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im falling back into creepypasta again and just remembered my old pookie laughing jack

so could I plsplsplsplsplspls request some laughing jack nsfw hcs? if not then can I have laughing jack x acrobat reader :3

18+ | MINORS DNI

Laughing Jack x Neutral! Reader General NSFW Headcanons

i too have a deep love for the clown man </3 i hope these are satisfactory

NSFW BELOW THE CUT (duh)

- first things first: size kink.

- jack is obsessed with how tiny you are

- he jokes that you’re like his own personal fleshlight

- he doesn’t mean it (for the most part)

- his hands completely envelop your waist, makes it so much easier to move you however he wants

- will pick you up and switch positions whenever he feels like it

- even though he could easily do all the work he prefers watching you ride him

- his dick isn’t cartoonishly huge, but it’s the biggest you’ve ever taken (he takes great pride in that and won’t let you forget it… ever)

- watching you slowly sink down and adjust to his size…

- it takes everything in him to not snap his hips into you immediately

- “you’re so good for me, doll”

- “you take my cock so well”

- “keep going, you’re almost there…”

- your pleasure comes first - literally

- will put you in any position if it means he gets to fuck you as deep as he can

- jack’s personal favorite is putting you in a “standing split” against the wall (he gets to fuck you mercilessly and you can’t do much about it… perfect)

- “no one else can fuck you like this”

- so touchy/mouthy - he’ll bite and suck whatever parts of you he can reach

- rakes his claws all over you.

- VERY dominant, but also likes you too much to do any serious damage

- will creampie you until the sun comes up. does not care.

- “mine, mine, mine…”

- if you don’t look into his eyes while you finish he’ll start all over again <3

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Toby x Fem!Reader? Your choice on how you want it to go, be it fluffy, angsty or smutty. I just like to suggest the topic and let the writer let their creative juices flow.

I really been lookin’ for a new person to read from is all since I’ve fallen ill to the love for Creepypasta once again lol

it’s a date?

ticci toby/toby rogers x fem!reader (sfw)

(hopefully this isn’t too terrible i’m still feeling things out :’) i’d like to potentially continue this maybe?? BUT thank you so much for the request! <3 toby happens to be my favorite so i’m glad this was my first)

guide:

y/n - your name

y/nn - your nickname

this might have been the dumbest bet you have ever participated in. in fact, you would’ve said no if 1.) the payout hadn’t been semi-decent and 2.) a certain lanky, fluffy-haired man wasn’t involved. it was ridiculous, but doable. act like a couple for the night, split 150 dollars.

as you got ready for your “date”, you thought about the man you had been relatively close with for a while now. Toby was a genuinely nice guy, and a bit of a dork more often than not. goofy at best, downright off-putting at worst. so of course when Tim approached you with this genius idea, you figured it couldn’t hurt.

that was two hours ago. now, doing your makeup in front of your lighted vanity mirror, you felt your stomach turning.

“come on y/n, don’t be ridiculous. you have nothing to be nervous about,” you mumbled to yourself. yet you couldn’t stop your hand from shaking while you were applying your lip gloss. were you… excited? no. that’s silly.

you heard a knock on your bedroom door.

“you can come in,” you said, wiping the excess gloss from the corners of your lips.

“hey (y/n/n), are y-you almost ready to go?” the brunette asked, peering his head into your room.

“you can bring the rest of yourself in here, yknow,” you teased.

Toby pushed the door all the way open, leaning his tall frame against it. he looked good. really good. his navy blue suit hugged him in all the right places, but particularly his arms. you forgot that he actually had muscles under that baggy hoodie he always wears.

“a-are you gonna finish g-getting ready? or are y-you gonna keep s-staring?” he smirked. you rolled your eyes and turned back around, fixing your stray hairs.

when you arrived at your work dinner, you couldn’t help but feel like all eyes were on you. well, on your date at least. none of your colleagues knew that you were bringing a plus-one, and you usually sat out when it came to the typical relationship gossip. you looked up at Toby, and it was clear he felt the spotlight too.

“j-jeez, i know i look good, b-but i didn’t think i looked that g-good,” he chuckled, straightening his suit jacket. you knew he wasn’t loving the attention, so you quickly found a place to sit next to some of your more… tolerable coworkers.

