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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion
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Can you start a Scorpio community plz🙏
sure bestie here you go https://www.tumblr.com/communities/just-scorpio-things
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i keep seeing posts about january being 5 million years long and genuinely one question what the actual fuck i have had two days to do a months worth of Things
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i could never be an only child i love having backup when my mom tries to gaslight me and say im misremembering something that happened when i was a kid
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You don't seem intense enough to be a scorpio. What's your moon sign?
yOU DON'T seEM iNTEnSe ENOuGH tO Be A scOrpiO
its gemini lol
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i really hate to ask for money online but i don’t have a lot of options. we’re officially homeless now so we can’t really draw any actual art for you, i’m sorry. but i’m trying to sleep somewhere other than my car and anything helps. link ☕️
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Everything scorpio posts is reblog bait we are trying so so hard to manipulate everyone into using the basic functions of this webbed site <3
#scorpio#astrology#zodiac#horoscope#reblog bait#i have never seen people use that tag on here until now and its cracking me up lol
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🎅🎁 "Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be as wonderful as you are, full of peace, love, and endless blessings. 🎄⛄"
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why the fuck havent i seen this on my dash yet
#reblog to have a karkalicious 2009#nye#scorpios will reblog this because they want to have a karkalicious 2009
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updated list of signs from most to least likely to fuck an alien
sagittarius
virgo & cancer are tied
me scorpio
libra
aries
capricorn
gemini
leo
pisces
taurus
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scorpio is also a huge fan of lalonde day hell ya
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updated list of signs from most to least likely to fuck an alien
sagittarius
virgo & cancer are tied
me scorpio
libra
aries
capricorn
gemini
leo
pisces
taurus
#astrology#horoscope#zodiac#aries#taurus#gemini#cancer#leo#virgo#libra#scorpio#sagittarius#capricorn#aquarius#pisces#i took some of the feedback from the 2019 post and then i forgot about it until just now and was inspired to make this new list#this is all incredibly scientific thank you
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scorpio fucking loves these dudes happy birthday to them
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Ship Colour Scheme Showdown
Second Chance Bracket Round 3 Match 3
Speculation about ships is welcome, but please do not reveal the identities of ships you submitted!
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hello, currently I’m in the middle of a 1000 mile interstate move, it’s going great 🫠
starting in December I plan to be more active here and on Bluesky, though!
in the meantime…..buy my DaveKat stickers? I can ship anywhere, even internationally, for no extra charge, & I’d really appreciate the funds right now! tysm 🫶
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the stars would like to wish a very happy birthday specifically to everyone born today for no particular reason
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