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dude i cant sleep. this is too accurate.

so. songs from crazy-ex girlfriend that really, weirdly, perfectly weirdly fit helluva boss characters to a very weird degree but i only included the best examples from each song.

Starting with: Blitzø (About himself): You Stupid Bitch Now he knows I'm not some innocent lamb He sees me for what I am Which is a horrible, stupid, Dumb and ugly, fat and stupid, simple self-hating Bitch! ______________ Stolas, to Blitzø: Oh my God, I think I like you

Oh my God, I think I like you It's scary but you send me back on my heels 'Cause while I'm getting spanked I can't ignore the feels ________________ Young Fizzarolli idealizing the industry:

I Wanna be a Child Star

"I wanna be a pre-teen Hollywood trainwreck A cautionary tale I want the kind of fame that'll warp my brain And eventually land me in jail I want to sue my parents for emancipation After they get caught stealing from me" ______________

Verosika beginning their relationship:

Strip Away My Conscience

"You're a soul-sucking, corporate piece of trash Who only cares about sex, lies and cash So tell me 'bout your sins And shock me with their luridness"

______________ Stolas and Blitzø

It Was a Sh*t Show

"We can't undo Can't make amends Dysfunction is our lingua franca" _________________ Fizzarolli and Ozymandius pretending they're not in love singing a love ballad: Let's Have Intercourse

"Come on, let's quickly have intercourse (Let's quickly have intercourse) So I can move on with my life"

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audra levine brainrot is real (s2e10) I LOVE HER LIL DANCE OMG AT THE BAR MITZVAH help. its delightful i wish i were david.

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things i experienced with my delightfully nerdy older brother during the holidays

Older brother: So, what happens when they run out of dinosaur to make Dino nuggets? Dad: They’ll go extinct. Him: Hang on - do we have enough DNA for gene sequencing dinosaurs? Could we actually make Dino meat in a lab? Dad: Course we can! Haven’t you ever seen Jurassic Park? ___________________________ Him, a software engineer, getting off a three hour meeting about developing an AI program, and then spending five minutes trying to toast a bagel in a toaster oven bc the picture at the bottom explaining how to do it was too complicated ___________________________ Me: what do you know about the Higgs-Boson particle? Older Brother: Well, I know what a boson is but every time I’ve actually studied it I’ve felt like a boson myself. ____________________________ Dad: Get in, the car has butt warmers! Him: OOOH, will they make my butt look hot?

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reblog to make him happy

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the doctor who fandom has never been so called out. pinned me 14/16. Well done, sir.

please do interact: people who've seen the Milky Way, those who wish upon shooting stars, people who believe in aliens, night hikers, desert aesthetic lovers, people who can identify at least one star or constellation in the night sky, people that consider science and magic to be the same thing, people who can recite the first 6 digits of the number pi, dinosaur lovers, people that sleep with stuffed animals, postcard collectors, sci-fi lovers, people who have rewatched or reread something they just finished, people who love sitting in nature with only the wind for company, people who wish they could travel amongst the stars

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Kousei: I have to donate! Watari: IDIOT SHE'LL NEVER FALL FOR YOU THEN

[image: a gofundme page with a photo of a collapsed Kaori Miyazono and a title as follows: “Surgery for my Legs Cause I Can’t Stand You Hoes”. $45 have been raised.]

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Just lost respect for 62.9906 tumblr users

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"We want certainty, security, to believe that people are evil or heroic. But that's not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don't understand. If you trust me."

JODIE WHITTAKER AS THE THIRTEENTH DOCTOR (2017-2022)

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DOCTOR WHO (2005 - ) I The Giggle

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This made me LAUGH in the middle of eating so THERE

This is my pièce de résistance. I've peaked.

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Um hello?? Hello!? This is SO COOL

NuWho!

[Classic Who]

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when the doctor used the tardis like a skateboard and pushed with his lil foot reblog if u agree

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late night analysis

thinking about how the doctor (2005) had never fallen in love with a companion aside from rose and river—well river sort of picked him out instead of vice versa, so it's really only Rose...

and that they have such a track record of things going horribly horribly wrong and they've been going down this *path* of closing themselves off to their companions that started off after Rose.

of COURSE they kept their companions at arm's length. They probably think themselves selfish for still having companions around at all when every single one has gotten hurt or worse all because of them.

look at Eleven and how he treats Rory and Amy. 'Don't wander off'. With Twelve he could finally shed his facade and focus on how old he is, and then he found his match with Clara and we know what happened to her.

So Thirteen is back with the same sort of 'life is performance, life is fun presentation' energy that never felt genuine—

because we know what the doctor truly is behind it. And it's not...fun. It's terrifying and hollow and ancient. But of course Thirteen's regeneration is young again, though like Vastra says, that's not for her it's for the sake of those around her. God Vastra is the best. Right on the nose. Thematically a lot of the newer shit in the Flux was about the doctor being pulled in a million different directions and trying to figure out who she, personally, is.

She's lost her sense of self—literally lost her memories and so she's absolutely obsessed solving with this identity crisis…Honestly, the doctor wants to go back to when they were just having fun, so it has to be presented as 'just another puzzle.

Thirteen loves Graham and Ryan and Yaz, oh, she loves Yaz, but knows simply how dangerous the love of the doctor can be.

the thasmin confession works. cause the doctor says they wouldn’t be with anyone but Yaz is close, and that’s does NOT mean the doctor didn’t like her—only that for a being with two hearts, it’s twice the pain when they’re broken.

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I just want to take a quick moment to thank RTD for not killing Donna this week, and I really hope he continues this kindness and doesn't kill her next week either.

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op says “finally visibly queer” like twelve and nardole just didn’t exist

13 didn’t take Yasmin khan on an underwater date and confess her feelings at a beach overlooking the horizon and get carried bridal style and for the Doctor to canonically express romantic attraction to a person of the same gender only for you all to kick and scream about the Doctor being finally visibly queer when it’s mentioned in a passing conversation about Isaac newton

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*taxi whistle* JACK, YOU’RE UP!

Doctor who -  Wild Blue Yonder

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blonde hair + indigo hair is the new 'red and blue'