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Tag yourself, eyeshadow edition

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Not my art: credit to @yebyyhfushi

Another drawing from this AU, I think

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I just love scenes where multiple Baal are talking because holy shit the dysfunction is INSANE.

When Lucifer's in the room, nobody but Mephisto has the balls to say anything unless directly spoken to, and even then it's just one-word answers because their stinky corpse brother is a literal bomb and could kill them all with an eye-blink if he felt like it.

Like everyone's sitting there thinking 'if I shut the fuck up and don't look at him maybe I'll live'.

And then there's Mephisto casually talking to the bomb like he won't get wrecked if he says a word wrong, terrifying everyone.

Lucifer is the one family member nobody can ever relax around and who just constantly makes passive-aggressive remarks and threats that everyone just takes because they're shit scared of what will happen if they don't. Lucifer is the Mob Relative.

Mephisto is that one family member who just doesn't give a shit and says what he likes in front of the terrifying family member, terrifying everyone else more because they just know shit is going to go DOWN, but not when, so everybody has to be on edge the entire evening, side-eyeing them and just waiting for a fight to kick off. Nobody has the guts to tell them to leave, because that will only make the fight to happen sooner with themselves in it. Mephisto is the Other Mob Relative.

Amaimon is the family member who doesn't say anything unless spoken to, partly out of fear, and also partly because he's got food crammed in his mouth. Everyone is more than happy to keep him by the buffet because they're terrified he will say something that makes a fight happen.

Nothing good or healthy can come out of this demon mafia family!

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The English translation just has Beelzebub call Amaimon 'Am', but it's even cuter in Japanese!

In Japanese, Beelzebub calls him 'Amu-niisama' (アム兄様), more accurately translated as 'Big Brother Am', clearly spelling out their sibling relationship and that Amaimon is the elder of the two.

It's also the first time in the series that Amaimon has been directly referred to as Big Brother by a sibling, which is adorable! I look forward to seeing how they interact in the future!

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Headcanon: Because Amaimon is the only one of the demon king siblings to be around and talk to Mephisto regularly, he uses this to his advantage when angry with big bro.

Example - Mephisto sits down to a meeting with the Grigori with a grunt. Amaimon loudly asks:

"Are the hemorrhoids bad again, big brother?"

And then BOLTS before Mephisto can strangle him.

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This is just solid life advice. 10/10

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So, to recap, Hayato Suo:

Does basically everything with a permanent smile on his face (it's NOT always reassuring).

Wears an eyepatch and we absolutely do not know if there is a working eye beneath it.

He claims there is a Chinese spirit under the aforementioned eyepatch. In the character book he states this seal was "about to be broken", whatever that means.

He introduces himself as Leonardo Fucking Dicaprio for some reason.

He is touchy.

He calls other guys "Cutie" (derogatory) (is it only derogatory?).

He teases people (Sakura) as if it's second nature.

He can (and might) actually kill you.

His Hobby is freaking Human Observation which leads to his best subject being Chem and his freaking best skill being World Manipulation.

His favorite music is Folk Music.

His dream is the Emancipation of Slaves (which. Holy Moly Ravioli. The others listed a gf or a trip and there he goes).

Has a Master and Brothers (Relatives? Other disciples of this Master?) we know absolutely nothing about.

He NEVER eats. The single panel in the manga where he is shown eating has been "corrected" in the anime adaptation with him handing the food to Nirei. And he claims to be on a (unspecified) diet.

He has yet to go all-out.

Berates others on what it takes to be an adult (he is at most 16).

He claims to be a "chill guy" (spoilers, he is not)

What is wrong with him.

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The idea of Ciel being this poor innocent child who is just a victim of his evil butler is SO funny to me.

Yeah, his stories a tragedy. Shit has happened to him. But even sebastian is shocked and impressed by how fucking evil this kid is. Hell, when he first tried to trick Ciel into breaking the contract he was in AWE over how revenge driven and he is. That boy wants BLOOD.

He murdered a bunch of kids and blew up the place to cover his tracks cause he was having a PTSD episode.

He was fucking cackling during the whole debacle with tricking his friends into joining a boy band so the opposition would hurry up and murder someone.

He's a sadistic little shit as well, needlessly playing mind games with everyone he meets. He casually joked about killing his favourite author to his face after framing a guy for murder in the most dramatic and entertaining fashion possible.

I mean, a kid at school tried to bully him, and he DESTROYED his reputation.

At age 10, he was already trying to torture and piss off a literal demon as much as possible.

He treats sebastian like a dog. For fun.

Sebastian is a pawn, and yeah, he'll encourage the ideas that are more likely to give him a tasty meal. But 90% of the time, Ciel is already going for it.

