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Asexual vibes FR

Source: @/WeirdoKieranAlt on TikTok

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Ivo: Gramps, why does Black Doom call you babygirl?

Gerald: That's enough bonding for today...

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Ok wow you're weren't kidding, these bitches GAY 🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

The Gays of The Sonic Movies

James Marsden in "The D Train" (2015) Tika Sumpter in "Bessie" (2015) Adam Pally in "Happy Endings" (2011-2013) Jim Carrey in "I Love You, Phillip Morris" (2009) Lee Majdoub in "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" (2016-2017)

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My damn period daring to show up during PRIDE MONTH should be considered a fucking federal offense.

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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Wtf internet?

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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100% fucking canon, I don't even care 😂

Lucifer: ooh, I'd love to go to your trust exercise, but I... have.. to work? I'm sure Adam would love to go.

Adam glares and mouths 'What the fuck, man?' from behind Charlie.

She gasps and turns to him, squealing: would you??

Adam: uhhh, normally I'd love to, princess, but I can't do trust falls anymore... because... I am... uhh, pregnant?

Lucifer snaps to attention with that and they both give him a confused look.

Adam: it's, uhh, your fathers, and I was- wasn't going to tell him yet?

Charlie awws and starts peppering him with questions about his and Lucifer supposed relationship as Lucifer mouths to Adam, 'what the fuck was that?!?!?'

They're not dating or fucking and Adam is definitely not pregnant. He slammed back a beer for breakfast.

When Lucifer get a chance to, he interrupts the conversation and drags his alleged baby mama off to talk.

Lucifer: I say I have to work and your excuse is I knocked you up?!?

Adam: I panicked!

Lucifer starts typing on his phone frantically: well, I'll start looking for a baby to adopt, you start putting on weight.

Adam: ... or crazy idea. We just tell her, we don't want to do the activities.

Lucifer: and break her heart?!? No. It would be easier to just actually get you pregnant.

He stops typing and looks up at Adam: that would be easier.

Adam: no.

Lucifer: it's just for nine months!

Adam backing away: no, down boy!

Lucifer already pulling out his cane: hold still and let me put a baby in you!

Adam running: CHARLIE!!

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They don't kill vecna but he's weakened temporarily & he wasn't able to open his giant gate but there r still gates tht refuse to close, El closes one & another opens somewhere & that's tht on my general setting idea for this

O!Steve goes into rejection sickness after A!Eddie's death in the upside down, everyone knows they'd been courting & A!Robin does her best to use her own pheromones to help him from going into a dangerous drop but eventually Steve has to b briefly hospitalized.

(His parents called to briefly tell him they're never coming back, tht they'll send all the paperwork to make the house Steve's if he insists on staying, & then they hang up without asking if he's OK or hurt or safe. The neighborhood of Loch Nora is all but deserted; it's only him now)

& it's in the hospital he learns he's pregnant; in the very early stages. The baby's father is obviously Eddie (who is dead) & when Steve learns he's pregnant it's almost like a switch is flipped, the doctor's explain it's bc his body has done a sort of detox & can now focus on growing an entire human being. Whatever the reason Steve gets better day by day, but when he's alone he still cries from time to time abt how Eddie should b there, should b w them, should b lauded as a hero for how he's saved the world; but he isn't

Soon enough Steve goes home & its when Robin goes out to pick up a ridiculous craving for him the night after he gets home tht he notices it; the feeling of being watched, he looks out the window to the backyard & screams

Standing there at the edge of the pool, illuminated by the blue lights under the water, is the figure of Eddie dripping black blood onto the concrete. His eyes r actually glowing red, his fangs longer than when he was alive, black blood dripping from his mouth and his hands- oh god- his hands r dripping viscera from long claws; one is holding a ragdolled demogorgon of all things. The faceless monster has no head and is missing a leg. Steve is shaking. He wants to cry, he wants to scream more.

He wants to run into Eddie's arms, black blood & claws & fangs b damned. Then he blinks & Eddie is gone but the stain of the unnatural viscera remains.

When Robin gets back with butterscotch ice cream & chicken wings she finds Steve shaking & sobbing & when he manages to tell her the very basics she's calling a code red into their shared walkie talkie.

After tht Steve is not left alone at night but tht doesn't stop Eddie's body from standing outside his home, not moving, usually holding the limp body of a monster from the hell dimension they'd been fighting for years; none of the pups except El r allowed to stay w Steve.

Hopper moves in w Steve after one night Eddie appears, this time standing right outside his back door hand reaching out towards the omega who's stomach has grown rounder

Tht ends up meaning next to nothing when one night, the window to Steve's bedroom shatters & a now winged Eddie climbs in as Steve screams. It all happens so fast, Hopper bursts into the room his shotgun ready but Steve is already in the arms of the creature tht was once Eddie & he can't risk shooting the creature without hurting Steve, then both of them r gone.

