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Fanart for @sw124 of her adorable character Clover getting rocked to sleep on the merry-go-round. little less sinister than my other merry-go-round art.

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A sneak peek of some more of a bit of writing for Garbagechoclates’s Truth virus AU

“Im really sorry” y/n apologizes

“ I know you are you starlight,” moon replies distantly

“…does Sun know I’m sorry?”

“…” moon la leds dim and flicker briefly ”we, w-.. I think-..” eventually the LEDs focus back on y/n “ I think it may be best to give sun some time,”

From where y/n sits moons eyes have taken on a paler hue, looking almost orange in this low lighting,

~~~~~

In the daycare attendants shared mind scape Sun if fumming ranting g on and one about how y/n always meddles in everything they can be theirs grubby little hands on,

“Im really sorry” y/n whines

At these 3 worlds everything quiets for but a moment

‘I’m really sorry’ Sun mentally mocks back

‘You can’t fix anything with sorry starlight if you were really sorry you wouldn’t have done it’

“ I know you are you starlight,” moon replies distantly

‘Moony we can’t ket them getting away with this’ sun screeches

Moon mentally sighs ‘get away with what sun, it was an honest mistake’

‘That! we can’t let them do that, we let them walk all over us, I’m tired of it, their wouldn’t have been any mistake if they listened when we side no the first time’

“…does Sun know I’m sorry?”

‘…moon let me front’

‘No, no your still mad you’re going to be mean to them” moon replies

‘Is it mean if it’s the truth, if they don’t like what I have to say about them, they should do better’ says as sun try’s to wrest control from moon

”we, we,” ‘ need to tell them that what they did was not okay, and that an apology doesn’t fix that

“I think” moon starts as his control settles once more

“ I think it may be best to give sun some time,”

Sun would stick his tongue out at moon if that was a thing he could actually do

Here’s a bit more of a writing for @garbagechocolate’s truth virus au,

It’s slow going but I think I’d like to write a full fix for this au,

Once again not betaed or proofread

[potterheadedme]

I need someone to explain the bluebird au to me, I need to catch up in the vods, but what is it and where’d it come from

[potterheadedme]

A snippet of a snippet of some writing for @saltciphblr ‘s love bug au

“…s-sun?”

That’s all you can can muster, as you stand eyes wide with the solar daycare attendant looming over you, limb box you in,

It has been so time since you felt like this, a couple months at least since you felt this… nervous around you robotic coworkers, at that was way back when you first named the job, before you got to know the daycare attendant.

You know getting to know them dispelled theses nerves and this feeling of anxiety… so why’s it back,

Dispite the fact that it feels like you’ve spent several lifetimes boxed in you know you’ve been trapped under your coworkers frozen staring for no more than a minute,

“Sun, it’s time for me to clock out” you try once more, Sun still remains frozen eyeslock on you trapped within his grasp,

The empty daycares feeling a little more intense than your used to, trying to change the mood you try and wiggle away

“Come on, stop goofing around sun, I’m only scheduled to closed time and you in faz co isn’t trying to pay me overtime” you say as you free yourself for the attendants grip and try not to hurry to fast to the exit,

You only make it about 2 in a half steps before you feel something grab your hand and you sent spinning.

Before you know it you find you way back in sun’s grasp, only this time everything seems a little tilted,

Ahh.

Seems you been dipped, you can feel suns hand placed around the small of your back and the other gripping your leg, the two of use we’re standing pretty close before, but we’re down right on top of each other now, his faceplate is now inches from your face, um, um, at this point you notice his eyes have taken a pick shen that was there a minute ago.

Before you can even fully comprehend what’s happening, lean’s even farther in a whispers in you ear,

“Aaaw, darling” darling??? “Leaving so soon, can’t you… spend the night?”

[potterheadedme]

*writing 5k of lead in to get to the original idea that kickstarted this fanfic*

[potterheadedme]

Mk’s pov

It had started like any other normal day, or as normal as a day can can by when you life’s filled with non stop monkey business, and I guess what might have been a not quite end of the world,

I don’t even know anything, but the important thing is the world didn’t actually end, and that’s pretty neat,

I guess you could kinda track all this back to the not quite end of the universe, ya see after everything that went down with azure lion and the rest of the brotherhood, monkey king decided it might be time for another “vacation”, he something about getting to the bottom of “this” I don’t really know.

