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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#bill (from bill and teds excellent adventure)#vs stuart little#....... no words what the FUCK is this fight#I'm sure I'm in good hands with stuart but also bill calm thouth farm
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
#zooming gave me sex talk#the wheel gave me memory loss#the latter sounds more likely due to genetic reasons#the former sounds more likely due to… asexual reasons#either way what a deeply unpleasant way to go
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#legally i had to click number 1#because every two or three years i will write a fic too long that has to be mulitchaptered#but that's only because editing it will be a nightmare otherwise#you can pry excessively long oneshots from my cold dead hands#'but your fics are 40k plus' and what of it?#a oneshot is a oneshot lets go#fic writing#polls
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my boss: how was last week for you?
me: a 1d larry dead dove fanfic bookmark broke ao3
my boss: what?
me: what
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One direction fans are always at the scene of the crime
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Crazy if true

#no more bookmarks allowed#that’s it#you’ve lost the rights - I’m talking to the Larry fans here#ao3
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#I JUST WATCHED IT#HYPERVENTILATING#THE ENDING NO#YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT TO US#AFTER FIVE FUCKING YEARS???#OH MY GOD#(no it was good chaps I promise but oh my fucking god I am ill about this)#the old guard#the old guard 2#tog#tog2
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Bank of Sapphire Cold?
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I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.
#okay this but just about everything#my brother was talking to me about competitive play on marvel rivals today and i said i should give it a go#he said that he wouldn't wish that upon me#i said it'd be fun#he said that you get yelled at#i said i don't wear a headset#he said you get hate mail#i said i don't open any messages#he said people are shit#i said well thats on them#it's bizarre the fact that just not giving a shit and simply Not Interacting is such a wild concept for people#'you won't like the reaction you get from not playing perfectly' well damn sugar how do you ever enjoy yourself#you'd be amazed the levels of Don't Give a Flying Fuck I can personally reach#anyway i got sidetracked but yes this post is accurate#do what you want kink tomato and all that shit#just don't be a dick#that simple#and even if you ARE being a dick... it's MY responsibility to not get wound up by it#it's not like i'm looking you dead in the eyes and have to deal with you in person - thats a little different#the ability to just scroll past whatever horseshit someone is sprouting should NOT be a skill#it should just be something we all do#we have a personal responsibility to look after ourselves#don't get upset by the way other people are acting when you have the ability to simply not interact with them
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#it’s such a pet peeve and so many of my fellow millennials do it#I adore my friends but the moment I see a lol my eye starts twitching#are you laughing out loud? are you? are you really?#it’s like live laugh love or whatever - no way you’re living laughing and loving enough for that tattoo#(yes a coworker does have that tattooed on her arm and yes it does distract me every time I work with her)
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its that time of the year
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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"
#honestly ask me anything#write an essay#I will gobble it up like I’ve been starving for years#someone once pointed out the running fire motif in one of my Zosan fics and I sobbed hysterically#when you say ‘maybe it isn’t that deep’ trust me babes#it’s that deep#writing
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everything about the yugioh manga can be better understood through the lens that joey is kazuki takahashi's blorbo and everything about the yugioh anime can be better understood through the lens that kaiba is studio gallop's blorbo.
once you accept these key facts everything will fall into place.
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??????? ok
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