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Alexsandr Kallus Headcanon because he’s my favourite Rebels character!

Also I believe he deserved more screen time and character development.

I’ve seen a lot of posts where people have been debating Kallus’ backstory and I want to jump on the band wagon.

Despite his fairly upper class accent and well spoken mannerism, I am definitely behind Kallus being from a poor background.

I also have this thought that perhaps his family aren’t Coruscant natives, but despite him being born there, he was raised in a household where his family still uphold their home worlds values. I imagine that the people of his family’s home-world live in the mountains and all have large lung capacities, large body frames and excelled endurance. Hence why he has no problem going toe to toe with lasats. I also have read a few other peoples posts where Kallus speaks space-Russian. I kind of like this idea because his first name sounds very Russian, so I imagine he has an accent growing up but the empire modified his accent so he fit it with all the other officers.

I think maybe that his families home-world would be one where it’s a matriarchal society, everything was ran by the women, I kind of imagine that his family owned a bakery. His father was a baker and a stay at home dad and his mother was a freelance electrician/mechanic for the lower levels of Coruscant.

He was an only child, so he was raised by both parents but had a particularly close bond with his father, seeing as he was home more often.

He definitely learned how to work machines and droids from his mother, he also is an excellent baker (this is a fact he’s hardly told anyone). Sadly when he’s 12 his parents die in a fire and his home is burnt down, leaving him an orphan.

From there he ends up in an orphanage which cares little for his well-being and for the next 4 years he leads a life of petty crime by using the skills his mother taught him. He illegally races speeders (underage I might add), he’s an excellent pickpocket (see the scene where he takes Lyste’s code cylinder) and he also runs a good hustle in card games (it took Zeb years to figure out Kallus was cheating every time they played).

Finally at age 16 maybe 17 he is picked up by the authorities and his case attracts Colonel Yularen, who recruits him to the academy. Kallus just wants to belong to something/gain a family of some sorts and he believes the empire will do this for him. At first he doesn’t buy into what the empire are preaching (xenophobia, homophobia etc… he has had lots of friends that would be considered “inferior” by the empire), but goes along with it because ‘hey it’s a roof over your head, three meals a day and your own clothes.’ After all he’s a survivalist first and foremost. During the academy he doesn’t have many friends (aside Jovan, and their relationship is built off of being academic allies), this is most likely because of his rough background compared to his rich peers.

Unfortunately after Onderon he starts to buy into the empires bs, I imagine his first squad kind of became the starting of a new family for him, even if it was all of them being brothers/sisters in arms.

Then after Bahryn, Zeb reawakens the desire to belong to something and be part of a family (Cue the scene where Konstantine, who he thought was a friend, completely ignores the fact that Kallus went MIA for several days). He then defects and we know what happens from there.

After Lothal he is accepted as a Spectre on the Ghost and had gained the family he has always wanted. He’s an amazing uncle to Jacen, I think he was definitely hesitant at first as he’s got no experience with children. But eventually he fills the role well, he’s so good with Jacen that I believe that Hera names him Jacen’s Guardfather (Star wars version of a Godfather).

Once he and Zeb retire to Lira San, I imagine that Kallus bakes as a hobby and to help with his ptsd or anxiety. Zeb loves his baked goods, and so do their kids. I toyed with the idea of them adopting or staying just the two of them, but eventually I believe that Chava would have pushed them to have children. Besides both of them have always wanted a family. They adopt twin girls, Anya and Miya.

Skip to the Sequels, and Jacen, Anya and Miya are part of the new Ghost crew.

Also Alexsandr’s nickname is ‘Sasha’ and I will die defending this.

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Now laughing over this scene from Pirates of the Caribbean and I just couldn’t help myself.

*After narrowly escaping locals on some distant planet*

Ahsoka- *standing next to the gunship the men are using to get offworld* Rex, what about Anakin I won’t leave him behind?!?

Rex- *Sighs and before looking up the beach*

Anakin- *distant voice* Oy!!

Ahsoka- *Turns grinning to see her master run out of the forest, before looking in fear at the bunch of locals chasing after him* Time to go.

Rex- *shouting in fear* Engines on, move out!

Anakin- *Still running looks behind him at the locals hot on his heels and starts screaming*

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Codywan-Lucifer AU

I have been watching Lucifer, the show where the devil leaves hell and helps solve crime on earth. I couldn’t help but see a dark Obi-Wan Kenobi as the devil and Cody who is the detective he eventually falls in love with and just had to write a little snippet for fun.

Obi-Wan grinned at the detective who had just walked in.

“Detective” he drawled out. “Welcome to the party”

Cody glared at him, gun in hand, then shoved the butler forward. He pointed the man to a ice bucket and ordered him to pick it up.

“Everyone guns in the bucket” he hissed. Obi-Wan smirked, shoving his hands in his pockets.

“You did listen to me, I told you Violet was murdered.”