“(y/n)! don’t be rude, introduce us to your friend here,” Amanda smiled, giving a small wave to Toby. the rest of the girls followed suit, clearly enjoying the view.

“well, long time no see ladies! this is my boyfriend, Toby. we just recently started dating,” you replied, motioning to the man of the hour. you couldn’t help but feel somewhat possessive. marking him as “off limits” felt kind of good.

the rest of the evening went just about as you expected. work gossip, drinks, intrusive questions about your new “relationship”, et cetera, et cetera. it wasn’t until the night was coming to an end, and you had definitely had one too many aperol spritzes that things took a slight turn. you weren’t even thinking when you leaned your head onto his shoulder - it felt like pure instinct. you were too occupied giggling at some embarrassing story one of your colleagues brought up to think twice.

as soon as you realized, your face flushed and you mouthed a quick “sorry” as you sat up, smoothing out your hair. without missing a beat Toby wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you back towards him. you struggled to hide the grin spreading across your face, meanwhile he flashed his proudly. that adorable smug little shit.

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introduction/refresh

hi, i’m K! i’m turning my blog into a creepypasta thirst hub… which means i will be writing! i may also occasionally post art… we’ll see. i’ve been in the fandom for the better part of a decade (i’m old </3)

i’m currently taking requests as i am new and trying to get this up and running! :) these can be headcanons, drabbles, art, playlists, whatever

forgive any weird censoring, i want this post to actually be visible lol

subjects(?) i will write:

character x character

character x reader

smut (within reason; please don’t send me your piss kinks)

etc, etc? just normal things i suppose

subjects i will NOT write:

like i said earlier any absolutely foul kinks

*ncest

self-deletion

self-h*rm

anything non consensual (dub con is a fine line so that will vary)

parent pasta x child reader

—— list under construction ——

characters i will write:

jeff the killer

ben drowned

eyeless jack

laughing jack

ticci toby

masky/tim

hoodie/brian

slenderman

& probably some others i’m forgetting, it’s been a while

characters i will NOT write:

- sally

- jason the toymaker

- bloody painter

- clockwork

i don’t have an extensive list as i tend to not remember their names, but if you happen to send a request that i’m not comfortable with i will let you know privately <3

this also goes for if i’m not entirely familiar with a character, but i may give it a shot

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Eyeless Jack Oral Headcanons(ish?)

don’t get me wrong, i love the idea of jack being a nasty man and eating like he’s starved when you’re on your period, BUT this is how i personally hc him because i love torturing him

cw(?): afab reader, general mentions of oral, nothing super explicit, menstruation

NSFW BELOW THE CUT (duh)

- man loves oral. giving, receiving — he could go all day

- it’s his version of a sloppy make out session

- he adores you, so it’s the least he can do

- can’t sleep? he knows something that can help. bored? let’s fix that

- loves that he’s the only one that can make you like this

- you’re his. only his. he makes sure that it’s drilled into you mentally and physically as often as possible (with love of course)

- hands frantically trying to find something to ground yourself with, chest heaving, hair sticking to your forehead…

- it’s all too much. the man is drunk on power

- as soon as you start squirming that man is pinning your hips DOWN though

- so silly thinking that you could ever get away from him

- so much drool. jack puts every bit of what’s left of his soul into it. you’re definitely changing the sheets at least every other night

- but when it comes to that time of the month, things are a little different

- obviously some semblance of his little human brain is still in there somewhere

- but he’s still not in complete control like. ever

- he’s a demon, of course

- the smell alone is so tempting to him

- his head may as well be physically spinning from the mix of iron and hormones

- as if you didn’t look good enough to eat already, here you are smelling like dinner

- you tell him over and over that you don’t mind if he doesn’t. you trust him and know that he would never intentionally hurt you

- he does not trust himself though

- he’s terrified that once he’s lost in the euphoria of being squeezed between your thighs that instinct will take over

- and he’s right. and he hates it. he wants to make you cry out his name, to make you plead for him to stop more than anything

- just a bite wouldn’t hurt… right?