Part 1 of ?

Eddie came back!🥰

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Agatha: hey, Jen

Jen: what

Agatha: you're coming to my wedding, right?

Jen: Rio threatened to dismember me if I didn't so...yeah. Why?

Agatha: when you get there, uh, don't sit down

Jen: what?

Agatha: what what? Are you deaf?

Jen: not deaf. Just confused

Agatha: aww, were my words too big for you?

Jen: listen, bitch-

Alice: whoa! What's going on? What happened?!?

Agatha: idk she just called me a bitch out of nowhere!

Jen: that is not what happened!

Alice: okay...what did happen then?

Jen: she told me not to sit down at her wedding

Alice: what? Agatha?

Agatha: same goes for you. Don't sit down.

Alice: why not? Are you not gonna have enough seating?

Jen: doubtful...

Agatha: no! Just...don't sit! And stand near the front

Alice: what...?

Jen: why would we...oh my god

Agatha: shut up

Alice: what?

Jen, cackling: OH MY GOD

Agatha: I mean it, Kale. Shut the fuck--

Alice: what?!?!

Jen: she's asking us to be bridesmaids

Alice: what? Agatha?

Agatha: *mutters incoherently, blushing*

Alice: aww! Really?

Agatha: you know what? I take it back. I'm gonna ask Teen to be my Maid of Honor. He'll look better in a dress than either of you!

Alice: no wait!

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Panic at the mushrooms ! [Stobotnik +18]

Okay, i’m absolutly very (not) sorry for this !!! I will start my requests but this ideas want to go out of my head and i must write it !!

Promps : Since Robotnik has been on the mushroom planet, he only feeds with them … Some have strange effects on him … Including this new species that he is not ready to forget.

WARNING  MATURE !!!! (Smut) +18 !

Robotnik Smut taglist @pinejayy​ @shinotenshi621​

IF U WANT TO ADD for next fiction ASK me…You must have +18 (age in profil or in the ask)

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ok we have to talk about *this*

I'm actually sure that when Mobius does this little hands on hips move and checks off every single Daddy kink box at the same time (without even trying), it is Loki's ultimate weakness. At first, it was just a stance Mobius would use when working hard and giving orders, having to deliberate on serious matters, etc, and he really had no clue of his own power. The first time it happens, he sees the intense look in Loki's wide eyes staring at him across the room and wonders what could possibly be up. Then, of course, Loki gives him that bad-kitten, wicked smirk and Mobius knows what the outcome will be, regardless of the cause. Bonus points if Mobius knows what's on Loki's mind and intends to fulfill it vigorously, but he sternly stays on task/topic for a while and shoots Loki a "behave" look. This is only stoking the fire, needless to say. Every time Loki happens upon Mobius doing this pose, with that sexy lil' dad tum and his "choke me" hands, and those goddamn hips, he drags his lover to the nearest fuckable surface the very second it is possible to take a work break. Whether that be a closet, random time theater, their quarters, it doesn't matter. Loki's on his knees before Mobius' shaky hands can even get the door shut. :)

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ice cream abro

flag credit: @whimsy-flags

Abrosexual: Attraction is fluid, or changes too often to pin down with a single, more specific term. Some may identify with multiple orientation labels to explain the spectrum of their fluidity, eg an abro bi lesbian. Often included under the aspec umbrella, but it is not an aspec specific identity

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Hello Neil,

you work with Amazon and BBC Studios.

Could you find out when Good Omens 2 will be shown on BBC, and when it will be released on DVD & blu-ray? It's been nearly a year since it was released! Thanks.

I don't know if it ever will be. The first series of Good Omens was made by the BBC with Amazon studios. The second season Amazon hired the BBC as a production studio to make it so it wasn't actually a BBC co-production.

I definitely thought it was going to be screened on the BBC but it looks like there are contractual issues that may be insurmountable. I would love to be wrong about this.

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Nazis will never be welcome in paganism. They have no space in our communities, we will have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to nazis. You have no right to the cultures, gods and religions you hijack to spread your disgusting ideologies. You will find no refuge or comraderie amongst pagans.

Reblog to let nazis know they’re not welcome here.

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Yeah, that's fucking trippy

do you ever look at your legs while sitting down until they don't feel like your legs anymore and then you look at your arms and hands and suddendly your whole body doesn't feel real and life isn't real and you can't move anymore so you just sit there and you can't do anything and you wonder if anything was ever real at all

me neither

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This is my gender now BTW

Reminder that you don’t need to label every single feeling and emotion you have. We’re all just big balls of chemical soup using words invented before we were born to describe an emotion that we can’t possibly share with anyone else as our brains react and produce emotions differently.