“Yes I looked into it and it turns out the drug dealer who killed her called Mr Barx here twice, which is suspicious.” Cody admitted, looking at Mr Barx, Violet’s ex-boyfriend. Obi-Wan smiled before spinning back round to look at Barx and his friend who were both looking annoyed and slightly scared.

“Barx you are going to come down to station with me and we’re gonna have a little chat.”

“Oh come on man, if you gonna question every celebrity on that dealers phone then you’ll have half of Coruscant city at the station, it’d be like the oscars or something!” The rapper protested. “Look I already told your guy here, that the dealer who shot Violet hooks me up sometimes but that don’t mean I had her killed!”

“Firstly, he is not my guy he’s an annoyance who is going to be dealt with,” he turned and pointed at Obi-Wan “by the way you and I are having a conversation about how you figured out Barx could be involved, and secondly I find it to convenient that you called the dealer twice the week Violet was killed.” Cosy stated we gesturing for Barx to come to him. “Now come here and we are...”

“Hold up I know from somewhere...” Barx’s friend chimed in, he stared at Cody before nodding. “Yeah you were an actor in a movie,”

Obi-Wan looked at the guy in surprise, before grinning.

“Oh of course I know where I have seen you now, you were in Bad Students, yeah that film about a bunch of rowdy teenagers, it’s the one with the famous nude scene.” Obi-Wan chuckled to Detective Fett who was looking extremely annoyed and slightly embarrassed. “Yeah you were the one who did the full monty out the lake when they went skinny dipping, I remember now.”

Cody gave a fake smile.

“Yeah that was me, now Barx follow before I arrest you for obstruction of justice”

“No no detective I have already threaten his life he doesn’t know anything about the murder.”

Cody glared daggers at him before shaking his head.

“You threatened a suspect!”

Obi-Wan blinked and nodded.

“Yes what do you think all this broken glass is about” The devil responded.

Cody looked shocked then marched over and swung him around by the arm and putting him in cuffs.

“You are coming with me to the station, Barx you are not to leave town, I will send some officers by to take a statement so whatever guns or drugs you may have I advice to hide them.” Cody gritted and lead Obi-Wan outside to his car.

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Little headcanons I have on some of my fav clones!

Rex- Is a natural blonde, he got pushed around for it as a kid so one day he got his hands on a bottle of black dye and he was dying his hair, and it started to look really messy and bad, another cadet found him and helped out all while telling him he was special because of his hair and to stand up to bullies. That cadet was Cody.

Cody- Secret Diva 100% just as sassy as Kenobi, also surprisingly good with make up (he did Ahsoka’s once for an undercover mission) might be because he has a steady hand. He probably helps with the nose art on the gunships.

Wolffe- He has a mutation as well, he has freckles all over his shoulders and back, he tries to hide them because everyone calls them cute.

Fives- Won a plush toy while of leave after Echo *died*, he found it helped to hold something while sleeping, he keeps it in his barracks and hands it round as a mascot to anyone else who has nightmares.

Echo- Rex gave him the plush toy when they found him, Echo renamed it Domino and it’s become the Bad Batch mascot.

Kix- Has been known to put more sugar that caff in his morning drink, then complains about how bad the 501st dental reviews were.

Jesse- Is a king at sabacc, no one knows where he learnt to play so well or if he is just good at cheating.

Waxer- He sings lullabies to any scared shiny, he did it one time for some poor young clone and put the whole barracks to sleep, Commander Cody included.

Boil- Secretly is in love with Waxer when he sings said lullabies.

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Somewhere on Kamino pre-war:

Wolffe putting his dirty cadets uniform into a washer, then looks up to see Cody: Ahhh

Cody, looking disheveled holding flash cards: what?

Wolffe: Uhhhh nothing... I’m gonna go over there now.

Cody just stares as him before going back to his flash cards as he walks over to the rest of the training commanding officers.

Wolffe: Rex what’s going on why does Cody’s hair look like that?

Rex: Oh he obsessively runs his hands through his hair when he’s nervous and he’s super nervous because he’s taking the Marshall Commander exam today.

Wolffe: But Cody loves taking tests.

Rex: Not this one, it’s his plan to be the youngest clone ever to pass the exam, and if he doesn’t he might have to wait till he gets a promotion in the field for it and that could take years it would throw off his whole life plan.

Bly: So what, he’s stress stroking his hair that’s like a one on the Cody panic scale.

Rex: Yeah but we’ve moved on to level two, creepily singing Vode’an at weird hours.

——— some night on Kamino ———

Rex rolls over in his sleeping tube and folds the pillow over his head to cover his ears as a voice on the other side of the wall starts singing Vode’an for the fifth time in an hour.

——— cuts back ———

Rex: So yeah it’s a little tough right now but I think the worst is behind us.

Cody, yelling: Why are you taking so long to wash my stupid uniform!

Rex: Yep here we go.