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Affirmations to stop overthinking and to sleep like a baby

"I don't have to worry about anything because everything happens for a good reason, in the right moment and in the right place. I do exactly what I've meant to do and I am exactly where I need to be. Everything is working in my favor, even though I don't see it yet."

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🌈Would You Marry Me, Honey? ★ Concept Affirmations

🌈ideally🌈

I dream of an ideal relationship. I’ve always believed in my ideal relationship. I know I am worthy of my ideal relationship. I attract my ideal relationship. I call forth now my ideal person. My ideal person has all the best qualities of a divine lover. My ideal person is my dream come true. I am so happy with my ideal person. I am so grateful for my ideal person. I love my ideal person and they love me back; in the most ideal way we have dreamt of each other.

🌈cordially🌈

I have a nice and warm relationship with my ideal person. My ideal person is kind and caring towards me. My ideal person and I spend the sweetest times together in perpetual happiness. The world is very kind and gentle when I am with my ideal person. The whole world lights up when I am with my ideal person. Life finally makes sense and it is good because now my ideal person has entered my life. I love my ideal person and they love me back, cordially.

🌈platonically🌈

My ideal person is my best friend for life. My ideal person is the bestest best friend I ever have. My ideal person has my best interests at heart. My ideal person cares for me in the most genuine way. My ideal person cares for my wellbeing just as a friend would. My ideal person and I care about the little innocent parts of a relationship. My ideal person and I have the best friendship! I love my ideal person and they love me back, platonically.

🌈romantically🌈

I live in an ideal world of romance. It is a world of romance that’s filled with Love. I entertain only romance that’s filled with Love. I have my ideal romance. I am living and breathing my ideal romance. My ideal romance leads me to my ideal person. I manifest my ideal romance. I manifest my ideal person. Romance with my ideal person is exciting; it is cute and loving. The Love I share with my ideal person is true and unconditional. I do truly love my ideal person and they love me back, romantically.

🌈spiritually🌈

My ideal person and I are pure spiritual beings having a Human experience. Even in this mortal world our Souls recognise each other’s Divinity. I am attracted to my ideal person’s soul and spirit. My ideal person is attracted to my soul and spirit. My ideal person and I are connected on a profound spiritual level. My ideal person and I do truly vibrate what people call True Love. I do truly love my ideal person and they love me back, spiritually.

🌈cosmically🌈

My ideal person and I are true cosmic lovers. My ideal person and I are destined for each other’s highest good. I am so happy to know my destined person. I am so grateful for meeting my destined person. I am glad that my destined person is who they are. My destined person completes my life. My destined person elevates all that I am. The Universe supports the rendezvous of my destined person and I. Our union in this world serves the evolution of all Souls in the known Universe. I am thankful to have found my destined person. I do truly love my destined person and they love me back, cosmically.

☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・.

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i am so glad i can come on tumblr and openly go feral for colton parayko LMFAO

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going back on my red dead kick 😏😏😏

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alright now i remember why i’m so attracted to yung gravy

art is a grab from @/coolbrewed !!

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Native Americans dancing around a dethroned Columbus statue was the content I didn’t know I needed today

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god i love dolly more than anyone

ドリー・パートン  -  あなたがすべて Dolly Parton  -  You’re the Only One RCA SS-3214, 1979, vinyl.

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mayhaps 👀 if you’re a fan of ticci toby (or creepypasta in general) you could 👀 check out my side blog 👀 @tobiaserin

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i couldn’t resist i love myself as a cartoon

i tag anyone that wants to do it 🥺

make yourself with this picrew and tag some mutuals! 

Tagged by @olisrip tysm 🥰 (I cut the previous reblogs to avoid long posts, but go check out theirs! It’s cute~ 🌸)

I tag: @therealwalmartjesus @tobsioos @yogurtkink @captain-shittykawa @imomomi @akaashisbih @tillitbreaks​ and anyone who wants (tag me so I can see~) 🌱🌱

ya’ll must be so fed up with my tags

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all john knows is be stinky, bully uncle, and almost drown

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HELLO THIS IS MY GRANDFATHER

In another world where Arthur grew old

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I’m a bonnie macfarlane bitch through and through. I want more bonnie content and I want it now

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when john dies and you have no motivation to 100% the game but you also don’t wanna abandon jack :///