My Username speaks for itself; I am a piece of shit trying to validate itself by posting stuff online; probably one of the biggest and most litteral shitposters of all time. I don’t feel like I deserve any kindness, so no offense taken, if you want to insult me; I probably won’t care anyway. My life is a mess; but here’s a warm, wet welcome to it, my little turds!
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I don’t need sleep, I need answers!
Where are centaurs genitals? Are they where the human genitals would be? Or are they in the place where the horse genitals are? Or do centaurs have two sets of genitals? I am so confused..
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Oh, so you don’t like my personality? I’ve got like 59 more that I know about.. pick one!
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Stargazing Bisexual, digital, circa 2020
@blackmarketbagelsociety
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We can’t trust anyone anymore at this point..

#pigeon#pigeons#communism#proletariat#revolution#memes#dank memes#funny#bourgeoisie#illuminati#free masons#meme#oh you made it far into the hashtags#covid is just a pretense to change the batteries in the birds#jfk#surveillance#nsa#kgb#fsb
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Two types of people:

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Mood: I’m a constant state of abulia and anhedonia but also ecstasy and euphoria; spiraling down and crashing over and over again. It feels like I’m superimposed and it only takes a small unbalancing thing to throw me out of whack..
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This is a drawing of my crush. Me being too anxious will probably never show this to him though. Drew this while listening to ilomilo from Belly Eyelash.
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Anxiety be like: There is a 1% chance that my crush is going to be mean, if I ask them out; I won’t risk it..
Depression be like: There is a 1% chance that my crush remotely likes me; so probably not..
I have both.
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Their first murder to solve would be the one of Belly Eyelash, a wealthy and affluent teenage opera singer from the United States. She came to England to bury an old friend of hers and was subsequently found dead, her corpse hanging from the towerbridge..
Movie idea: Benadryl Cumbersome and Timurphy Champaigne as a secretly gay couple solving crimes in Victorian England
#belly eyelash#billie eyelash#billie eilish#murder#bury a friend#sherlock#benedict cucumber#benedict cumberbatch#timothee chalamet#timurphy champaigne#movie idea#crime#gay couple
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Custom background to subtely hint at your bisexuality.. feel free to use it
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Am I wrong? Some things can only be described as tumblr..
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Movie idea: Benadryl Cumbersome and Timurphy Champaigne as a secretly gay couple solving crimes in Victorian England
#benadryl cumbersome#benedict cucumber#benedict cumberbatch#timothee chalamet#timurphy champaigne#movie idea#crime#sherlock#gay couple
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I have officially joined the stepchickens; a not all too satanic internet cult..
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Is it too over-the-top if you have a crush on someone and secretly draw pictures of them? Is that something normal people do? My anxiety has taught me that I should not take my normality for granted, and questions like these seem very difficult to answer..
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In case you wondered how the meme and depression contents on my blog relate to one another
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Send this to your egg-headed friend
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Isn’t there supposed to be an interaction before your hearts gets broken? I get the feeling that something is wrong when I am sad about something that never happened although nothing bad happened..
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