Cody, pulls the whole machine out of the row against the wall, tipping it on the floor, pulls a baton out of nowhere and starts aggressively beating the machine.

Everyone stares on in fear.

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HTTYD Star Wars AU

How to train your dragon 2

Quinlan Vos groaned and pressed the ice block further on the rising lump on his head that Chief Jinn gave him when when they had boarded the ship, with their dragons, a few hours prior.

“Do we go back?” one of the crew men asked. Quin sighed.

“We have nowhere to go, nothing to sell and no heads to call our own. If we don’t turn up with dragons and fast....ahhhh”

Something grabbed him and lifted him of the ground and up into the air.

“Careful what you wish for” Cody laughed before quickly steering his dragon out of the way of the nets launched by the crew who were crying out for their boss.

“What is this?” Quinlan squealed.

“A kidnapping” Cody leant over and looked at their new passenger who was dangling by one of his arm’s and leg’s. “Your going to show us the way to Dooku”

“And help Dragon riders sneak into his camp, just kill me now” Vos scoffed.

Cody grinned over to Rex, who smirked back from his saddle on Jaig-Eye.

“That can be arranged. Moonstrike drop.” Cody’s white dragon chirped happily and dropped Vos, who started screaming.

“Good girl. Moonstrike fetch” Cody rewarded and the dragon happily dived down after her new toy.

“Alright I’ll take you to Dooku” Vos cried before getting scooped up out of the air and back into the dragon’s grip.

Cody chuckled and cracked his knuckles together.

“Works every time”

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TCW bloopers part 1/?

S1 Ep1- Ambush

Ventress: Find Master Yoda

B1 droid: Uhhh what does he look like

Ventress: He’ll be the small shrivelled green one with the....*light sabre won’t light up*

Ventress:*slapping it against her hand and looks right at camera wincing* sorry we are experiencing some technical difficulties

Voice in background: Can we not get her sword up again.

Ventress: Kinky

(Crew laughs)

Yoda: in the force very different each one of you are *hobbles to first clone* Jek

Reese: *leaning in and whispering* Reese

Yoda: Reese yes not correct is the force always start that again we shall.

(Crew and actors laugh in background)

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Imagine the older command clones talking at 79’s about their sexual experiences and Rex (who is the baby of the group) joins them and is completely disgusted by what he hears.

Bly: No she was great in bed and good with her mouth, I was flying high for hours and she swallows.

Rex: *groaning* You shouldn’t be telling us this about General Secura, I’m never going to be able to look at her again.

Fox: *smirking* You think that’s good Vos managed to have me over my own office desk, it was better than doing it in a bed, so next time Chancellor wrinkles pisses me off we are doing it on his desk.

Rex: *looks visibly ill* Why am I here again? And is it always about sex with you lot?

Wolffe: Because you have no friends and yes it is what other intimate act is there?

Cody: *with a completely corncerned face directed at Rex* Hey now, it’s not always about sex, Obi-Wan gave me a very thorough massage the other week, that was really nice and intimate.

Rex: Thank you, see you lot, other things are intimate aside sex...

Cody: Though the massage was on my prostate so I’m not sure if that counts.

Rex: *Slides down the seat onto the floor and covers his ears to block out his brothers laughing* Whyyyyyyyy!!!!

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Just a thought because why not.....

That scene in Ironman 2 with black widow and happy I could kind of see some sort of team up potential in the Star Wars universe.

Imagine Anakin/501st and Cody/212th work together to free Obi-Wan from whatever shit show he got himself into, maybe pirates, maybe Dooku or maybe he just decided to piss off a few bounty hunters or crime syndicates.

Anyway Anakin and Cody manage to get ahead of the rest of their men. Anakin *loses* his lightsaber and is forced to use hand to hand combat. Maybe he and Cody are undercover and couldn’t take those specific very attention grabbing weapons in with them or the magnetic ceiling thing I don’t know but they are in that situation.

Anakin charges ahead and takes the first guy on hand to hand. Then Cody just calmly walks past him while he’s preoccupied with ONE guard and Cody (being a much better combatant than everyone else, I mean the guy roundhouse kicked a droid to death and punched grievous in the face) he then goes on to kick at least 8 more guards asses, finds Obi-Wan and carries him back out all while Anakin is trying to defeat the first guy.

Anakins all like: hey Cody come onnnn..... what the fuck!!

And Cody just calmly strides past him carrying Obi-Wan bridal style to the chorus of very badly broken groans from his victims.

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After the whole Hardeen debacle

Anakin: *walks into medbay on Negotiator to find Obi-Wan in a bed holding a cold pack against his groin* What the hell happened?!?!?

*Flashback*

Obi-Wan: *walks on board Negotiator control centre* Sorry about the whole deception thing gentlemen but I was on a very important mission, my apologies if I caused anyone any distress.

Cody: *who has been in the medbay himself for the last 5 days because he gave him self alcohol poisoning* DISTRESS........ YOU FUCKER!!!!

