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friendship is measured in two things 1) understanding what you’re talking about when you’re not even quite sure yourself and 2) how many podcasts you’ve planned but never made. everything else is just an extra
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we need to bring back fan language how am i supposed to tell someone i wish to be rid of them from across the room if i cant simply twirl a fan in my left hand honestly
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i’m not superstitious, just quite stitious when it comes to opening umbrellas inside and walking under ladders and greeting magpies and
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sometimes i really get ai, i too am unable to string together a coherent factually correct thought when asked to present to the class
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it’s so cruel that only in dreams can you fly helicopters made out of golf carts powered by orange and green skittles with your year 10 spanish teacher in your primary school playground like where’d the whimsy go
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often the only thing between you and getting a task done is writing a crackfic at 2.37am. complete that and the next logical step is obviously that politics essay that was due last tuesday
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anyone else’s thoughts resemble cards against humanity cards, i can set up a joke but could someone else kindly do the funny part.
and then sometimes i just randomly shout wardrobe unprompted
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i don’t mean to be political but how am i meant to live laugh love in these conditions
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more regulus pining for james before they’re officially together | 313 words
in regulus’ opinion, there was nothing quite like an english lesson last thing on a thursday- god that’s pathetic isn’t it. but honestly, when you’re sat next james potter who can blame you. and today was gonna be a good one. he just knew it.
something had come over regulus that day, probably over exposure to a certain potter, but somehow he found himself swaggering into the class. most people were already there so he sauntered over to his seat at the back and dropped into it, lolled his head to the side and drawled, ‘well fancy seeing you here’.
ready to start laughing, as seemed to be customary for every moment in their conversation, regulus was even more shocked when instead he was hit with a metaphorical frying pan.
‘how is it that every time you enter the room my heart rate increases?’
what.
‘is, uh, i can’t even decide if that’s good or bad??’
finally they were laughing. he was back on familiar land, and had a second to process that before he had to talk again.
‘i don’t even know’ more laughter.
‘but like, do i stress you out that much?’
‘i dunno, i guess i never know what you’re gonna come out with next’
‘oh.’
‘but i don’t think that’s bad, in fact it’s probably more from excitement than anything’
‘oh?’
but that’s as far as they got, he couldn’t think of anything more to say and clearly neither could james because for a good half an hour nothing more was said. luckily then james leaned over and breathed into his ear ‘i’m boreddddd’ and everything was yippity yay once more. apart from the complete lack of space between their arms and warmth of his breath and feeling of being top of the world and on the same page together like they could defeat anything like-
so yeah, yay.
#jegulus microfic#jegulus#starchaser#starchaser microfic#oneshot#regulus black#james potter#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders fandom#not edited in the slightest#the marauders#sunseeker
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in a universe where for some reason jegulus broke up | 461 words
regulus hated big shopping stores with rows of big brand shops and air con so cold you need a jacket in the height of summer, he was more of a small businesses and vintage typa guy. so how pandora had gotten regulus arcturus black into a hollister changing room at 4.32pm on a sunday with a pile of clothes to try on so large he worried he wouldn’t be out before closing no one will ever know, but that’s how things were at that moment. he picked the first item off the top and slipped it on with a sigh. it was a navy summer dress with lighter blue flowers, which to his surprise he was quite taken with. if it wasn’t for the coloured changing room lights, it would have put him in quite a good mood as he twirled around, looking at himself in the mirror.
we’re all bored, we’re all so tired of everything
we wait for trains that just aren’t coming
we show off our different scarlet letters
trust me, mine is better
maybe he was just tired from an afternoon of shopping, but everything was slotting into place. he loved the dress, he loved the song, he loved the way his hair was styled and the evening air waiting for him outside. he loved pandora in the dressing room next to him and dancing in circles mentally screaming taylor swift lyrics.
we’re so young, but we’re on the road to ruin
we play dumb, but we know exactly what we’re doing
we cry tears of mascara in the bathroom
honey, life is just a classroom
and then came the chorus. he was transported back to a moment not too long ago when he’d walked into the classroom to james singing those very words. twirling about in a fashion not dissimilar to regulus now. full of self confidence, able to do what regulus could only do shut into a changing room, in the middle of a room filled with classmates.
james.
immediately he wishes it was james in the changing room next door, james who he would step out of the room and get excited about the music choice with him, james who he knew would love the dress and would dance around the tiny corridor with him, james who would vanquish his lack of self confidence as he laughed and danced and smiled. so for a moment, the first moment in a long time, he let himself entertain that wish. he imagined them dancing together, what james would say and what he would do. they chatted and caught up, the sung the lyrics and joked about. regulus choked out a wet laugh, they laughed a lot back then, they didn’t have a reason not to.
#jegulus microfic#jegulus#starchaser#starchaser microfic#oneshot#regulus black#james potter#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders fandom#not edited in the slightest#the marauders#sunseeker
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idek why but i uploaded something to ao3 so 🤷♀️
it’s a project i started on like a year ago, never finished, and have now posted (it is done technically but i wanted to add more to it and cannot be arsed)
#jegulus microfic#jegulus#regulus black#james potter#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#the marauders#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders fandom
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im not normally the biggest fan of chiller songs but some of theirs just yes like i was completey obsessed with awkward silence for way too long
YESSS it’s such a comfort movie i can’tttttttt. i haven’t gotten round to watching either of those two yet 😭 my friend keeps telling me to and i keep procrastinating it’s so bad im currently watching haikyu though and absundfinr i love it sm
LMAO THATS SO REAL they both have such a special place in my heart (especially atla i lived and breathed it for so many years)
OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED THAT U LIKE SKZ AHHKJGDAH ME TOO
Sorry if that sounded a bit aggressive 😭 I was just looking at ur intro and my brain just went STRAY KIDS
ABAUSBDBDUDH YESSSSS there’s just something about their music that’s perfect for literally every situation istg especially for like hype music there’s nothing quite like listening to LALALA before social interactions
also just casually stalking perusing your intro post and oml you have such good taste in everything how like agggtm, atla, howl’s moving castle, conan gray, heartstopper, i mean at this point im just listing everything on there but still
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pre-jegulus jegulus | muggle au | 717 words
james was pointing at something. a quince tree growing just outside the classroom window, slightly forlorn looking next to the concrete car park, although not entirely out of place. regulus turned his attention away from the conversation around him to look out the window, bumping against james’ shoulder in the attempt to turn around in the small space they had squished themselves into, sprawled in between two rows of desks.
