with the recent news surrounding viper i no longer support my old post. still stand by the message tho
hope the ceo died a painful and deserved death
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omg she's so,,, ffuckinv hot gahhhhhhhhh
conductor pose studies ft. arlecchino
(refs below!)
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hope the ceo died a painful and deserved death
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you can tell how desperate google is becoming at trying to explain to investors why they don't just shut the site down
BEAT THEM THE WAY THE ROMANS BEAT CHRIST
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now they know
but the class warfare never stops
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everything that those dick thick pickup trucks can do can be done on a regular regular cab truck
there is almost no reason to own a truck that big outside of commercial purposes
and people still make them bigger
what the fuck is wrong with people
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hit da griddy
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who tf do you think you are LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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why is there an egg in the eye. i know it's a clickbait ad but i had to take a picture of it because
like
wtf
why.
thanks i hate it.
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God I love The Strokes
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My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."
and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"
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we did
Fuck it.
If this post reaches 10k notes by the end of. Say. March 2023. i’ll read the entirety of Homestuck.
Do it fuckers you won’t.
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real evildoers throw typewriters through windows.
pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!
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sobs. i am a quarter of the way through a chapter. i've done nothing in the past hour. help.
“my toxic trait when it comes to writing is I write one sentence then I reward myself by spending about 10 minutes scrolling aimlessly through Tumblr, and wonder why it takes forever for me to get a chapter done,” I type this in the midst of my writing, with a tab of my google docs left open, when I really should be writing right now.
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so white it reflects all light.
it's a goddamn mirror.
what the fuck.
They finally did it. They whitewashed a white guy
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containment breach we have a code mu-451 manifesting of psychic piranhas
actually tumblr does have pvp enabled it’ scalled you assholes circling around my perfectly normal posts and chanting “containment breach” until it summons the bloodthirsty swarm of psychic piranhas this site has instead of an algorithm
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