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hi sorry i have a question. how do you become a person. how do you develop the will to be a person. i have sadly proven unkillable

you have to be sincere. you have to stop being sad that you haven't been killed and take up the burden of loving yourself and taking care of yourself. and when I say love yourself I mean pretend you are an angel sent down by God for the purpose of loving and healing one specific person, yourself. and when I say take care of yourself I mean pretend you are an alien zookeeper and your only job is to look after a single human being in the Earth enclosure, you. after a few years of practicing this, you will develop the ability to like yourself and enjoy your own company, and you'll know enough about yourself to take it from there. I'm ordering you to do this, whether you have the "will" to do it or not, out of pure self-interest, because five years from now it will have made you good company and I prefer the human world to be populated with good companions. little lanterns against the inhospitable night of the age of Iron.

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some books we know jason has canonically read:

the entire works of jane austen, especially pride and prejudice (his fav so far as we can tell)

the works of alexander dumas

the works of sir arthur conan doyle

hamlet by william shakespeare

richard iii by william shakespeare

1984 by george orwell

little women by louisa may alcott

the prince by machiavelli

fight club by chuck palahniuk

the art of war by sun tzu

these are just the real ones btw; he’s also read at least 2 self-help books, some entirely fictional series, books on japanese history, the napoleonic wars, and 19th century england, and in-universe superman comics.

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I interrupt my regularly scheduled program for this. hello jason todd community

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listen i’m not super duper deep into comics so idk if this is like batfam heresy but i think it would be really funny if bruce adopted a kid and they were just like. a normal kid. zero interest in being robin or any sort of vigilante. no special talents outside of like being pretty good at soccer or something. maybe they’re on the school’s debate team. the rest of the family is gearing up to go on a mission and they’re like ok i’ll just be here with alfred. and alfred’s like yay.

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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"you look sad and tired" well, I am

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Happy 3rd birthday Brioche!! Here are some Brioche identifying characteristics: Only one eyebrow, 3 tiny white hairs on his forehead, and lil gloves and two-tone beans!

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Someone’s about to get stabbed, idk who yet

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messy sketch on the phone because it was the only thing I could draw on😞 I haven't drawn on my phone for a long time, so you can see a lot of mistakes here BUT I DON'T CARE guys I enjoyed the process.

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okay

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The island brought us here. This is no ordinary place, you’ve seen that, I know you have. But the island chose you, too. It’s destiny. LOST (Season 1)

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Can you please do Jason in glasses and like reading and doing just cute, mundane stuff that I don't see him doing enough

(like smiling, sitting under the sun, studying, playing the piano, idc just anything with Jason in it??) Please 🥺👉👈

You are amazing btw love your art and your blog<3

Jason Todd it is! I was gonna do the glasses but it didn’t quite look right haha. Thank you so much for your suggestion and kind words ;; I think I want to draw him more!

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Teenage boy swag

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I miss drawing the best boy ♥

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The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek

We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?

If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.

Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.

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Swatch “Ticking Brain”