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purest-bean-peter-parker · 9 months

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Oppenheimer was such shit they completely forgot to add Howard Stark

#eye roll #this is a joke btw #in case it wasn't obvious #some how #howard stark #Oppenheimer

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 1 year

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I JIST REALIZED ITS 2023 OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK OH SHIT

#THE ENDGAME YEAR #THATS THE YEAR THAAT THE GSME ENDS #OH DHIT #IS THERE AN EXACT DATE #OH FUCK DUDES #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #avengers endgame #the blip

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 1 year

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I saw this tweet where someone compared the scene in Iron Man 2 where we see Tony going into Howard’s workspace as a child and how Howard’s reaction was to immediately become angry and yell for Maria to come and get him vs. the scene in Endgame where Morgan sneaks into Tony’s workspace and how Tony’s immediate reaction was to divert all of his attention to his daughter and drop the fact that he’d just DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL to go and have juice pops with her and I just

#mcu #tony stark #howard stark #morgan stark

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 1 year

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SOMEBODY DID IT

Can’t believe I haven’t seen a fanfic post no way home about the Spider-Men being brothers and going by Peter, Pete, and Petey (oldest to youngest)

#spiderman no way home #tom holland spiderman #andrew garfield spider man #Toby maguire spiderman #the spider brothers #Pete Peter and Petey

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 2 years

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peter pitching his idea: i just think that spider-man's not a good enough furry- j jonah jameson: stop right there parker- run the article immediately

#this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time #fandom stuff #spider verse #peter parker #j jonah jameson #media au #this is a funny joke don't @ me

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 2 years

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Is it bad that I just realized that “WandaVision” is not just squishing their names together, but also short for Wanda Television

#ya know cause she made it her show #I can go this realization because I was reading angsty Peter Parker fics #many of which set immediately after endgame #and I realized that wanda and vision hadn’t been in any of them #then I started thinking about wandavision #good show #then I was like ‘haha wandavision kinda reminds me of ted nivison because I initially thought his name was meant to sound like the word #television haha’ and then #I realized #that I might be stupid #perhaps #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #wandavision

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 2 years

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I think one of my favorite MCU series was removed from Ao3 and I’m freaking out I CANT FIND IT

#it’s called understanding the real hero #and I can’t find it #I’ve heard it book marked for a while #it’s one of my absolute favorites #mcu #fanfiction search #plz help

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 2 years

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Can’t believe I haven’t seen a fanfic post no way home about the Spider-Men being brothers and going by Peter, Pete, and Petey (oldest to youngest)

#careful #I just might have to do it myself #they’re brothers your honor #spiderman no way home #spider bros #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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We should have known he’d do it, nobody can resist peter parker

#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #spider man no way home #Spider man no way home trailer #dr strange

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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#marvel #avengers

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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I’m so mad at myself for not posting my previous Loki theories because they’ve all been correct so far

“Pruning” doesn’t kill

The time keepers are fake or at least the ones the TVA worships are

Everyone at the TVA are variants

Loki will “die” (I think we all saw this coming tho so *shrug*)

Mobius will turn against the TVA

#i’m so mad at myself #idek if these were all obvious or not #I think there were more but I’m upset and can’t think #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #Loki #loki theories

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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Can’t believe that we finally found the identity of DB Cooper

#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #Loki #loki show #I had to edit this #I was high and put the name of American scientist WEB Du Bois #my bad

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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“The serum didn’t corrupt Steve” BET

#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #tfawts #the falcon and the winter soldier #super soldier serum

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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Hey disney. What the fuck are you on charging people extra for a movie on a platform that they are already paying for monthly???

#they’re just begging for it to flop #a movie with a female lead that we’ve been waiting years for #and it’s going to flop because disney just wants that extra cash #and then it’ll be blamed on the fact that it has a female lead #I’m fucking pissed rn #I am actually livid #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #black widow #black widow movie #fuck you disney

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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Yeah that’s fair

Am I the only one who saw this

And immediately thought if this?

#honestly idk why I think they look similar #because they really don’t #but they kinda do????#idk #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #wandavision

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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I love how the mcu clearly states how even the hero’s have to be held accountable for their actions but they never seem to follow through unless it’s with Tony Stark. Idk just thought that was funny :/

#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #this is about wandavision #once again wanda seems to get off scott free

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purest-bean-peter-parker · 3 years

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Am I the only one who saw this

And immediately thought if this?

#idk there’s just something about her costume that I’m not too fond of #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #wandavision #wanda maximoff

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