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Cursed to never read fic in public bc i have to keep the text on my phone absudly large so it looks like

And his cock did the thing omg

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Watching jayvik and caitvi shippers fighting reminds me of my parents divorce

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There needs to be more fics to vi and jayce being stupid together pls

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Can someone recommend me some caitvi fix it fics? I love caitvi but i cant seem to get into a lot of canon adjacent/post canon fics bc caits arc felt so rushed to me. I feel like if i could read a proper apology where vi is allowed to feel upset my love for the ship might reignite. I love my lesbians help :(

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thinking about jayce's breasts <3

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thinking abt how after isha died jinx turned herself in and sat in a cell grieving this kid she only knew for such a short amount of time but changed her so much and no one was there to hear her or comfort her

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Piltover? More like bend him over

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the hexstrap was viktors idea. jayce didn't know what a strap-on was until cait explained it to him after he witnessed an "interesting" conversation between her and vi.

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Glorious oviposition or whatever

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Thinking about writing a fic centered around viktor coming to terms with being disabled and how it impacts his relationship with jayce and using my own experiences as reference. I keep saying im gonna start fics and then i work super hard until i cannot feasibly avoid labwork any longer

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had an arcane s2 watch party with a bunch of friends recently and these are some of the banger quotes i got (no context allowed and vaguely spoiler-y i guess ??)

• heimering my dinger until i arcane

• *in walter white voice* powder, why are you blue

• imagine dragon these nuts across my face

• *in heimerdinger voice* hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy

• *in kermit voice* youre not a jinx, youre perfect

• *in ambessas voice* we did it hard whilst you were off playing emo

• heimerdingers dont die they respawn

• *kermit voice* WAGHHH HER NAME IS JINX

godbless @bornetoblood for most of these<33

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Jayce vs the Hexstrap

Hexstrap won

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Viktor: ????

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Viktor is writhing in pain during his period, so Jayce calls Vi to beat him up so he can "understand Viktor's pain"

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Sevika could kick both my kneecaps in and drag me naked through the streets of Zaun and I'd thank her

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Sorry gang this blog is about to be filled with arcane shitposts for a while

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Jayce is a sub change my mind