Because monkey king is pretty busy, with what ever he’s up to in training with the six eared macaque, you know, not behind the monkey king’s back this time.

Right now we’re working on training my skills against multiple combatants, and so far I’m doing a pretty good job holding my own against two shadow clones, or at least i thought i was doing a good job,

From the middle of the training grounds where i dodge around the shadow monkeys, i can see macaque is sat a few yards away puppetting his clones, as the fight wears on a can tell he’s losing focus,

i dont know whats caught his attention but i know its not this fight, as he gets more and more distracted, his shadow puppets start to stutter in there motions, growing sluggish before halting entirely

i look at them

the look at me

i look at the them

the three of us all turn to look at macaque

"...hey ma-" i start before

"shhhhh, shh" i am quickly stopped a shushed, for some reason, i look to the shadow clones to see if they know whats going on, they look just as confused shrugging.

"get over here, somethings heading this way" macaque finally says waving me over as his attention stays locked westward , searching for somthing.

part 2/?

part 1

[potterheadedme]

req for tabs who has the biggest fucking brain holy shit

[potterheadedme]

Macaque’s pov

I’m so dizzy, I can’t even begin to guess what I’m looking at right now, I can’t remember how long ago the spinning started, I’m just,so so tired,

Maybe I’ll close my eyes for a bit and catch my breath, I like the dark better anyway

As my eyes start to droop something lightly shakes me, i hear this accompanied by a low muffled drone that’s being drowned out by the ringing in my ears, I think someone trying to talk to me, between the my eye being unable to focus on any of the colors swirling around me, and my name sake ears being less than useless, I can even be to guess who.

I am so tired, has it always been this cold, I am so very cold and the temperature just keeps dropping, maybe I’ll just rest for minutes or five and then I’ll figure out what to do about the cold, yeah I like this plan.

As my eye once more I hear the muffled droning and shaking pick back up, I’m just so tired I just kinda ignore it hopefully I’ll go away on it own,

And funnily enough it does after a bit, if I wasn’t feeling so winded I might have laugh at this, this train of though is quickly interrupted by a sharp sting pain to the left side of my face,

This seems to wake up a bit, along side the fact that this seems to have cleared up the tinnitus a little the 3 ears on that side are starting to pick up on noises other than the ringing, like… sobbing?

Although I can quite see him I can here him a bit better now,

“ -que! You can’t go to sleep, please you got a stay with us, I won’t be much longer but you can’t, not yet-“

I have less than no clue what’s going on, as go to voice as much to the kid and I find my mouth feels like it filled with cotton,

"-cus, focus, focus, macaque I need you to focus"

I don't know how well if come out I try to say

"I'll try bud"

Heres a snippet of writing, it’s more of a prologue if I can convince my self to do the rest,

Part 1/?

part 2

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[potterheadedme]

“Scumbag sailor” captain Pov

This is a fic snippet for bones of a rabbit’s sea monster au

Hey Trigger warning nearly this entire this has kind sexual undertones, the Captains a bad dude that say bad stuff. Idk why I wrote this.

It’s I the not yet infamous Naval Captain Dúbro , and while I am certain my reputation has yet to proceed me it will, mark my words it will. I swear on my dying breathIf it’s that last I every do,

But really there’s no new for the dramatics, for each day my rap sheet grows, from the conquest of rival ships out on the high seas to the nightly conquest of port village women after a job well done, the name of the oceanic Terror Dúbro grows.

If am being honest am certain my latest pursuit will put me on the map, I mean who else will be able to claim themselves clever enough to steal the skin right off a selkie’s back

it seems a few weeks ago I’ve stumbled across a loss little sea myth, so lonely that they think what’s going on between us is really love,

pssh, image me limiting myself to a such a slimy thing, but if am being honest they aren’t half bad in their more.. humane form, maybe I’ll keep them around as my little play thing, after I acquire their absolutely gorgeous coat, and hock it off to the highest bidder.

I have seen it many a time at point, far more that any other sea captain can claim, and yet the novelty has yet dissipate, the lush short furred coat shimmering in the moonlight, reflecting every color under the sun as my naïve pet makes their way aboard,

I’ve yet to touch it. But that I’ll change tonight when I take the coat for my, and throw that idiotic monster aside, if all goes to plan.

~~~~

Hint, it did not.

