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Lou: Look, we didn’t get along when we first started. Tracey, how long did it take before you trusted me?

Tracey:

Lou:

Tracey:

Lou:

Tracey:

Lou: …Tracey? You do trust me, don’t you?

Tracey: That’s not the point, Lou.

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Maashous: I'm dark and brooding too!

Maashous: Guys look, a rainbow!

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Robbie: Just a heads up if I ever act dumb I’m joking.

Robbie: I’m 100% smart and know literally everything.

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Michael: You look good today, bro. Pro homo.

Maashous: Don't you mean 'no homo'?

Michael: It's 2018. We support the gays, Maashous.

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Simon, to Jeremy: Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating.

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Tracey: Lou, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Lou: Ooooh, someone’s in trouuuuble! … It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

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Jeremy & Simon, Lilette & Robbie, Gwen & Gordy, Sasha & Michael: Love is in the air!

Maashous, spraying a can of Febreeze and holding his shirt over his nose: Not anymore.

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Gordy: You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don't even like Harry Potter!

Kaitlin: That's insane! You love Harry Potter! You've seen all 8 movies!

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Tracey: Robbie is late. Again.

Lou: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Michael: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Lilette: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Tracey: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it.

[Robbie bursts through the door]

Robbie: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!

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Lou: You either buckle down to do your work or you'll end up McDonald's.

Gordy: We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

Lou: No!

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the "dont interrupt me" quote is from brooklyn 99!

Thanks for letting me know! I’ll fix that right away:)

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Lilette: It says ‘password is too short’.

Robbie: What did you put?

Lilette: 'Simon'...

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Sasha: Michael and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's --

Michael: -- sentences.

Sasha: Please, don't interrupt me.

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Jolene: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Robbie: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Jeremy: Spiders.

Maashous: Wasps.

Michael: Terriers.

Lilette: Simon.

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Gordy: How would you like your coffee?

Maashous: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Gordy: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up.

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Lilette: Why are your tongues purple?

Jeremy: We had slushies

Simon: I had red

Jeremy: I had blue

Lilette: oh

Lilette: OH!

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Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Michael

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Gordy

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Maashous

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Gwen

Sinnamon roll: Jolene