pureanonofficial
pureanonofficial
starry-eyed and vaguely discontented
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I like to analyze media that isn't very good. I am also particularly fond of musicals, old Hollywood movies, and classic works of literature. My favorite ship dynamic is "fucked up tender," so take that as your caveat for the type of content to expect here.
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pureanonofficial · 18 hours ago
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One enjoyable, funny aspect of the early years of What's My Line? for me is John Daly's extremely evident distaste for Hal Block.
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pureanonofficial · 1 day ago
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"batfamily" this "five robins" that what about the twink and his old gay lover huh. what about them. don't they deserve to be your blorbos too.
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pureanonofficial · 2 days ago
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Eponine was too well-trained to shriek when the drunken, stinking bourgeois sat down by her as she guarded the gate for Marius, but it was close. Thankfully, he seemed to have no interest in molesting her or raising a hubbub in the neighborhood--simply seeming to want to talk. And talk. And talk. And once he caught sight of Marius, he started talking about him, at least somewhat, mixed in with words about love and life that she could not understand. She doubted he would remember this in the morning. At least he was not excessively loud, and there was some interest in learning about parts of a life that Marius knew, a life she would never know.
A @drinkwithme-exchange gift for @crow-songs-at-dawn
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pureanonofficial · 2 days ago
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theodule & cosette at the wedding for @pureanonofficial for the @drinkwithme-exchange !! hope you like it <3
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pureanonofficial · 2 days ago
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Eponine was too well-trained to shriek when the drunken, stinking bourgeois sat down by her as she guarded the gate for Marius, but it was close. Thankfully, he seemed to have no interest in molesting her or raising a hubbub in the neighborhood--simply seeming to want to talk. And talk. And talk. And once he caught sight of Marius, he started talking about him, at least somewhat, mixed in with words about love and life that she could not understand. She doubted he would remember this in the morning. At least he was not excessively loud, and there was some interest in learning about parts of a life that Marius knew, a life she would never know.
A @drinkwithme-exchange gift for @crow-songs-at-dawn
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pureanonofficial · 3 days ago
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there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it
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pureanonofficial · 5 days ago
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When the Burning Begins by Patricia Smith
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pureanonofficial · 6 days ago
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Joan Crawford’s spirit appeared to me last night and told me she and Bette Davis had hate sex on the set of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane
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pureanonofficial · 6 days ago
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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pureanonofficial · 6 days ago
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Uncle Charlie technically counts as a Hitchcock Blonde
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pureanonofficial · 6 days ago
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For the purpose of this poll, books in the same world but not Directly sequels count. If they're grouped on Goodreads, it counts. So like, Percy Jackson but also Magnus Chase count as the same series.
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pureanonofficial · 6 days ago
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To love is easy and therefore common—but to understand—how rare it is!
— Emily of New Moon, L.M. Montgomery
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pureanonofficial · 6 days ago
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Miwackulous Tye Monday
HOW THE DOOSE DOES HE MANAGE IT ?
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pureanonofficial · 7 days ago
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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.
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pureanonofficial · 7 days ago
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arthur morgan wet man Wednesday
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pureanonofficial · 9 days ago
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ELLIOTT MATTOX & MARC GINSBURG | Not so fast, Mr. Soulbox! We're gonna play a little game!
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pureanonofficial · 9 days ago
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OH, MARY! + NEXT TO NORMAL
(A collaboration between @sensitivegayrepublican/@godlessondheimite and myself. @sensitivegayrepublican/@godlessondheimite created the concept of this gifset and selected the quotes/scenes, and I made the gifs!)
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