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One of my favorite things about Kyoya’s Reluctant Day Out is that even when he’s hangry, hypotensive, and only barely awake against his will, he’s somehow even more obnoxiously verbose than usual. Motherfucker is out here using phrases like “mutual egocentricity” and “intriguing notion” and the only caffeine he’s had is a shitty soda from offbrand McDonald’s. I love the idea that this implies that he’s actually somewhat restraining himself from using SAT words the rest of the time. Hyperlexic autistic Kyoya gang rise up

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the headcanon that chuuya and dazai have been living together since they were teenagers and haven't moved out makes like. every skk interaction way funnier. like yeah its probably not true, but imagine they just secretly live with each other and neither of their organizations know

like, the whole dungeon scene thing? when they went home after that they couldnt stop laughing abt it like nothing was said chuuya just opened the door, looked at dazai on the couch, and then the both of them just fucking lost it. all day they had to pretend they were finally meeting again after 4 years and hated each other(which they totally still do haha)

Dazai waiting outside the PM headquarters in chuuya's car, waiting for Chuuya to come out from the mafia clinic. like yeah dazai isnt gonna drag chuuya back to the extraction point like he was asked to, but he still made sure to clean him up and fold his coat+hat, and he sure as hell isnt letting the still-injured-from-corruption Chuuya drive home alone. Chuuya knowing full well Dazai wouldn't

chuuya and dazai complaining to each other about how stressful work is like their organizations arent actively going against each other. mysterious cold cases with barely any evidence dazai is working on that may or may not be traced to port mafia activities but he cant prove it bc theres no evidence beyond gut feeling. chuuya complaining abt how the police/gov are getting up the pm's asses and are getting better at tracing shit back to them so now his work has to get more and more complicated. they know full well they can't help each other (confidentiality, safety, etc) but they sure as hell are going to bitch about it

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FUKUMORI CODED!!! Those men looked at eachother and really said ‘I never married you, but I WILL divorce you and fight you for custody of the children’

burning god rinezha

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You know, I'm a huge fan of mirkwood elves being considered creepy and downright terrifying by almost everyone on Middle Earth, even by other elves. Your headcanons of them being nocturnal and eating the fuckin spawn of ungoliant of all things add on to this, sooo, can I have some incorrect quotes about some scary elves?

As asked for, some incorrect quotes:

Legolas: *starting to gut the spider carcasses after a skirmish*

The twins, who are visiting: what are you doing?!

Legolas: look, we can share if you want-

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*in Imlardis*

The twins: *throw the curtains wide open* good morning!

Legolas: *hisses* wHAT DEVILISH CONTRAPTION-

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Elrond: *talking about how food is scarce atm in Imlardis*

Thranduil: *pauses* you kill dozens of orcs on the regular, and you still don’t have enough food?

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Faramir: I heard that those elves of Mirkwood will eat anyone and anything they deem an enemy.

Aragorn: oh, that’s an exaggeration-

Legolas:......

Aragorn: that’s an exaggeration, right legolas-

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Legolas: you two are like the sun

The twins: awww, thank you-

Legolas: a nuisance.

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Legolas: look if you’re stupid enough to challenge my people, you get eaten if you loose. That’s the rules of engagement.

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Thranduil: nighttime is Funtime

*silvans cackling in the distance as they slaughter all who cross their path*

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Thranduil: of course I would never hurt a tree! They are Eru’s gift to the universe!

Thranduil: you, however-

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Galion: oh, the noldor are always like “oh no! The darkness! By god what will we do when there are no farms! The night is so scary”

Galion: bitch, what do you think life was like before ya’ll came?

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Legolas: Eru may judge me, but honestly, fuck him.

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Legolas: *dragging a spider corpse* life’s too short to care about other people’s opinions-

Aragorn: you’re immortal!

Legolas: fine, life’s too long to care about other people’s opinions. Happy?

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Glorfindel: alright, looks like- wHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Arwen:*snacking on a spider leg* this is really good!

Legolas, vibrating with excitement: I know, right!?

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*in valinor post lotr*

Gandalf: ok, Thranduil has finally sailed, which means I need to get out of here before he catches me because he will definitely eat me for endangering his son-

Thranduil: hello, Gandalf!

Gandalf: *incoherent screaming*

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Not my art! Credit to: @tatsuname

eyes

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Mori finally bans toys from all mafia meetings after Dazai and Chuuya got bored at a very important negotiation and initiated a water gun fight with each other. Bringing game consoles was already pushing it, but the water guns were the last straw.

This backfires however, when at the next meeting they both attend, Dazai once again gets bored and just pulls out an actual gun and starts shooting at Chuuya. Who catches the bullets with his ability and proceeds to pelt Dazai with them in return.

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i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

please reblog

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if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time

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Just keeping this message circulating

Friendly reminder that 1200 calories is the recommended amount for a 5 year old