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When you attempt hitting delete on a keyboard and fail about six times hitting every surrounding button. Good fun.

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Glasses cleaning facilities should be standard in all libraries

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Lil’ two minute doodle.

This happens to me almost too often actually must be the whole artistic appreciation thing. Yeah. That. Let’s go with that.

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Waking up to this was good while it lasted rip so long for now babies.

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Watching Adult Swim and it's the same programming as last week. Kind of a piss poor effort. WEAK.

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I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Forrest Gump

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When you just can’t go up on stage without your most trusted favourite instrument.

Okay so seriously I was at an Irish pub and instead of using a bodhran (traditional Irish frame drum) the guy up on stage was literally playing a watering can. But how utterly fuckin’ befuddled was I to learn that he had a case made up specially for it, I mean at this absolutely insane notion I couldn’t help but admire the man.

… Can a plastic watering can technically be called a watering can??

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What day even is it anymore

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I’m so God damn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me

Tom Waits Nighthawks at the Diner Opening Intro

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Yeah well they say beer before grass you're on your ass, grass before beer you're in the clear, but at the moment that grass before this beer and I'm pretty fucked up to be honest.

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A Time To Cry

The time to cry, Is not in the shower, Is not in the rain, Is not in a public place in fear of what people may think of you; The time to cry, Is in spite of all that, Is in holding it in, Is in spite of those who will judge you; The time to cry, Is when you need it the most, Because fuck ‘em, You need never hold in your sorrow.

- A man barely capable of tears anymore

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Something I did a while ago at the shittiest job in the world, all pen, all fun.

Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers - Learning To Fly

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I feel like guy #2 in this. Every time.

... Only I don't usually know how to say thanks very well and it tends to end there when they don't accept my compliments.

when two Art Gods are complimenting each other

and you’re just watching them like

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Watching 21 Jump Street with "Tanning Chatum" and "Joanna Hill" Sometimes watching films with people is the absolute greatest.

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Love this smug little piece of shit cat.

Meet JJ, the little horrifically genetically altered cat capable of drinking more than a fully grown human.

Expect more of these little scrawlings of graphite, and wasted time and effort. Enjoy. Now bring on the mimes…

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Trump: *Fires guy claiming he's in contact with Russia*

Trump: I have never had and will never have contact with Russia.

Also Trump: *Waving tiny hands wildly throughout the air*

Also Trump: EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME TALKING TO RUSSIA.

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