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Biblically accurate Remus Lupin

important question

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Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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finally, someone for tumblr

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If I could draw and/or had motivation to write, it would be over for all of you

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Hear me out hear me out hear me out

Partyvan x gilderat, yeah?

Gilderoy x Pete x Barty x Evan? All the drama, the jealousy, the intrigue, the possible (probable) murders, obliviations, unforgivable curses? Wrapped in a mysterious and enthralling cologne?

First of all, yes. Here for it. Give me all of it.

Secondly – What is golden and enticing and would be found in a partyvan, hm? Shiny and sparkly, hiding a rather empty core? Yes. Indeed.

I present the ship name:

✨🪩 Discoball 🪩✨

Thank you for your time.

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In the clurb... We fw gilderat

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gilderat is canon to me. idgaf about what you say, it happened. i was the perfume bottle.

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Casually opening tumblr for the first time in months just to announce I had a full feature length film dream about gilderat last night. With character development, plot twists, deep lore and intrigues and shit. About a JOKE SHIP from TIKTOK.

I am 31 years old. I have a job.

And yet, GILDERAT 😔✊🏻

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the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

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Work by @lillehildetattoo

Just stopping by to boast because I’m absolutely enamoured by the new tattoo I got yesterday. Look at it! LOOK AT ITTTTTT!! I’m in love! My tattoo artist absolutely outdid herself, I’m so grateful 🥹🧡

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I’m thinking I’ll start a bit small, so nothing above 100k - but I want to choose a fic that you think should be available to more people.

I will only read Marauders fics, because that’s all I care about, eheheh whoops, sorry. All ships are okay, tho. Those above are mainly wolfstar.

As someone with ADHD + depression myself, I have had great reading difficulties, and podfics made fanfiction available to me for the first time. It even got me back into reading in print, which is amazing. I also have 5+ years radio experience, so why not put it to good use and return the favor? 🧡

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Barty: I am Barty and I put the "hot" in psychotic.

Pandora: I am Pandora and I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Peter: I am Peter and I put the "rat" in dehydrated.

Remus: I am Remus and I put the "sex" in dyslexic.

Evan: I am Evan and I don't get it. What am I supposed to say?

Dorcas: Your name and "I put something in something".

Evan: Oh, okay okay.

Evan: I am Evan and I put the dick in Barty.

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I’m reading Crimson Rivers rn and... Why do I do this to myself. I’m tired. I’m exhausted from too many emotions. My boys deserve to catch a break, and so do I. I am not built for this amount of stress and despair.

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James, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Remus: You're kinda ugly.