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Hold on to your wigs y'all --we watched TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR for the VERY first time and no amount of wig glue could've saved us from the utter snatchery that went down or the sh(qu)eer chaos this cult classic romp has to offer! 💅💄🏳️‍🌈👠 These queens gave us glamour, chaos, heart, and heels for DAYS. Whether you're a longtime lover of this 1995 gem or watching along with us for the first time, this is a celebration of chosen family, fierce femininity, and fabulousness in the face of a world that underestimates it💋🏳️‍⚧️🍓👑🧚

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And now that the longest day of the year is over, the daylight will be waning. The heat slowly fading.

This is why the older I get the more I love spring for it's steady growth of life and light.

At least once the summer's over we'll have another autumn.

132 days until Halloween.

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🎃🕷️🕸️👻💀

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We're geared up for an adventure with a lovely group of gals, as we descend into a quaint little cave deep within The Appalachian Mountains- in our ( $10 PIPING HOT TEA TIER) PATREON-EXCLUSIVE FIRST TIME REACTION TO-- THE DESCENT! 💀🩸⛏

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He’s 50, he’s hungry, and he’s still got the bite to prove it.To celebrate JAWS turning the big 5-0, we’re diving headfirst into the shark-infested waters of Spielberg’s legendary thriller—for the very first time! Join us as we scream, squirm, and side-eye every ripple in the ocean. This movie made an entire generation fear the beach… will it still chomp that hard in 2025? 🦈💦 Grab your life vest, hold onto your boat, and let’s find out why JAWS still reigns as the king of summer scares 🏊‍♂️🏖️😱

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Our Jaws dropped more than once and let's just say--we're hooked! 🪝🤭 first-time reaction surfaces tomorrow! 🦈💥

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Manifesting a Summerween Summer ✨

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Summerween! The people of this town love Halloween so much, they celebrate it twice a year.

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summerween aesthetic 🖤

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Linus is the realest of the Peanuts gang but no one ever talks about it!! I was such a Halloween-lover as a kid and I never felt like I could connect with my friends in that way, which is why I connected with good old Linus so strongly growing up. And now we out hereeee thriving--happy Summween pumpkins! 🌞🧡

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🧡✨ Welcome to the Petty Patch✨ 🧡

We’re the Petty Pumpkins — a YouTube channel (also real-life couple) serving up pop culture takes and piping hot tea, often with a horror twist and a queer lens. Think: horror movie rants and raves, TV deep-dives and binges galore, scream queen worship (always), chaotic rankings, and lovingly shady commentary on the things we love (and love to hate).

This blog will be a little extra in-depth look into our Petty brains 🤭

🍿 unfiltered thoughts and reactions

🩸 horror and queer media recs

🕷️ posts we’re screaming over

🍁 fall/halloween aesthetics

💅 petty memes, gifs, polls, and niche obsessions

💀 occasional chaos. always gay 🏳️‍🌈

🌟 and the occasional Disney post or reblog as we are currently planning a trip to visit the big Mouse House at the end of the year

If you love final girls, problematic faves, and overanalyzing pop culture like it’s a final exam… you’ll feel right at home! Please give us a follow here on tumblr as well as our YouTube channel!! Especially since we're fully in Summerween mode now and spooky szn is just around the corner 👻

Follow us, reblog us, fight us in the tags 💋

Xoxo,

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