac is lovely and one of my best pals. Don't get me wrong, he's plenty handsome, charming (at times), and-"

Isaac: "I'd literally rather shit myself to death with dysentery again"

Pete: "Okay 🥲"

~

PatCap simply does NOT translate well into the Yee-haw version of Ghosts... Isaac would agree... Once he's done throwing up.

CLOSE-UPS. YOU KNOW WHERE.

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SLUMBER PARTY (Ghosts' Style)

You'd think sleeping in a tent full of dead people would be quieter...

Alison can look as pissed as she wants, but come on, she loves her idiotic family of the not-so-recently deceased.... And their incessant yapping.

CLOSE-UPS UNDAH THE CUT

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Hillbilly Backpack

It would take a great deal of effort to convince me that this isn't how these two nerds walk around town.

McGucket is just backpackable.

Close-ups under the cut!

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WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE... Oh wait, no, we did.

These two scientific sociopaths make the phrase "disaster gays" seem too mild. Still, they have my whole heart.

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SO NO ONE TOLD YA DEATH WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAAAAAAY

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

Finally colored everyone's favorite deceased family!

CLOSE-UPS UNDER THE CUT... If you dare...

HE'S SPOTTED YOU... Don't say I didn't warn ya

✨pom pom✨

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MORE GAY GHOSTS??? WHAT A SURPRISE.

I drew this before... The incident. Truly an artifact of a brighter time. Enjoy!

Also, let me be the first to say that, although I truly adore both of them, THE CAPTAIN WOULD KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ISAAC FOR FUMBLING THAT HARD. MAN GOT STUCK IN THE AFTERLIFE WITH HIS BELOVED THAT HE CAN FINALLY BE WITH AFTER 250 YEARS AND HE BLOWS IT FOR A BLOODY DINOSAUR STRIPPER.

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Ghosts (Yee-haw edition)

I must confess... My first dead gay people weren't from Button House... It was these loveable goobers from Woodstone Mansion.

But I know that many of you like both, so I dug this out of the archives.

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GRAVITY FALLS (Pt. 3): GRUNKLE FIDDS!

So hear me out children... *When* Ford and Fiddleford get married, the kids will get three Grunkles for the price of one!!

GRUNKLE FIDDS. GRUNKLE FIDDS.

Naturally, close-ups under the cut

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GRAVITY FALLS (pt. 2): BILL BILL BILL

YOU'RE INSANE! "Sure I am, what's your point?"

LE CLOSE-UPS