#villainposting

[evil-scientist]

drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities

[meyouit]

Fuck it. I'm no longer gender neutral, I'm gender evil

[evil-warlord]

VS

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Even if your thirsty you can't drink anything in the lab, no not wven if it bubbles and tastes good

[whumpster-fire]

Supervillains will just say "I want that twink obliterated" to whatever evil minion happens to be nearby and then get mad about their ambiguous orders being "misinterpreted." My Lord this is the Artillery Legion. My job is to say "Yes Milord," crack my knuckles menacingly, and slam my gauntleted fist down on a large red button. Homoerotic sexual tension is not in my fucking job description, and I resent being stereotyped in this way just because I wear leather and spikes. Don't give me any of that "Do Not Fail Me Again" bullshit. The word literally means removing something or someone from existence: this is entirely on you and your poor communication skills.

And no, telling me to pay the guy a "personal visit" does not count as clarification. What did you think I was going to do, ring the guy's doorbell with flowers and a bottle of wine? "Personal Visit" means the address you give me will not be on the map when I get back. You stupid fucking idiot.

[reanimatedandmedicated]

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[punishedcrow]

I feel like these instagram comments belong here

[bad-science]

Everyone loves dark academia and cottagecore and themes of death and decay and being weird and mysterious until I have stray bones in my house and teeth on my shelf. Then I’m too weird for the weirdos. Too spooky for the so-called goths. You bitches can’t handle my bonus teeth

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

IF SUPERGUY DIDN’T LOVE ME THEN WHY DOES HE KEEP SENDING ME TO JAILS HE KNOWS I CAN EASILY BREAK OUT OF AND PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE INSTEAD OF KILLING ME OR HELPING ME SEEK REHABILITATION FOR MY MAD SCIENCE MENTAL ILLNESS? HMMM???

[hopjam]

SERIOUSLY, WHO ON EARTH KEEPS SENDING TEENAGERS AND CHILDREN IN LATEX COSTUMES TO COME RUNNING OVER TO MY EVIL LAIR AND ATTEMPT TO FIGHT ME ONLY TO BE UNCEREMONIOUSLY REMOVED BY THE EVIL CLAW MACHINE BUILT INTO MY CEILING WHICH PICKS THEM UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK BEFORE TOSSING THEM OUTSIDE. YOU'D FIGURE THEY WOULD'VE STOPPED TRYING TO DO SO THE FIRST TWO OR THREE TIMES BY NOW.

[evil-scientist]

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

[evilhenchpersonforhire]

My resume!

Saying "on it, boss"

Shooting and missing like a storm trooper

Can be used in conversion of ninjitsu-type mass defeats

Fully capable of holding the fan at just the right angle so the villain's cape goes fwoosh

Ironing said cape beforehand

Pulling evil levers

Minor in Mad Science

Majored in Wicked Schemes

Says mwhahahha

Fully queercoded!

Can (sometimes) make pizza

[evil-warlord]

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

I dont test on animals I only test on kidnapped humans

[afemwolfboy]

[reanimatedandmedicated]

flesh aberration corrupted bioscience girl and self-modified cybernetic engineer girl. is this anything.

Update: They constantly infodump to one another and in between conversations they furiously scroll through Wikipedia to understand what the other is fucking talking about