Cody: *storms over to Obi-Wan before slapping him across the face*

Obi-Wan: I deserved that

Cody: *slaps him across the face the other way*

Obi-Wan: I deserved that too

Cody: *goes to lift his knee to meet his groin*

Obi-Wan: *goes to shield his balls* No no no baby I need those

Cody: *grumbles but puts his knee back down*

Obi-Wan: *slowly takes his hands away*

Cody: *knees him in the balls anyway once he’s put his defences down* You deserve that to

Obi-Wan: *falls to floor groaning and clutching his groin*

*Back to present*

Obi-Wan: Cody happened.....by the force he was right on the mark

Anakin: Fair enough I would of done it to

Obi-Wan: Anakin!

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Anakin: *dancing to ‘come and get your love’ while fixing a fighter unaware Rex and Ahsoka are watching*

Rex:*looks at Ahsoka* So he’s an idiot

Ahsoka:*looks at the floor* Yeah 

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TCW AU prompt?!?

These are a bit rambly so I apologise ;)

Celebrity AU

Anakin is an up coming DJ like perhaps Marshmello?? I’m not sure but he’s good.

Ahsoka is a rapper. Writes and performs Nicki Minaj’s songs because I can see her performing ‘starships’ ‘super bass’ and others.

Obi-wan is a top Hollywood actor, either he’s a daredevil like Tom Cruise or can sing like Hugh Jackman (or both). Furthermore I can completely see him in The Greatest Showman.

Plo Koon is 100% an author, he writes Harry Potter which goes on to become films.

Kit Fisto is an Olympic swimmer.

Mace Windu is the Simon Cowell of the TCW world.

Yoda is a big time director/ manager.

Rex and Cody, I imagine as Pop singers. I think they would sound like Jason Derulo. They can also dance so I could imagine them as backup dancers.

Wolffee is a model.

Bly is a silver screen director.

Aayla Secura, Shaak Ti, Luminara Unduli and Depa Billaba are little mix.

Fives, Echo, Tup, Jesse and Kix are CNCO (I love their collaboration with little mix).

Spy AU

I love my head canon Fett Family so I’m sticking with them.

Jango Fett is the ring leader of an illegal operation and his sons (Wolffe, Bly, Cody, Rex, Jesse, Kix, Fives, Echo and Tup) do all the dirty work. Echo is ‘the guy in the chair’ because I’m a sucker for nerdy Echo (though he could kick some serious ass if he wanted).

Kix is the medic of the team, also the sniper.

Jesse is the heavy guns.

Tup is the guy who always ends up climbing through the vents.

Wolffe is the undercover expert and he can infiltrate any building.

Bly is the tactician of the group and the get away driver.

Fives does all the stupid shit like scale buildings and jump of planes. Basically he does all the cool cinematic stuff.

Rex is the weapons expert of the group and in my head has the Black Widow batons from age of ultron.

Cody is Black Widow. The guy is a master at hand to hand as well as the only one who can perfectly execute a plan. So he normally takes charge. I can totally see him doing the elevator scene from Captain America The Winter Soldier.

The Jedi are a government organisation who they eventually team up with to save the world or something.

Magical Mediaeval AU or Merlin AU

Obi-wan is a sorcerer who is trying to hide his magic from the world.

Anakin is a generous but moody Prince.

Ahsoka is a foreign princess who ends up being a warrior.

Rex and Cody are knights of the court who are cursed to turn into wolves or some mythical creature when the moon comes out.

Qui-gon Jinn is a high lord priest along with most of the Jedi Council.

Padme is a damsel in distress who ends up saving herself.

Dooku is a dark Sorcerer.

High school AU

Obi-wan is the English teacher.

Anakin teachs Physics alongside Rex who teaches Biology and Cody teaches Chemistry.

Ahsoka is the PE teacher and gymnastics coach.

Plo Koon teaches languages.

Adi Gallia is geography.

Yoda is Religious studies.

Kit Fisto is the swim coach.

Ki-adi Mundi teaches History.

Luminara Undili is Art and DT.

Aayla Secura is Drama.

Shaak Ti teaches Music.

Maths is taught by Mace Windu.

Saesee Tiin teaches ICT.

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Bros and Bartender’s part 8

Obi-wan looked up blankly at Maul, he kept his face emotionless as he slowly stood to look at the tattooed monster of a man. Next to Maul, Rex was desperately trying to break out of the restraints so he could be with his brother.

“Let him go Maul” Obi-wan murmured, eyes darting back to the gang leader.

Maul nodded at Savage who untied him. Rex almost fell over with the sheer panic of losing his twin.

Obi-wan turned to look Rex who was on his knees examining the wound, before he got up and moved to a medkit that hung on the wall.

A gun clicked and they all froze. Obi-wan twisted back to see Maul aiming right at Rex.

“Don’t even try it boy...” he snarled. Rex narrowed his eyes but put his hands into a dismissive gesture and turned back to Cody.

