sasaukagee

[sasaukagee]

anakin: i did a bad thing

obi-wan: does it affect me?

anakin: no

obi-wan: then suffer in silence

[sasaukagee]

han: and what do i get out of this?

luke: i will give you a dollar.

han: what do you think i am? a chump? i would never do it for a dollar!

luke: how about two dollars?

han: you got yourself a deal.

[sasaukagee]

anakin: i can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

obi-wan: anakin, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

[sasaukagee]

han: i was arrested for being too cool.

leia: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[sasaukagee]

ahsoka: you’re right.

anakin: that’s... that’s an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?

[sasaukagee]

anakin: i can explain.

obi-wan: can you?

anakin: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[sasaukagee]

luke: must be hard not being able to laugh

force ghost anakin: i do have a sense of humor you know

luke: i’ve never heard you laugh before

force ghost anakin: i’ve never heard you say anything funny

[sasaukagee]

darth sidious: the galaxy is ours now

darth vader:

darth vader, stabbing him with his lightsaber: M Y G A L A X Y

[sasaukagee]

anakin: i have no fear

obi-wan, somewhere: ANAKIN SKYWALKER—

anakin: i have one fear

[sasaukagee]

anakin, to obi-wan: hi parental figure

obi-wan, to anakin: hi problem child

[sasaukagee]

obi-wan: please don’t make things worse

anakin, already pulling out his lightsaber: define worse

[sasaukagee]

obi-wan: there are seven chairs and ten kids. what do you do?

cody: have everyone stand.

ahsoka: bring three more chairs!

rex: the most important ones can sit down.

anakin: kill three.

[sasaukagee]

obi-wan: where’s anakin, ahsoka, and rex?

cody: they’re playing hide and seek.

obi-wan: where?

cody: i don’t think you get how this game works.

[sasaukagee]

obi-wan: what the fuck is wrong with you?

anakin: wow, you could start with a ‘good morning’.

obi-wan: good morning. what the fuck is wrong with you?

[sasaukagee]

obi-wan: we need to distract these guys

anakin: leave it to me

anakin: centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. discuss.

ahsoka and rex: *immediately begin arguing*

cody, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don’t like this at all.

[sasaukagee]

midas playing banjo rent free in my mind

[sasaukagee]

The Device, by Midas.