phlebaphobia

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Did you know you can just claim a Butch? Like you can just marry him he can’t stop you

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THERE ARENT ENOUGH LESBIAN WESTERNS!!!!

I need need need the horrifically disrespectful and demonstrable power imbalances of the 1870s-90s cattle trails and connection towns of the plains,

Fuck please give me a story about a manipulative and drunken gambler transmasc dragging his little femme former prostitute fiancé out west to make a better life for them and gambling and drinking away all their money before they even got west of dodge and forcing her to start serving again to support his drinking and gambling,

And she falls in love with this other woman at the establishment they’re staying at and the two of them make a plan to run off and he finds out and she shoots and kills him and they run off but her love gets caught and hung for the crime and obviously there’s lots of sex happening in between all of this and it’s gross and sweaty because no modern hygiene products,

But like please,

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Apparently my butch has touching me in my sleep and recently nearly got me inside of him while I was fully asleep, fully hard and he’d straddled me and was just settling down onto me but I squirmed too much so he got off and had me finish in his mouth instead,

AND HE JUST TELLS ME THIS OFF FHE CUFF DAYS LATER LIKE ITS NOTHING?!?!?

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I’m at that stage of married life where I just lay awake for an extra hour to watch my husband sleep, he doesn’t really do anything but I get to stare down at my butch and enjoy his soft little face in sweet repose, no tension, nothing but sweet bliss, he’s so beautiful and sweet and god I love him

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They need to put a shock collar on me that shocks me if I’m within 20 ft of a transmasc but if I’m being honest that would just make me hornier

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They need to make a lesbian version of Grindr so I can be on Grindr again because there’s been a serious and concerning lack of transmasc pussy in my life since my IP ban

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Jerking off on the floor cause he’s sleepy and I don’t wanna shake the bed

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Radical new Dysphoria treatment,

It’s called wearing high heels around all day and spraining your ankle while doing basic house chores

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The intimacy of shaving your butches head,

Of sitting him down and pulling his hair into a bun,

Feeling the clippers whir to life in your hands, the sound they make as they touch his hair,

Making little paths through the underbrush,

Cradling him as you make pass after pass,

Going over every section to make sure they’re all even,

running your hand against the fresh cut hair, the little prickles of his scalp,

DONT EVEN GET NE STARTED ON DOING HIS T SHOT!!!!

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Butchfemme height difference is my favorite thing in the world I love towering over my little butch, dont even get me started on heels I’ve already got 6 inches on him (12 if you count the other 6) so hes the perfect height for his head to fit right into my tits but fuck when I’m in heels, little thing has to ask for uppies if he wants to cop a feel

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Hi so hi hi so hi hello, you get it, I’m glad someone gets it because yeah if a woman had me tilt my head up and open up a little wider for her while under the influence as she puts a large pair of pliers on my wisdom teeth, I uhm, I yeah

Fawning is so cool because the makeup lady touches my face and I go all fuzzy and my thoughts turn off

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One thing I’ve learned in my stupid transgender life, if she asks for your star sign, run for the HILLS the pussy is NOT worth it

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Touch literally any part of me and I will shut down all motor functions I am just a fawn

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Butches gotta be handsier with their femmes,

No like you’re not doing it right like handsier than that, I need to be fighting you off, I need to feel you fingers pressing into my hips and pelvis, feel you slide your hand up my leg or down my back, fight you as you pull me into your lap every time I walk by, pulling at my straps and cradling all my curves, not giving me any time to react or catch myself, I’m all made up for you, so unmake me in front of everyone it’s what I’m here for.

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Fawning is so cool because the makeup lady touches my face and I go all fuzzy and my thoughts turn off

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God I guess I’ll just never be horny again :(

Oh wait I’m still just unable to be horny because I’m still super sad about/want to fuck my ex/could fuck my ex if I wanted to that’s why I cant horny post,

Anyways any Ehlers Danlos baddies wanna come fill the overly flexible hole in my heart?

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Drunken ruffian butch who’s far too handsy with the waitress X exacerbated no nonsense femme barkeep who can’t show this asshole just how much she’s enjoying fighting his fingers off her thighs and waist