“Now Kenobi” Obi-wan turned his attention back to Maul at that point. “To complete my revenge you could watch as your loved one bleeds to death, or, you can end the suffering here and now.”

Obi-wan raised both eyebrows at this but decided it was best not to ask.

“In this gun is one bullet” Maul continued, “You can shoot anyone in this room, heck you could even shoot me,” Maul leant back on the chair and grinned at him.

“It’s very tempting but I assume there is a catch..”

“Indeed” Maul replied “If you shot me or Savage my men would kill you and your friends in seconds. You could shoot your self and I swear on family honour I would leave your friends alone forever or shoot Cody and put him out of his own misery.”

“You have no honour...” Rex mumbled from the floor.

Maul chuckled “More honour than your family, boy, tell me why did your father desert the mandalorian military?”

Obi-wan could feel the anger radiating off Rex.

“But perhaps that is another story for another day......any how Kenobi you can shoot anyone, so who will you pick?”

“Obi I think we all the know the answer to this.” Anakin said as he rose up off the ground.

“Agreed” Rex nodded.

“Shoot me” they said in unison before looking at each other in surprise.

Obi-wan smiled softly at the two before shaking his head. “If anyone is going to die tonight it will be me.” At that he lifted the gun to his head.

“NO!” Both Anankin and Rex attempted to charge forward but were restrained by the two guards.

Obi-wan looked at Cody one more time before closing his eyes and taking a deep breath.

Suddenly the door burst open and Ahsoka, a short, dark haired women in a police vest burst in. Closely followed by Detective Secura, Bly and a several SWAT officers.

“Everyone drop you weapons and put your hands in the air!!” The dark-haired woman screamed.

At that Obi-wan heard a loud smack resounding around the room. He turned to see Rex and Anakin had both guards on the floor sans their guns.

Obi-wan spun around and pointed the gun straight to Maul’s heart (if he had one that is).

Maul put his hands behind his head in defeat.

Savage next to him put his gun down and put his hands behind his head as well.

Two officers rushed forward to cuff them.

“Call the paramedics, Rex get a fucking medkit and stop the bleeding” Bly shouted from Cody’s side.

Rex grabbed the kit and starting applying pressure to the wound.

Detective Secura came over and he handed the gun to her.

“Well done Obi-wan.” She have a symapthetic smile. “Do you mind filling me in on what happened exactly.”

He looked to Rex who just nodded, silently giving permission to tell the story.

Everyone gathered around as he spoke. By the end of it everyone was in shook.

“Ohhh....poor Cody,” Ahsoka sighed from next to Anakin.

“Mmmm looks like CCPD need to crack down on the prostitution in this city.” The dark haired girl looked at Secura who nodded.

“Umm sorry who are you?” Anakin asked.

“Sorry, I’m Barriss Offee, I’m a junior detective at CCPD.” The girl smiled pleasantly.

“She’s also my date.” Ahsoka spoke up sheepishly.

“Sir the paramedics are here.” A officer shouted.

“Good bring them up.”

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Obi-wan sat next to Cody’s hospital bed.

Thankfully the bullet hadn’t hit any vital organs. After Secura filled the doctor and Jango in on what happened they both insisted on Cody having a full body check up, incase of any sexual diseases etc..

That to had come back clear. So they were all now waiting for Cody to come round.

He had been out for almost two days now, he had stirred a couple times but fell back into unconsciousness.

The two days had proved to be very interesting though.

He had caught Bly and Aayla making out outside the hospital. Apparently the two were in a relationship and had been for a while but due to work they hadn’t told anyone.

Wolffe had bought Plo to the hospital and Ahsoka had freaked out when she realised her God father was dating her co workers brother, Rex on the other hand had been mortified when finding out that the girl he had briefly flirted with, until Anakin told him she was a lesbian, could one day be related to him.

Tup had admitted that he had met some boy and the two had started dating though the boy was still in the closet.

Obi-wan huffed and rubbed his eyes, it had been a hectic two days.

He looked at Cody’s sleeping form and let his mind drift.

He thought about their first date together, they had gone to a theme park on the city peer. He smiled when he remembered Cody beating him on a shoot the duck and win a prize game. He remembered then how they found a lost girl with the most adorable pigtails, she was on a bench crying and Cody gave her the dog to stop her sobbing. The two managed to find her family eventually and Cody let her keep the stuffed toy.

He felt a tear fall from his eye.

He though about the first night they stayed together, nothing of a sexual sort had happened. Cody had simply fallen asleep on the coach, snuggled up to Obi-wan during a film. Obi-wan had just dragged him close and put a blanket around the two of them and fell asleep with Cody on top of him.

Obi-wan felt his body heave and more tears fall.

After hearing Cody’s story, Cody’s behaviour after their first time made sense.

