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Sirius sitting, mumbling and writing something down:”give me attention moony” have I already used that one?

Remus sitting in a couch 7 feet away: yep

Sirius: dammit

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Remus and Sirius sitting awfully close:

James: oh come on lily, can’t I please do it?

Lily: no, it’s not right

James: but pleaseeee

Lily: no

*30 minutes later*

Remus and Sirius still sitting just as close:

James: I’m gonna do it *gets up*

Lily: James, no!

James:*marches over to Remus and Sirius*

James: okay listen here you little shits, either you two kiss and start dating, or you can LEAVE

Sirius: *blinks*

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Sirius:I’m boreeeeddd

Remus: well that.. is really not my problem

Sirius: actually it is, you could fix it in two seconds

Remus:how may I ask?

Sirius:you could give me attention?

Remus:oh yeah Sirius Black really doesn’t get enough attention

Sirius:shuttup, and gimme

Remus:fine *stares intensely at Sirius*

Sirius:what are you doing?

Remus:giving you attention

Sirius: well.. it’s working

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No but how cute would it be if Remus cut Sirius hair- want a hc about it?

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Remus: Sirius if you don’t behave today no kissing later!

Sirius: but I ju-

Remus:no buts!

Sirius: hehe butts

Remus: Sirius, No kissing later

Sirius: no no I take it back!

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Remus: ok Sirius I’m gonna go to the bathroom, and while I am you behave.

Sirius: you’re acting like I’m 5 years old

Remus:*rolls eyes and gets up*I love you

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IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT LOKI SAYING HES BISEXUAL OR PANSEXUAL IN THE NEWEST EPISODE!?

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Remus: J-James I’m gay...

James: oh so am i!

Remus: what!?

James: you mean gay like happy right?

Remus:..

James:

James: shit, well I’m very gay for you!

Remus:James..

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Sirius getting a haircut:

Sirius:*sitting biting his nails*

Hairdresser:*take a piece of hair*

Sirius:*stands up quickly* I’m sorry, was just a bit nervous y’know

Hairdresser: oh yeah it’s fine

Sirius:*sits back down*

Hairdresser:*takes another piece and cuts a small piece of hair

Sirius:*hurrying up* no I’m sorry I can’t do this

Hairdresser: what are you doing!?

Sirius: I can’t do this*runs away flipping the hairdresser off*

Sirius:*mumbling* I’ll just have moony do it

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James: Sirius are you busy this Friday?

Sirius: no I don’t think so.

James: cool, Remus are you busy?

Remus: no I’m free

James: cool, I am, so you two go together

Sirius: I- uh

Remus: great

That Friday:

Sirius: that was a crazy way to get set up huh?

Remus: yeah a bit but I don’t mind.

Remus: you wanna go to the three broomsticks?

Sirius: alright

At the three broomsticks:

Sirius sweating: so uh you like buuterbeer?

Remus: if I didn’t I wouldn’t drink it?

Sirius: yeah right umm

Remus:*grins* I’m joking

Sirius: oh yeah haha

Remus: oh ok I’ll take the first step

Remus:*kisses Sirius*

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The marauders sleeping while it’s thundering:

Sirius:*going to Remus bed*

Sirius: Remus wake up

Remus: what is it?

Sirius:umm.. it’s the thundering..

Remus: oh is THE Sirius Black scared of the thunder?

Sirius: shuttup

Remus: why did you come?

Sirius: can I sleep here til the thunderings over?

Remus: yeah it’s fine

Sirius:*laying in Remus bed*

Sirius: wanna cuddle?

Remus: yeah

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Remus: s-Sirius I’m gay..

Sirius: same

Remus:what?

Sirius:what?

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Sirius waking up late:

Remus: oh for melins sake!

Remus: Sirius wake up!

Sirius: *moans*

Remus: come on* walks over to his bed, pulling the covers off*

Sirius: noo, put them back on

Remus: no get up

Sirius:*slowly rising from his bed*

Remus: pff, Sirius have you’ve seen yourself in the mirror?

Sirius:what do you mean?*walks over to a mirror, to see hair is a giant mess* oh for gods sake

Sirius: moony can you brush my hair please?

Remus: why?

Sirius: I don’t have the time!

Remus: you should’ve walked up earlier then

Sirius: lets forget the past

Remus: arghh, okay

Proceeds to brush his hair as long as humanly possible, even though they’re gonna be late

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Sirius writing an essay:

Remus: what are you doing?

Sirius: an assignment that’s due tommorow

Remus: wait we have an assignment due tommorow!?

Sirius:*smirks* yes we do

Remus: Arh, what’s it for?

Sirius:transfiguration

Remus: oh I’ve already done that

Sirius: are you serious!

Remus: no you ar-

Sirius: oh just kiss me already!

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Sirius: hey moony, do you want some chocolate milk?

Remus: yes, umm here is a recipe I like the best

Sirius:ok *takes it

The recipe:

3 spoons of chocolate milk powder

1 glass of milk

Dump 4 pieces of chocolate in there.

Sirius: I got so lucky

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Remus sleeping:

Sirius tiptoeing to Remus bed:

Remus:

Sirius: Remus? Are you sleeping?

Remus:

Sirius: Remus wake up

Remus: what?

Sirius: I had a nightmare.

Remus:what happened?

Sirius: you broke up with me..

Remus:..

Sirius: can I sleep in your bed?

Remus:

Remus: yes

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Remus reading:

Sirius: what are you doing?

Remus: reading

Sirius thinking Remus is not listening: I have a question?

Remus: aha

Sirius:do you love me?

Remus actually listening: yea sure

Sirius: ha! You said it!

Remus: said what?

Sirius:that you love me!

Remus: of course I love you

Sirius blushing: really?

Remus: *kisses Sirius*

Sirius:*completely loses it*