in the background he could feel pandora and marlene starting to butt heads over some trivial matter, and really he should try to calm them down, but right now his only priority was the small point of connection between his shoulder and james’ arm as they attempted to stand side by side. they could sort it out themselves.
but still the voices were ever raising in volume, getting less passive and more aggressive, and he began to tense up. he wasn’t in the mood to hear the conflict, but could probably keep a straight face if he tried. until he felt the lightest tug on his shirt sleeve.
looking up, he found himself staring into the warm brown gaze which could only belong to james, perfectly framed by the gold which mirrored the highlights found creating galaxies in those eyes. and suddenly all regulus could think was how that must be how james saw the world. seeing it through the stars, everything at its most beautiful, everything with a silver lining.
another tug on his sleeve and he was brought back down to earth, left only with the hope of one day being more than a guest amongst the solar system that orbited james potter, the centre of it all, the sun.
they snuck out of the classroom, giggling as conversation erupted now that they were free from the situation starting to unfold behind them. it would resolve itself quickly, no need to get involved.
‘we should conduct an experiment,’ declared james as a look of mischief crossed his smile, ‘i need to see what that brain of yours can really do.’
regulus’ mind raced. he wanted to do something with him? and only him? something he cared about? but what? it had to be something james would like.
‘let’s investigate how absorbent sand is of gladiator blood.’ what. the. fuck. what on earth made him say that? that wasn’t what james meant! that wasn’t what he wanted to hear, or what anyone wanted to hear for that matter. somewhere in his mind ritualistic chanting struck up so that all he could hear was ‘we fucked up we fucked up we fucked up we fucked u-‘
‘i’m not sure we could get a hold of gladiator blood, would pigs' blood do?’
the chanting stopped.
‘what?’ regulus stopped. and they were both laughing. thank the lord.
they were heading to the quince tree, of course they were, but still he smiled to himself at the choice. because only james would take him to just stand and look up at a tree, just like he knew regulus would love to.
‘you know how a quince fell on darwin’s head when he discovered gravity-‘ began james, without taking his eyes off the tree,
‘what?’ regulus cut him off
‘you say ‘what’ a lot’
‘you confuse me a lot, and anyway, that’s the biggest problem here. not anything else about your statement.’
‘fuck.’
‘indeed.’
‘i- fuck. no one needs to hear i said that. i have a reputation to uphold. i was gonna say something profound and interesting too.’
regulus just stared at him. how is this the one that made his heart join an amateur acrobatics group. and so they laughed, harder and louder than normal because they could. for the first time they felt so purely comfortable, that they could just laugh.
that’s why he’s the one that made his heart join an amateur acrobatics group.
and as they began to make their way back, james wheezed out a final plea for regulus not to mention it. not that anything much had even happened, but in those moments where james was leaning on him, unable to keep himself up from laughter, glasses dangerously close to falling off as his head rolled forward, he couldn’t help but agree. and he kept that promise. no matter what happened, he always did.
#jegulus microfic#jegulus#starchaser#starchaser microfic#oneshot#regulus black#james potter#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#the marauders era#marauders era#marauders fandom#not edited in the slightest#the marauders#sunseeker
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OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED THAT U LIKE SKZ AHHKJGDAH ME TOO
Sorry if that sounded a bit aggressive 😭 I was just looking at ur intro and my brain just went STRAY KIDS
ABAUSBDBDUDH YESSSSS there’s just something about their music that’s perfect for literally every situation istg especially for like hype music there’s nothing quite like listening to LALALA before social interactions
also just casually stalking perusing your intro post and oml you have such good taste in everything how like agggtm, atla, howl’s moving castle, conan gray, heartstopper, i mean at this point im just listing everything on there but still
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i just saw that you’re a regulus black kinnie so i ran here to say that i am too ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
AVAUJDDBUCNFIN OML HI YES HI WELCOME HELLO
im like a month late bc i dont think ive looked at this account in too long but ahhhhhhhhhhhh hiiiiiiiiii im sorryyyyyyyy
we’re just brilliant like that 💁♀️💁♀️ trying to channel the intelligence for start of school soon bc however much i kin him it took me three tries to spell intelligence (its been three months since school im allowed to be a little slow)
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hi! hope you’re having a good day! 💓
I was wondering if you’d be cool with being tagged in my pjo works, since I like to tag my pjo mutuals in them, to whom i’m sending the same ask to <3 if not, that’s all okay too (:
thanks! ily <3
have a great day ☀️
HELP IM SO SORRY 😭 firstly, yes very much ok with that although im sure its too late secondly im genuinely so sorry i just sorta disapearwd off the face of the earth i genuinely completely forgot this blog existed bc i had so much going on avahdbdudbf im so sorry help hope youre doing well tho <3
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lmao this looked cute so don’t mind me




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