He remembered it clearly, he remembered how lustful Cody had been, how he dug his nails into Obi-wan’s back when Obi-wan pushed into him and the mouns and gasps that followed. Obi-wan thought of how after the two were completely spent Cody got up to leave, because that was what he was used to. Obi-wan has stopped him of course but thought nothing of it at the time.

He closed his eyes and put his head onto the bed, the sobbed for what felt like an centuary before a soft hand rested on his head.

He looked up to see Cody looking down at him.

“Cody” he murmured.

“Obi I’m so sorry” Cody croaked out in response.

Obi-wan just shook his head and pulled the man into a tight embrace. “I forgive you and I love more than anything on this planet. Just remember that.” He smiled as he pulled away.

Cody smiled back at him albeit the smile being a bit tearful.

“Cody!” Obi-wan looked to see Jango at the door. The man moved over and took his son in a tight embrace, Cody broke down and apologised for everything. Jango dismissed him and explained that he didn’t blame him for anything except the huge scare he was given.

Obi-wan felt his heart warm at the endearing scene. Perhaps things were finally going to start looking up.

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Bros and Bartenders part 7

“Cody please..... why would you do this?” Obi-wan begged. He watched Cody go stiff against Maul but he made no effort to talk.

��Because I asked him to.” Maul sighed, “Cody here takes orders like a dream, a true slave. And now he is going to go get us some refreshments.”

Cody got up off Maul’s lap and walked out keeping his eyes ahead of him.

Obi-wan buried his head in his hands and tried to keep his breathing even. He felt Anakin put his hand on his upper shoulder in comfort.

“Rex are you ok, they didn’t hurt you did they?” Anakin said as he looked over at his friend.

Rex nodded.

Anakin opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by shouting coming from the tiny kitchen they had and the sound of something smashing.

Maul and Savage both reached for there guns on their thighs in response.

Obi-wan looked up to see Maul’s eyes widen then narrow again.

Two henchmen came into his line of view holding a very angry looking Cody who was snarling and kicking.

The men threw him on the floor between the two PI’s. Cody looked up and glared at Maul.

“We caught him calling the police, he didn’t get through though.” The henchmen said.

Maul glared back at Cody and nodded his thanks.

“Well it seems you are traitor” Maul said as Cody got up on his feet. Cody just huffed under his breath.

“And traitors are so often punished when they get caught. Aren’t they? So your punishment will be sharing with us the truth, go on Fett tell us, tell us about how you came to sink so low.... or I’ll shoot you brother.”

Cody stared at Rex before looking at his hands.

“I’m sorry” he murmured before raising his head to look at Maul again.

“When I was in my late teens I had a boyfriend called Daniel.....he was my first serious relationship and I absolutely adored him. He was perfect, blonde, grey eyes, biggest heart I’d ever known and he just.... knew how to make me laugh. Unfortunately he wasn’t perfect. I found out that he was smuggling drugs for Cad Bane’s gang, he was doing to support his older sister who had cancer and needed treatment.” Cody sighed and shook his head.

“What happened to her?” Anakin asked voice going soft.

“Overdose on painkillers” Cody replied then continued. “Anyway one day he took me on a date, what I didn’t know was that he had 10,000 credits worth of drugs to deliver in the back of his car. The cops tried to pull him over because his ID plate was falling off the back of his car, he panicked thinking he’d been caught and that lead to a car chase. He drove across the city bridge then turned and drove towards the edge.” Cody started to shudder “He made me swear to protect his family no matter the cost....then drove the car over the edge of the bridge and into the river below.”

“Keep going” Maul pressed.

“I got away with just the scar but Dan was killed, the drugs were lost. However he had left 10,000 credits worth of debt that I had to pay back to protect his family, I worked at a computing business every evening filing and printing papers. On night I went into my bosses office to find him with a prostitute. He explained to me that he was a pimp and he reckoned I could make a lot of money.” Rex made a distressed sound at that and Obi-wan could hear Anakin sweat under his breath.

“He taught me how to.....talk to men, how to play games with them......heck I was good enough I could bag a straight guy. I payed off Dan’s debt quickly after that but the Pimp wouldn’t let me out of the business, one night things turned abusive and he slapped me in the middle of a alley. Maul heard me and came to my aid, he scared the Pimp off and promised to protect mine and Daniel’s family if I did a job for him....... I agreed and that is how I meet you.” At that he looked at Obi-wan.

“The idea was I would woo you over and then take you down town where Maul would take care of the rest of it, however the night I meet you at the bar, I didn’t count on..... falling in love.” Cody gave a soft smile at him “I don’t normally believe in love at first sight but I do now, you were so kind and funny, you saw me as your equal and not a dumb slut like most do. I knew I couldn’t hand you over, so I prolonged our time together as much as possible.”

Cody broke down “I....I... Am so so sorry for what I have done and I know you hate me but I was afraid that if I told you the truth you would think less of me.... and you wouldn’t want me because other people used me so often.....” Cody sobbed.

