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EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

!!!!!ARCANE SEASON 2 SPOILER, I REPEAT, ARCANE SEASON 2 SPOILER!!!!!

Okay, so like, am I stupid, or did Caitlyn not promise shit?

"Everyone in my life has changed, promise me you won't change."

"I won't."

SHE DID NOT SAY 'I PROMISE', SHE DID NOT SAY SHIT, SHE JUST SAID SHE WON'T BUT ANYONE CAN SAY THAT, THERE WAS NO PROMISE THERE.

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!!!!!ARCANE SEASON 2 SPOILER, I REPEAT, ARCANE SEASON 2 SPOILER!!!!!

Okay, so like, am I stupid, or did Caitlyn not promise shit?

"Everyone in my life has changed, promise me you won't change."

"I won't."

SHE DID NOT SAY 'I PROMISE', SHE DID NOT SAY SHIT, SHE JUST SAID SHE WON'T BUT ANYONE CAN SAY THAT, THERE WAS NO PROMISE THERE.

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Those tragic, tragic lesbians.

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HAPPY ARCANE DAY!

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ARCANE TOMORROW ARCANE TOMORROW ARCANE TOMORROW

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OIL. AND. WATER. WASN'T MEANT TO BE. EUUURGH.

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Rip Arcadia Bay, you'll always be in my heart (even if I pressed sacrificing you).

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I believe my only purpose in this life is to listen to Chappell Roan, bake muffins, and read Caitvi fanfiction.

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Do people really think Tessa loved Will more than Jem?

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Oh the Herondales, the men that you are.

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⚠️The Mortal Instruments spoiler, ig.

Don't mind me, I'm just crying over the fact that Jocelyn could have had a son, Clary could have had a brother and Jonathan could have been a good person, a good shadowhunter, raised in love, but Valentine took that away from all three before Jonathan was even born.

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I fw with video games heavy

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Evie and Doug are just softer versions of Izzy and Simon

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A way too long post about the differences in Shadowhunters show and The Mortal Instruments books.

⚠️Shadowhunters universe spoiler warning⚠️

I'm rereading The Mortal Instruments and I'm just cringing and how much the Shadowhunters show mixed up the whole storyline, LIKE IS THERE ANYTHING FROM THE BOOKS YOU LEFT IN THE SHOW.

But also, I love the show so much because it's absolutely iconic and the scenes and the characters and it's really just so iconic (I'm actually just down bad for Malec scenes and also just Katherine McNamara and Emeraude Toubia and Matthew Daddario ARE SO HOT AAA, DYING. And also the bloopers on the YouTube channel. And every time Alberto Rosende sings. And also who doesn't love Harry Shum Jr. And I love Isaiah Mustafa as Luke AND MY GOD, there are so many more hot characters, basically everyone is so aaaaaa in the cast.)

I JUST WISH YOU KEPT THE STORYLINE BECAUSE SOME THINGS ARE JUST SO WTF.

LIKE WHO DECIDED TO DELETE SIMON'S WHOLE BAND, CHANGE MADAME DOROTHEA LIKE THAT, MAKE THE INSTITUTE A PLACE WITH A SHIT TON OF PEOPLE IN IT, WHO THE FUCK IS HEIDI.

OR WHO DECIDED TO COMPLETELY CHANGE THE CAMILLE STORYLINE.

OR WHO DECIDED THAT JOCELYN SHOULD DIE.

OR WHO MADE AMATIS AN IRON SISTER (actually, 10 out of 10 decision, I love you)

OR WHO DECIDED TO LINK CLARY TO JONATHAN WHEN IT WAS JACE IN THE BOOKS. LIKE THEY WERE LITERALLY LINKED BC IF A PERSON FROM THE LIGHT COMES BACK TO LIFE THEN A PERSON FROM THE DARK ALSO HAS TO BECAUSE BALANCE AND THEY WERE LINKED TOGETHER BY THE CEREMONY AND ALL THAT SHIT LIKE ARGH.

OR THE BIGGEST "WHO DECIDED THAT" IS MAKING CLARY FORGET EVERYTHING, WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY SIMON WHO FORGOT EVERYTHING AND HE WAS UNVAMPIRED AND HE WAS TRAINING TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND HE BECAME CLARY'S PARABATAI.

And the whole Jonathan line was kinda meh.

I love everything about the show tho, except for the storyline.

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The urge to write a zombie apocalypse au marauders fic is like, overwhelming. I need it, but I also shouldn't go there, the fandom is traumatised enough.

But also, marauders era characters in a zombie apocalypse setting, with main character death...?

No, too traumatising.

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Can anyone give me a good marauders kin quiz? I've been in the fandom for a while (not even 2 years, but shhh) BUT DO I KNOW WHO I KIN? FUCKING NO!

AAAAKKSKSKSISJWKWKKW.

HELPPPPP.

I've been told that they see me as Barty or Sirius (which I personally feel like is a mental diagnosis on its own), but I also has been told that I give off Marlene/Mary, maybe even Dorcas vibes.

And this is too much like, I can't kin everyone?

DO I KIN NO ONE? AM I NO ONE? DO I NOT HAVE A PERSONALITY? OR AM I SO PERSONALITISH THAT NONE OF THEM MATCH ME ENOUGH?

HELP! I need to find out who the fuck I am.

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Random headcanon:

James Potter eats his kiwi like an apple, with the skin and everything. He will just casually pick up a kiwi and bite into it.