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More quote my friends and I have said as Marauders!! (And the silver Slytherins)

James: Where are my glasses?

Sirius: Did you just call me a rapist?

James: what! No, I said where are my glasses

Sirius: Oh

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Barty Jr: You look 83

Regulus: I'm 82

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Remus: Sirius check my account

Sirius: WHAT? DID YOU SAY SUCK MY ASS?

Remus: no, I said check my account

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Evan: Bring back abortion

Barty Jr: He said bring back abortion

Evan: What? Why are you snitching on me

Barty Jr: No one is listening but me

Evan: What's wrong with you guys and talking to yourselves

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Barty Jr: Kevin Gates is so cute

Pandora: HES WHAT-

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Peter: I almost said the word

James and Sirius: Slut?

Peter: No the f one

Sirius: Fag?

Peter: Yeah that one

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Regulus: That's not what I said you fucking fairy queen

Dorcas: EXCUSE-

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Pandora: Barty said the hard r 3 times, put that down

Barty Jr: NO I DIDN'T

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Sirius: Put my meat across this boys face, bc wtf?

Lily: you're so gay?

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James: Y'all are the federal tampons

Lily: HUH-

Dorcas: WHAT-

Marlene: did he just-

Pandora: kys

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Sirius: What's that word you say in Mexican? GRRINGOOO

Remus: I want to punch you yet kiss you.

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James: Why does he have foreskin on his legs? HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME

Lily: are we sure he isn't secretly gay?

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Barty Jr: Maria Carlos Sanchez and I'm from Ethiopia, wait that's not in Mexico. I mean Portugal

Dorcas: you offended like so many people

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Remus: Did you say my dick is leaking?

Sirius: I can lick it...if it is leaking.

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Sirius: pheobe? The girl from Bridgerton

James: Penelope?

Sirius: No, not the big one

James: *Gasps*

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Sirius: I gotta bring my pookie bear

Remus: I'm not your-

Sirius: POOKIE BEAR!!!

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Here is some shit my friend and I have said before but Marauders version!!

Sirius: that was the first thing that came to my mind, other than cumming to him in my mind

Remus: honestly, you know what-

Sirius: I love you😍

Remus: WHAT-

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James: I ran out of inches

Sirius: oh no! *Emo side hair*

James: you always gotta be on some emo shit

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*In-text*

James: the coochie hair is in the microwave, or wtv the astrology bitches say

Remus: excuse me?

James: the nercury is in the microwat

Remus: Jamie, take your time.

James: microwaves

Remus: what are you trying to say?

James: the nercury is in renegade

Remus: you poor thing, don't hurt your head!

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Sirius: (talking about Remus) he's so cute, what should I say?

James: ask him about his name

Sirius: and what do I say? 'hey what's your name!'

James: c'mere Siri, you better go up to him and bat those luscious long lashes at him when you ask for his name, go get him tiger!

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Sirius: he's so cute, like his face is so sculpted and omg...he will be mine👹 (said in a demon voice)

Regulus: I rebuke you and everything you stand for.

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James: do you want to play dress to impress?

Lily: not right now, I'm busy.

James: oh...so you want me to kill myself?

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Remus: *reading quietly*

Regulus: what are you reading? You've been so quiet.

Remus: oh a story about..war and whatnot...

Regulus: oh cool...it's smut isn't it?

Remus: yeah. What are you reading?

Regulus: ...smut.

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James: I have aura

Pandora: you have -0 aura

James: do I gain aura if I walk around in a nightgown and cap while using a candle to light the way?

Pandora: yes, infinite aura

James: YIPPIE!

Remus: so...he's the Ebenezer Scrooge?

Pandora: shhh let me enjoy this.

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The Marauder boys as your boyfriend

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ 𝑆𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

He is undoubtedly the most off when it comes to physical touch. He craves intimacy but he can't find a comfortable ground to ask for it

As we all know he had a bad upbringing with his mom, so it changed the way he views physical touch. But that doesn't mean he doesn't want it. He just needs time.

So let's say you're at a point in your relationship you both are comfortable enough with each other, he will start the physical touch.

He'd hold your hand and slowly bring himself closer to you. But don't acknowledge it because he'd shy away.

He's also kinda weird about sudden movement when it comes to you. He makes sure to move slowly when you guys are arguing so he doesn't hit you.

His worst nightmare is becoming like his mother so you best believe if you argue he's having his hands in his pocket and he's in the other side of the room.

He's very attentive though, he can just tell how you're feeling from one glance. He's learned to watch other than talk when it comes to you.

So expect a sudden hand on your lower back or a gift on your bed later on.

✧○ꊞ○ꊞ○•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙○♡๑•୨୧ 𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑷𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 ୨୧•๑♡○•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙○ꊞ○ꊞ○✧

Let's get this straight.

He doesn't love you. Hes OBSESSED with you.

We all saw how he's with Lily, now imagine that but 10x as strong and for you.

He's had a softer upbringing than Sirius so he's more affectionate.

He loves cuddles and almost always has to be touching you. It doesn't have to be sexual (although he'd definitely prefer it)

If you sit together he has to be holding your hand, thigh, waist. ANYTHING

He's very big on communication, if you argue he will leave the room so you both can cool off before coming back.

A firm believer is never going to bed angry

He sits down and listens to your side before he puts his side of the story so you both can find a middle ground

On his quidditch matches he EXPECTS you to be there cheering him on with his jersey on

He calls you his "good luck charm" so when the Gryffindor team comes out of the locker rooms he flies to the bleachers for a kiss (McGonagall yells at him for PDA but she's smiling).