“Oh Cody” Obi-wan said softly before slowly standing up and taking the man into his arms. “Don’t you ever think for a second that I would of thought less of you” he murmured “I love you and I always will.”

Maul laughed, Obi-wan stared at him with only rage in his eyes.

“Well this is touching but I really think we should he back to the point here....my revenge” and at that he lifted his gun and fired.

Obi-wan closed his eyes expecting a bullet to hit him but the pain never came. He opened his eyes to hear both Anakin and Rex screaming at him. He looked down to see Cody had his mouth open and his eyes wide, his breath became uneven as he slipped from Obi-wan’s grasp and onto the floor.

Obi-wan knelt in shock as he saw the gunshot wound on Cody’s waist leaking blood.

“No Cody, no no no no” he tried putting pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding.

Anakin came down to help, Obi-wan replace his hands with Anakin’s and he looked down to see his lover’s blood on them.

Suddenly a soft hand reached up and cupped his face stroking a tear sliding down his cheek away. Obi-wan looked at Cody who appeared very calm.

“.....look after them..... please...look after my vod and my buir....” Obi-wan nodded, Cody weakly smiled.

“I.... I want you to keep living for me.... I love you..... I ..... I......” he trailed off before exhaustion kicked in and his eyes slipped shut.

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Bros and Bartenders part 6

Obi-wan burst in through Padme’s front door with Anakin hot on his heels.

“Anakin I didn’t see what the problem is!” He cried as he threw his brown blaze onto the rack. “Cody is absolutely normal, yes he might work in a very seedy bar but he’s a good man!”

Anakin sighed, “Your feelings for him are blinding you Obi, wake up! He’s acting strange lately and you know it! Heck even Rex sees it and he is Cody’s fucking twin!”

Padme walked in from the kitchen and folded her arms across her chest, “Look I love it when you two argue like toddlers but please will you shut up!” She hissed. Both men immediately backed down from one another and looked guiltily at the floor, Padme smirked before continuing.

“What got you two in such a state?”

Anakin looked up at his fiancée “Obi-wan’s boyfriend, Cody, has been acting up recently and it is a little suspicious....”

“Anakin” Obi-wan huffed. “Nothing is wrong with Cody he is just curious about the case and wants to help”

“No Obi you not seeing it, he keeps changing details and he seemed overly keen to get involved with the Maul case,” Anakin said as he walked into the kitchen and sat down at the island in the centre.

“Look I’ll ask him tomorrow about it okay” Obi-wan grumbled in defeat, he was so done with Anakin at the moment.

“Good and while your at it put a restriction on your PDA.” Anakin grinned as Obi rolled his eyes.

“Am I missing something?” Padme chuckled.

“Yeah caught them screwing over the office desk.” Anakin yelped at the slap on the leg he got from his fiancée.

Suddenly Obi-wan’s phone starting buzzing.

“Hey Ahsoka how is your date going?”

“Obi I got a call from our office neighbour, she said there is someone in the office, I’m on my way now but I’m stuck in traffic and I’ll be about 2 hours though!”

“Okay Anakin and I are heading over there now! Bye!” He hung up before she could answer him.

“What is wrong?” Padme enquired.

“Office has been broken into we need to go now!” And at that they both leapt up and ran out the house.

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“Rex isn’t picking up!” Anakin cried as the two bolted up the stairs to their floor of the apartment building.

“Good fingers crossed he’s preoccupied screwing Wolffe’s date up still! Means he is out of harms way!” Obi-wan replied.

The two inspectors burst in through the door and froze.

Rex was tied and gagged to an office chair at the side of the room looking broken heart, he had tear stains in his eyes. He looked up to meet Obi-wan’s and he could see the sadness in them.

“Welcome Kenobi....” he looked to the desk in front of him as Maul spun round on the chair and grinned.

“It has been a while.” Maul drawled.

Obi-wan narrowed his eyes at the dark skinned man, he hadn’t changed, he was still dressed in all black and covered in red tattoos. Maul smirked and gestures to two seats in front of them.

“Do sit down.”

Anakin looked at Obi-wan who nodded and they both attentively took their seats.

Maul sat back and gestured to Rex who was pushed over so he was next to Maul.

Obi looked at the man who pushed Rex over a snarled. “Savage”

The yellow tattooed covered man smiled wickedly.

“Now Kenobi you probably know I’m out for revenge...” maul began. Obi-wan rolled and growled.

“Clearly”

“And after years of being looked away thinking of all the painful ways I could kill you I decided not to.”

Obi-wan raised an eyebrow but remained silent.

“No, I decided I would break you so badly you would kill yourself.” He smiled and leant forward so they were inches away from on another. So much so that Obi-wan could smell his tabacoo and liquor breath, which made him gag.

“You see” he continued “Betrayal is by far the worst form of pain, but paired with love it is more efficient than any murderer.”

Maul grinned again and looked up “Dear care to come in here please.”