Part 1

[potterheadedme]

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

buddy

bud

pal

neighbor

*australian voice* mate

*cowboy voice* partner

[potterheadedme]

(the rest of) a bit of writing for Garbagechocolate's Truth virus AU

“Um…Friendo, I don’t, I don’t know how I feel about this” sun says from with the pizzaplex parts and service animatronic repair station™️. Having relized shortly after the repair station patented paralysis kicked in, that they may not be as on board with this idea as they thought they were

From with in there shared operating system, moon let’s out what might have been a deep exhausted sigh if either of the had lungs,

“Gasp! What? final come to your senses about randomly downloading software because ‘it’ll be cool’” moon mocks

“In my defense starlight seemed so excited, what was I suppose to say moony” sun says back from with in the OS

“.. the truth”

That’s when they both hear their repair specialist Y/N call back “Did you two says something” from From somewhere beyond their current scope of vision they can hear here it sounds pretty muffled, after a bit they seem to poke their head back into view.

“Nothing starlight!” Sun hurries out with a grin

At this moon huffs

“Oh, um.. ah, actually…moon? Has um a few concerns, about this download” sun stutters out

“ oh don’t you two fret, Minecraft is a completely passive program, and this version should be a hundred percent compatible with your operating systems” y/n finishes with a thumbs up

“Oh”

“Yeah, so are you two ready?”

Sunny can feel moon doing the equivalent of slowing shaking his head from further back in the code

“Ready when you are, starlight!”

At that y/n starts the download, from here they can hear the faint loading chimes the main Control panel emits,

"...Alright....there we are,... downloads started, shouldn't take all night ,but it may take a bit" y/n says as they turn their gaze from the screen in front of them to the currently immobil daycare attendent, sat within the repair station, in the depth of parts and service.

"how are you two holding up?" y/n asks after a bit, breaking the relative silence, of the subterranean room

“Just peachy starlight!” sun said without thinking, and while it wasn’t a total lie, it wasn’t exactly true either, over the years the daycare attendant has had countless updates to their software and operating systems and while the uploading process is slightly different each time, they know what to expect by now, they know enough to know that something feels off about this.

“Sun. No, you feel it to” moon says, his voice coming through over the rising buzz of an ever growing number of binary strings as the files enter their operating system and make their selves at home, burrowing in and warping the applications around it to its managed tasks.

“Moony, I’am sure it’s fine, starlights checked everything over, they say it’s compatible, sure the download feels a little funky, but am sure its nothing”

“This doesn’t feel like nothing, Sun”

“How would you know we only ever get new security and health protocols these days” punctuated with a mental pout “ this is a game moony!! We’ve never got a game before, of course it’s going to feel different!”

“Listen, theres reasons we’ve never directly downloaded games before, do you ever know if you can run the game after getting it? ‘Compatible’ doesn’t mean usable” moon snaps back

“Well if you gonna be a spoil sport, we can uninstall if it doesn’t work, happy”

At this moon mumble something Sun can quite hear over the new application own internal humming.

Upon realizing this conversation with his darker half has come to a momentary halt, Sun turns his attention back to their code, by now he’s having l a bit of trouble ignoring the itchy squirming feeling these files leave him with.

Sun goes to voice this concerns with there trusted technician… only to find that he can’t

moon let’s out a sound of exasperation, that can nearly be heard over the rumbling and buzzing of the code “tell y/n to pause this”

“…moony…I can’t, the controls are stuck”

“Let me see” moon says as he wrench control from sun, to see the interior controls are currently unavailable.

“What’d you do Sun?”

“ME! I didn’t do anything”

“The OS dosent just freeze like this on its own, and one download shouldn’t be enough to shut us down, what else is running” moons is growing noticeably more frustrated

While they continue to attempt troubleshootin, moon turns his attention outwards, now noticing that y/n may have been talking to them this entire time pacing back and forth for who knows how long.

“-portant you guys let me know, alright?” Y/n finished as they come to a stop in front of the glass cylinder, looking towards the still anamatronic expectantly.

“…right? …guys?” Y/n finish before concern starts to creep in

~~~~~

The daycare attendants have been uncharacteristically quiet, it has been a solid 15 minutes since they have lasted talked, I didn’t think much of it until there LEDs began to switch through a few settings before dimming completely.

At this point I am significantly more that a little worried, I fear, no I am certain that the altered version of Minecraft, that I suggest is causing this. I can’t just stop the download that is the first and most important thing they tell any engineer or technician that works here, that stopping mid upload or download or backup will cause irreparable damage to any and all of the bot under the faz co brand.

This is when it occurs to me that the most helpful I can do right now is, nothing, I’ve done enough damage already and any action I take now may just drawl this out or make it worse,

So instead of bolting to the console and running through every debugging program I can think of I sit, in the cheat plastic of the rolling chair sat by the console, and watch keeping vigil over the subterranean room and it’s robotic occupants.

