royalunicornwizard3
royalunicornwizard3
My Dream Diary
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A diary of the random stuff I do:
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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I have been intercepted
-26/1/23
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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Boys don't ✨️exist✨️
-23/1/23
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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I wish I was married
-19/1/23
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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““I landed on the dog bowl” is the 2023 version of “My dog stepped on a bee”” - Submitted by Anonymous
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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"I swear I didn't do it."
-10/1/23
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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Funerals are sad
-6/1/23
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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Prince Andrew: Pizza delivery man
Prince Harry: Prince dog bowl
Once a liar always a liar.
I love the royals but don't lie and think people will be silly enough to believe the rubbish you say
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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I wish I was a princess 👸
-3/1/2023
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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🔁Reset🔁
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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Chelsea ⚽️
3/1/2023
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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Maitlis: Why would you remember that so specifically? Why would you remember a Pizza Express birthday and being at home?
Andrew: Because going to Pizza Express in Woking is an unusual thing for me to do, a very unusual thing for me to do. I’ve never been … I’ve only been to Woking a couple of times and I remember it weirdly distinctly.
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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But you were staying at the house …
Andrew: Yes.
Maitlis: … of a convicted sex offender.
Andrew: It was a convenient place to stay
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royalunicornwizard3 · 2 years ago
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I'm sad
-26/12/22
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royalunicornwizard3 · 3 years ago
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I might marry an old man for his money.
-19/12/22
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