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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden
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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.
#say it louder for the people in the back#to be white is to abandon other cultural traditions and embrace the cruelties of white supremacy#and to this day plenty of ppl are trying to gain access to that privilege by doing exactly that#see: poc voting for racist politicians#they’re hoping by selling themselves/others out they will be granted a seat at the table
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victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”
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apparently my writing trend lately is I get about halfway through writing one shots then get distracted and don’t finish them
#so far we’ve got a dive bar meet cute and a Batman dbda crossover#hopefully I will actually finish them#but the adhd brain is not helping fr#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#dead boy detective agency#payneland#save dead boy detectives#crystal palace#niko sasaki#dbda fanfic#dbda fic
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“Wanna go in?”
“Yes, and watch both films.”
Payneland art also inspired by the poster for Pismo Beach, George’s new short film (formerly Appearances), written and directed by Christian Tucci.
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My next headcanon for why The Cat King found Edwin initially so intriguing is the same reason that my anxious cat loves my one friend. Because in life he was allergic. There is a magnetic pull between cats and people their dander will kill, and The Cat King is no exception. Edwin may no longer technically be allergic to cats, but they still KNOW.
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just saw a post that was a pic of Charles and Crystal that said “they’re so lavender marriage core” and like…yeah. I feel like Charles is honestly repressed enough that if he started to feel like maybe his ‘best friend feelings’ for Edwin were going in a different direction, he would immediately run to a woman to, like, sort him out. Almost to prove something, right? It’s like, “Noooo I don’t feel that way, I’m straight! I’ll date a woman to prove it!” This probably would have happened many times in the 30 years that he and Edwin have spent so far, likely without Charles fully realizing what he’s doing until after Edwin’s confession. I bet he wouldn’t do it anymore, mostly to spare Edwin’s feelings, and then be shocked by the depths of his own emotions like “when did this get here??”
Oh, and Crystal likes girls yada yada blah blah blah….Seriously, however, I would suspect that Crystal is a lot more open about herself and her own feelings, including her bi or pan sexuality (I’ve seen theories on both, personally, I haven’t much of an opinion when it comes to labels) but still. Dating Charles to get her mind off of traumatic events seems likely of her, given that she uses a bit of an avoidance tactic. These traumatic events could be David, her parent’s lack of presence and affection, but most likely Niko’s death. That shit would obviously wreck her, and I believe she would begin to understand that the way she felt for Niko might not have been entirely just platonic, which is a terrible realization to have AFTER it’s no use.
This relates back to lavender marriage as a concept, that Charles would date a woman to hide his own sexuality and feelings for a man, although Crystal is more participating for the sake of her emotional wellbeing, and to cover up the bad stuff with something good (a valid mental health tactic). Either way, while not exactly a ‘lavender marriage’ in a miriam-webster sense, I find that the connections are still there, enough for me to want to write about it, I suppose.
Anyways. Woke up and wanted to write a DBD essay, apparently.
#this is them in my Molly house au#like they’re both bi and or pan#and they care abt each other#but that marriage is more for convenience/legal reasons 1000%#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#would it be bad to tag this Cryland lmao
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Edwin bullies people for being bad at history part one
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Treated myself to drawing this because I have a tough week ahead (😞) Super adorable fic #superbat by lostinreeverie!
(I know Bruce has his full cowl on but I wanted a little peek of an eye - also I am too old for the tiktoks so don't judge me on the icons I found!! 😅)
#at some point my brain decided Batman was back on the menu but tumblr has caught on and man#this art is fantastic#the fic is amazing#just chefs kiss#superbat#batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent
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Charles: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
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i may be in the minority but i don’t think edwin would mind being called “mate” even in a relationship. one because the word seems to be less like strictly platonic and more like, friendly, imo? and two bc he likes being charles’s friend and thinks it’s an honor
#the “mate” stays on during sex i don't make the rules#it's so important to me actually#dead boy detectives#< prev tags#so real so true#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#dead boy detective agency#payneland
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getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be reply in the tags
#today on posts I didn’t think would make me spiral but here we are:#bc wdym I don’t have a go to karaoke song ??? I used to LOVE karaoke#but then a bunch of bs involving friends and family and trauma and gender and now I’m like yeah no pull the trigger#ya hate to see it
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fic idea - canon Edwin gets hit with a spell that switches him places with a modern+alive au Edwin
so when Charles runs up to Edwin to check if he's alright, he gets a confused stare and a "...Charles?! Why are you wearing a polo? And where are all of your tattoos?" from the Edwin lying on the ground who's very much Edwin, just not his Edwin. he's alive for one
the au Edwin is 18 and freshly enrolled at uni, where he's just met his new roommate, Charles, only a few weeks ago
(there's obvious tragedy in this modern Edwin learning that there's a 1910s counterpart of him who'd been killed at 16, but let's ignore that for now) the fun part is - modern Edwin would have grown up in the 2010s and wouldn't be bullied for being gay/different so he's way more open and chill than canon Edwin, still sassy and a smartass, but just more sure of himself
so much so that since he doesn't believe in ghosts, and kinda thinks this whole thing might be a dream anyway, he decides to flirt with this polo-clad version of Charles to test out the waters. he's had a crush on his roommate basically from the moment they met and they're going to eventually switch him back to his reality anyway, so he sees no harm in going for it
modern Edwin is in a t-shirt that shows off his arms and jeans, and his hair is wavy and he looks just a tad older, and has just an inch of height on Charles now (courtesy of @dear-lucrow <3), and he laughs openly and compliments Charles, and tells him he'd look good in tattoos, and Charles simply can't handle any of it!!
Crystal ("oh, you're Charles's friend, right?") is annoyed beyond belief that modern Edwin is a cynic who doesn't believe in ghosts, psychics or any magic at all
#begging for like 20 variations on this on ao3 yesterday please and thank you#dead boy detectives#payneland#dbda au
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Edwin: Niko, what are you doing?
Niko: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Edwin: You could always take it out and count it.
Niko: Where’s the fun in that?
#actually where’s that one house md clip where house can tell how much change the kid has in his pocket based on the dad’s sunburn#niko just has to play that for edwin to be convinced that this is a valuable detective skill
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