~~~~~

“Oh. Hello” a metallic voice say, breaking the silence that’s settled over the room,

I jump a little, sorry to say I may have been zoning out as the hours of nothing stretched on, then spin around to see how bad I’ve goofed things up.

“Hey, your back” I say as I try and guess, who I might be talking to, usually it pretty clear which ai is fronting, if not by there appearance than there ‘voice’

This doesn’t seem to be the case right now, whoever just spoke is currently lacking Sun usually expressive lilt and Moons more taunting almost breathy inflection.

It seem like I might be I am be hearing there shared ‘base’ voice, this may mean they are still sorting themselves out, so while they finish ‘loading’ for lack of a better term, I turn my attention back towards to console to seem is I can gleam anything from the download stats.

After a bit of searching I think I come across the problem, while the application in question was compatible with the main operating system, it wasn’t nearly as compatible with the central processors of the attendances AI, and it seemed to have spawned new files in response. I can’t see see what they do from here, but this can wait,

In the computer screens reflection I can just barely see moon, sit up in the center of the repair station glowing red eyes fixed on me, I take a few deep breaths before turning to face the music.

“Moon” I say in acknowledgement, he simply nods back

“Alright, that didn’t seem to go quite to plan, could you run a quick diagnostics for me”

“Sure friend” moon responds in a surprisingly chipper manner, I try not to freeze up and being called a friend, I’ve worked alongside the daycare attendant for a while, and I’ve even talked with my predecessors on a few occasions, this first time I’ve ever heard of the night themed animatronic giving anyone this moniker, i try not to dwell or draw attention to this.

As I am getting ready to pull the nighttime attentions diagnostics stats up on my faz pad, he chimes in.

“Hm, everything’s moved around, I haven’t a clue what half of these files are” moon let’s me know, which it a bit suspicious, neither ai Is usual this forthcoming with there ailments, for whatever reason it usually takes more pestering to get this kinda information information.

“…what?” I blink in surprise, I am a little lost at whatever moons playing at

“There’s at least one background application running that doing something” he shrugs

“What’s that supposed to mean”

“No idea” he kinda shrugs again

“Alright. How are you feeling”

“No idea”

“What’s that’s supposed to mean”