Obi-wan noticed Rex look down and start to shake.

The sound of footstep alerted him to someone being there. He kept his eyes on Maul though.

“TRAITOR!” He heard Anakin scream but he still made no move.

Soon Cody came into his line of view and he felt his heart shatter into a million pieces.

“C...Cody why?” He asked.

“Because Cody here does as his master tells him, don’t you?” Maul said as he dragged Cody into his lap.

“Yes Master” Cody replied as he buried his head in Maul’s neck but kept his eyes on the two.

Maul made a pleased sound and started stroking the younger man’s head.

Obi-wan in that moment forgot how to breath. Maul has just won and all because he let his guard down.

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I'm just broken to see you go! Such an amazing, funny and imaginative man who will be missed by all! 😭💔

[phoenixhrt22]

Bros and Bartenders

Part 5

"Savage!" Anakin looked horrified "as in Savage Opress.....that hitman and renowned drug dealer!"

"Um yeah that sounds about right...." Cody nodded.

Obi-wan lent back into his chair, if this really was Savage Opress then they may have to consider that his brother may have something to do with this.

"Earth to Kenobi?" Rex chimed with concern "You alright Boss?"

Obi-wan closed his eyes and nodded.

"We may have to consider Maul maybe involved Anakin." he said as he spun around to Anakin who was leaning against the window pane.

"Who's Maul?" Cody asked, Obi-wan turned to him, Cody's face remained neutral but Obi-wan could see that his boyfriend was stiff and uncomfortable.

"Hmm about 6 years ago our dad and I were working a case. I was a police protege at the time, our dad was a high ranking officer. Anyway someone had reported a break in at the Naboo Museum of science, we were sent to investigate. What we didn't know was the guy was still there. Dad and I found him and chase a ensued, we got separated and my dad ended up in a fist fight with him. The man beat our dad to the floor and was about to deliver the final blow, thankfully I shoot the guy in the lower back which paralyzed him. He was arrested and taken to hospital, the man swore revenge on me at his sentencing. The criminal's name was Maul Opress." Obi-wan looked down at his hands and sighed.

"Maul Opress as in the guy who escaped prison 2 years ago?" Rex asked.

"Yep that's the one." Anakin nodded

"So do you think Maul will come after you?" Rex enquired although his eyes were on Cody who was looking pale.

Suddenly a realisation hit Obi-wan, "Cody when did this guy start showing up at the bar?"

"Hmm about 5 months ago, why?"

"Shit" Anakin seemed to piece it together. "Cody, you could be in serious danger!"

"Again why?" Cody sounded slightly scared.

"Maul will want his revenge on me to be slow and painful, he knows that the best way to hurt me is emotionally and hurting you is the best way to do that..."

Cody stared at him thoughtfully then broke the silence.

"Right so I'll take time off work and I'll stay here with you guys perhaps I can help on the case too." He smiled softly.

Anakin narrowed his eyes, something about this wasn't right but he couldn't figure out what.

The sound of two phone pings at the same time cut through the quietness. Rex and Cody pulled out their mobiles and grinned.

"What?" Obi-wan asked, amused.

Cody held out the phone so Obi-wan could read the message. It was from Fives, it read:

'Wolffe date in 5 mins @ Herbie's cafe someone get photos for blackmail!!!!!!'

Obi-wan chuckled as the twins grabbed their coats and made their to the exit.

"We will be back in about an hour!" Rex shouted and closed the door behind them.

"Obi-wan we need to talk." Anakin spun back round.

"Go ahead Anakin" Obi-wan replied.

Rex grinned at Wolffe who was really pissed off.

He had caught them taking photos through the window, thankfully Wolffe's date had found the situation rather amusing.

Apparently Wolffe had meet the guy at the hospital in Dorin when he was getting his blind eye checked on. The man's name was Plo Koon, Rex had swore he had heard that name before, he had Lung cancer and was on a breathing machine. However that didn't stop him from doing the stuff he loved and going out. Rex couldn't help but feel that he was a perfect match for Wolffe, he had bright olive coloured skin, slicked back dark hair, round silver eyes and a pair of big glasses. But that wasn't the best part about him, he was stern looking however he was actually soft, friendly and humorous.

"Woah woah woah hold up a second!" Cody gasped.

They all stared at him in surprise.

"Are you the Plo Koon, as in the author who writes all those emotional books about families and stuff?!?"

Both Wolffe and Plo laughed. "Yes that would be me" he said.

"Nice one Wolffe good job!" Rex grinned.

"Yeah thanks now do you mind if we can get back to the date??" Wolffe snarked at them with one of his classic eye rolls.

"Right sorry see you soon bud" Cody smiled and waved good bye.

The two walked down the street and into a dark alleyway.

"So that was not what I expected" Rex smiled.

Cody nodded "Yea I'm happy for him though"

The sound of a can being kicked alerted the two that someone was there.

Then everything just went black.