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peeta: h

book katniss: whats he up to 🤨 is this part of his plan 🤨🤨 NEVER trust a blond bitch

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Forgot to post it here. My tododeku crumbs

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Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

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In another life…

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the difference between us is that YOUR fanfiction takes place in canon. MY fanfiction has to take place nestled in a nonexistent point in canon where everybody is Just Chilling and nobody is off on a mission or hates each other

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Rejoining the MHA fandom in 2025 and finding out tddk is basically a rare pair is devastating beyond words.,,,, they were THE ship !!

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Google drive of Percy Jackson/Riordanverse book pdfs by the way. All free, lmk if there's issues with the drive, bc it's my drive.

Currently includes (as of 1/20/2024):

All of PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) including The Chalice of the Gods

The Sun and the Stars

All of HoO (Heroes of Olympus)

All of TKC (The Kane Chronicles)

All of MC (Magnus Chase)

All of ToA (Trials of Apollo)

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tddk shipper in a world of bkdk shippers 😔💔

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[It’s your power, isn’t it?!]

With his words, Izuku saved a soul laden with suffering and hatred.

Shouto will never forget.

Quirkless or not, Izuku is a Hero.

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this is a parallel to the [Thank you for being Shouto’s friend].

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Darling, I’ve seen worlds in you

Adventure Time AU!! Simon Izuku + Betty Shouto

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Why the fuck is Horikoshi acting like Bakugou's the fucking victim of Midoriya, who is 'just getting feeling back in his arms,' losing One for All?

Why should Midoriya be comforting Bakugou about anything right now? He still has his quirk(hell it evolved, stronger than ever once he gets through physical therapy), all his limbs, the chance to be a real pro hero not in war. Fuck, even Mineta had bandages over his eye last we saw him. Wouldn't be the first time someone lost an eye. Mineta might've gotten worse injuries than Bakugou.

His parents are even in the hospital with him. We still haven't even met Hizashi and WHERE THE FUCK IS INKO? Oh, but Midoriya's sharing a hospital room with Toshinori so it's all okay. No, just no.

Yet again Bakugou comes out on top and gets treated like the victim. I hate this shit.

A week. It's been a week since the battle, and Midoriya's just getting feeling back in the arms that got completely obliterated and just barely managed to get back, but no. Bakugou not having a rival is the fucking tragedy here...

It's Midoriya who got a taste of his dream just to have it violently ripped away, and what really changed? Did anything actually get better after all his sacrifice? Sure, All for One is gone, but what about the actual fucked up system that treats quirkless and people with 'villainous' quirks so terribly? Are Shoji, Koda, and Tsu still gonna have to worry about how people look at them?

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moment of appreciation for eddie and richie calling eachother "eds" and "rich" through the movie

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artist : basietta

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if writing fics where one of tddk dies in some gruesome or depressing way was an olympic sport i would literally be simone biles. On my way! to start another one that i won’t finish!

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🎂🔪 captain

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"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

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guys imagine a tddk yuri on ice au where shouto has been an ice skater since he could walk and izuku only being able to do it with the free voucher his mom once got and that old pair of skates his mom once used.

tddk where they meet first at the grand prix and shouto is planning on completely giving up and standing stockstill on the rink but izuku screams at him before the match to find the fire inside of him (get it?) on the ice rink and dance for his own passion and to stop his bullshit and realise his power is his own. shouto wins gold. he's still searching for izuku in the thick crowd.

izuku who has been learning under the watchful gaze of yagi toshinori who is severely injured and much too old. izuku quits ice skating, deciding that perhaps helping in his mother's shop is the best course of action. shouto who can't seem to forget him no matter how long it has been. every gold seems like something the shorter boy should be wearing. he's going crazy, maybe he is crazy, but then he watches a video of izuku skating to shouto's choreo on ochako's account and maybe he is packing his bag a little too early, maybe he's rushing into things, but shouto can't seem to care at all. he wants to see the other on the rink again, this time with a gold 'round his neck.