“I don’t know yet” moon starts to look like he zooming out

“Fine, can I talk to sun then” I say try not to grit my teeth

“Sun doesn’t want to talk to you right now” moons eyes grow large in shock,some how he seems surprised by his own words.

~~~~~

Soon as he’s able moon begins shifting through all the losses files, sorting out tangled strands of code, and closing an application that can be before long everything is at least neat which doesn’t mean much as far but it at least a little easier to think,

Moon then turns his attention outwards to see y/n working on something, he sits and watches them work for a little bit before they freeze, and turn to acknowledge him.

“Moon” the nighttime animatronic nods in response

“Sure friend” moon mumbles not even paying attention

Before long they continued with “Alright, that didn’t seem to go quite to plan, could you run a quick diagnostics for me”

As moon starts the diagnostics he can hear Sun grumbling about something

Finishing the diagnostics, they see one maybe more applications failed to close when they were supposed to, along with brand new files that can be opposed,

“Hmm nothing to bad,”

Sun huffs “let’s let y/n know so we can get out of here moony!”

“Hm, everything’s moved around, I haven’t a clue what half of these files are” moon says for some reason

“Moon!! What ? We didn’t need to mention it” Sun mentally cuts it

“That’s not what I wanted to say”

They both hear the slight apprehension in y/ns voice “What’s that supposed to mean”

“No idea” moon shrugs

Moon hear feel suns deep frown from here

As y/n asks “Alright. How are you feeling” moon can feel sun starting to creep closer to the controls

“Come on moony, this one’s an easy one, I know the correct answer, you know the correct answer, go ahead and say the correct answer, we can still salvage this” sun is starting to sound a little anxious

“I got this sun” moon says as he starts to respond with the answer most every human expects to get when they ask, ‘fine’

“No idea” moon says this and sun does a mental double take

“We just talked about this moony”

“What’s that’s supposed to mean” y/n looks confused

“I don’t know yet” at this sun is yelling

“GAAHH, I can’t with either of you right not, I don’t know if you know but we’ve got a daycare to take care of!! Stop trying to get us started in parts and services!!!” Sun takes a ver digital deep breaths

“I’m not doing anything, I don’t know what’s going on” moon says

“We can talk about this later, smooth things over with y/n so we can get out of here, I don’t really want to talk to them and this exact moment” sun says after he’s calmed down

“Fine, can I talk to sun then” upon hearing y/n say this sun looks to moon and moon looking to sun

“I got this, smooths my middle name”

“Sun doesn’t want to talk to you right now” moons eyes grow large in shock,some how he seems surprised by his own words.

“MOON YOU, YOU TATTLETALE”!!!

Ant this point sputtering both inside and out, face in his hand how this go so bad

Part 1/?

Part 2

Here’s a snippet of writing for @garbagechocolate’s truth virus au,

it’s not betaed and I didn’t actually proofread, so if you see something that needs fixed let me know

[potterheadedme]

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

[potterheadedme]

“Um…Friendo, I don’t, I don’t know how I feel about this” sun says from with the pizzaplex parts and service animatronic repair station™️. Having relized shortly after the repair station patented paralysis kicked in, that they may not be as on board with this idea as they thought they were

From with in there shared operating system, moon let’s out what might have been a deep exhausted sigh if either of the had lungs,

“Gasp! What? final come to your senses about randomly downloading software because ‘it’ll be cool’” moon mocks

“In my defense starlight seemed so excited, what was I suppose to say moony” sun says back from with the OS

“.. the truth”

That’s when they both hear their repair specialist Y/N call back “Did you two says something” from From somewhere beyond their current scope of vision they can hear here it sounds pretty muffled, after a bit they seem to poke their head back into view.

“Nothing starlight!” Sun hurries out with a grin

At this moon huffs

“Oh, um.. ah, actually…moon? Has um a few concerns, about this download” sun stutters out

“ oh don’t you two fret, Minecraft is a completely passive program, and this version should be a hundred percent compatible with your operating systems” y/n finishes with a thumbs up

“Oh”

“Yeah, so are you two ready?”

Sunny can feel moon doing the equivalent of slowing shaking his head from further back in the code

“Ready when you are, starlight!”

At that y/n

Kinds wanna commission/request someone to write a fic of truth virus au

[potterheadedme]

Writing Websites

1. a website with a list of superpowers and what they are

2. a website that generates random au ideas

3. a website that generates names, basic info and futures in a bunch of languages

4. a website that checks your grammar

5. website that lists types of execution in the states

6. a website with info on death certificates

7. a website with info on the four manners of death

8. a website with info on the black plague

9. website with information on depression

10. a website with info on the four types of suicide

11. website that lists famous quotes

12. website with different kinds of quotes

13. a website with info on food in every country

14. a website with a list of different colors

15. website with a list of medieval jobs

16. website with a list of fabrics

17. website with a list of flowers and pictures

18. website with a list of flowers and no pictures

19. website with a list of poisonous plants

20. website with a list of poisonous and non-poisonous plants

21. website with a list of things not to feed your animals

22. website with a list of poisons that can be used to kill people

23. website with info on the international date line

24. website with a list of food allergies

25. website with a list of climates

26. website with info on allergic reactions

27. website with info on fahrenheit and celsius 

28. website with info on color blindness

29. website with a list of medical equipment

30. website with a list of bugs

31. website with an alphabetic list of bugs and their scientific name

32. website with a list of eye colors

33. website (wikipedia sorry) with list of drinks

34. website with a list of religions

35. website with a list of different types of doctors and what they do

36. website (wikipedia again sorry) with a list of hair colors

37. website that generates fantasy names

38. website with a list of body language

39. website with a list of disabilities

40. website with an alphabetic list of disabilities

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oh so very far, so distant I have to question for a second if am really even hearing anything, or if its just me finally losing it like so much of my friend and family before me have,

weather its real or not I hear it , I hear some one call, to me or to something completely different I don't know, but I follow the call regardlessly, I follow this call hopefully out of this blank darkness that envelops me. As I glide through the darkness in pursuit of the call, I can start to hear it clearer "booting? begin startup sequence of Neural Artificial Intellect 4-NUJ4. Anuja, interface?" it says those words send a feeling up body and urges me to halt, as an iridescent light begins to, and like that the darkness that surrounded and enveloped, and covered my existence, is gone, in the span of a millisecond its gone, like it was never there to begin with, instead my vision is filled with a foreign scene, I am shown a rather shiny room

After your death you got the choice, be reborn as a human, or as a ship, guiding new explorers. You chose the ship. Upon waking up however, you weren’t made of wood and iron, but rather materials you didn’t know existed, flying through empty space. The humans inside are calling your name.

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i just saw the tag “canon complicit” instead of “canon compliant” and im laughing its like “canon is a criminal act that i unfortunately support with this fic”