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ*:..*:..｡o○ 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝐿𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑛 ○o｡..:*..:*Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

This sweet sweet boy...

Don't be shocked by his tongue of a sailor

If he's not cursing a storm between a sentence he's listening to you rant

He often becomes slightly distant during the full moon so if he becomes aggressive he doesn't hurt you

He does tell you 6 months into the relationship when you start becoming skeptical about his absence alot

If you're having a bad day you better expect him to make you some tea and listen to your rants as he plays with your hair softly

He's also kinda iffy about touch, not because you did anything wrong.

But because he's ashamed of his scars and doesn't want you to be close to them

He slowly becomes more open to it when you remind him how you love him for his mind and soul not body (it's just a + to it😻)

He always has extra chocolate in his pockets when it's the time of the month (for the girl readers)

He naturally has a big wave of body heat so his hands are always on your stomach or back giving it massages to alleviate the cramps

But he also just has it in his pocket so you can munch on when you're feeling like chewing on something (for the guys/theys)

If you're having a hard time sleeping he will read to you softly till you fall asleep. Then he'd go to do perfect duties before coming back to cuddle you

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How the Spiderman would react to you dodging their kisses

༻꫞ 𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 ꫞༺

Miles is a very shy or rather awkward person.

In public he's shy with his affection often seen as closed off.

He loves hugging and kissing you but in private. It gives him a sense of comfort and love.

You were sitting on his bed. He was chilling at his desk drawing, the music was quiet in the background as the window was open so a breeze could go by. All you could hear was the sounds of New York and the sounds of pencil scratching paper. After a while Miles sighed putting the pencil down and moving to lay next to you. He smiled and moved to give you a kiss but you moved last minute. "Y/n? what's wrong?" he looked at you confused. "Nothing, I just don't feel like kissing right now. Sorry" you spoke placing your phone down. "Oh that's fine. You don't have to say sorry" he did feel awkward at first and didn't know what to do, but he doesn't question it.

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒ 𝑴𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒔-𝟒𝟐༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆

Now for this Miles, we've seen how he is. He seems more... aggressive? a 'cooler' version (depends who you ask)

I think he would be more confused and sassy about it. Let's face it, he's ruler of the sassy man apocalypse

He's the same as the other Miles tho, he keeps his affection more on the dl. Only because of enemies as the Prowler.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't want them, in fact if you don't give him at least one kiss. He's throwing a bitch fit.

Y'all were at the bodega getting snacks for a movie night. It was your turn to pick what to watch and you wanted to get his favorite snacks, so you won't hear him bitch and moan about the movie "Ma? you done?" Miles walked up next to you. "Hm? oh yeah, I'm done now." You looked at him and gestured to the snacks. He nodded and moved in to give you a kiss, you of course blocked it. Not because you just don't want to, but because people walked in and you know he doesn't like to be so affectionate in public. He looked at you weird and rolled his eyes walking to the cashier. After y'all (he) paid you both walked to his apartment. "So I was thinking we could rewatch Mean Girls." he just hummed. "Sure whatever." You looked at him and sighed "what's up with you?" he stopped walking and side eyed you. "You dodged my kiss like I'm one of your lil hoes" You just shook her head. "the only hoes I got are your other personalities, Miles. And I dodged it because other people walked in." Mid way through the sentence he kisses you before pulling away and walking ahead of you.

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We all know Hobie. (for like 3 minutes but I'm not complaining.)

He doesn't believe in consistency. But one thing he DOES believe in? is you.

He LOVESS your kisses, he's practically a bitch in heat for them.

He doesn't want them he NEEDS them. So imagine his shock when you dodge him.

You were laying down on the couch reading. It was a quite and relaxing day, so you decided to relax from work. Suddenly your tall, lanky, and quiet loud chained up man is walking in. He had a meeting at the Headquarters so he was tired. All he could do while listening to Miguel was yawn and imagine being with you. (in more ways that one🤞) "Doll, there you are. Been going crazy all day." He took off his spiky jacket and laid on top of you. You put your book down and lightly scratched his back, he let out a sound of relief. "How was the meeting?" he grunted and moved forward. "Was shit like always." He moved to kiss you but you moved your hand to cover your mouth. "Fuck was that for?" He gave you a mug. "I ate onion dip, my breath stinks." You tried to reason. "Who cares? kiss me for fucks sake." He moved to closer and kissed you anyway.

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Miguel is a rather... aggressive guy. (don't say he isn't we all saw how he treated miles)

He'd probably be at work a lot and so are you, I mean the bills don't pay themselves. So naturally he would want a kiss before leaving

He doesn't know if he'd get the chance to see you again all day because of both of your work hours.

So let's say that you woke up late and you didn't have time to take it slow like you naturally do

"Fuckk!" You rushed around getting dressed and making coffee. Your husband Miguel watched idle. He tried to help but all he got was a 'Not now' he knew better than to do anything so he stayed still as to not get in your way. After you rushed to get ready you flattened your hair down as much as you could and grabbed your cup chugging it. Miguel watched you with love filled eyes...no literally his eyes were in the shape of hearts I'm not kidding. You moved to give him a kick pat on his shoulder and yelled "Good luck" to him. He frowned and grabbed your arm to give you a kiss but you pulled away hurriedly. "I'm sorry Miguel but I gotta go! I'll visit you during lunch!" And with that you were gone. He was sad you didn't kiss him but he just shrugged it off. You did keep your promise though, you visited him during lunch and made it up to him.