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Was at a book sale this morning and found this gem. Someone printed Dream SMP fanfiction and it somehow ended up in the hands of a public library booksale.

I left it hopefully to end up in the hands of a very happy fan as i am not at all in this fandom but i was just so stunned to see it amongst a sea of people in their 60s who certainly have no idea the revelation sitting right here. I felt like i was nicholas cage and i was holding the map on the back of the declaration of independence

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suzanne collins coming back to make her point even more this time around bc people are still too ignorant to get it god i would die for this woman

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So i’m doing a re-read of the Golden Enclaves and got to the part where El leads Orion out of the Scholomance. And it has me GAGGED because

Is really giving

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Is it just me, or has other ff authors been getting a lot of these messages or comments from artists asking for commissions. Idk if it’s just a trend of bots or something but i just got a PM on my old ff.net acct i havent touched in about a decade and the amount of whiplash i got was insane

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How do i explain to the tiktok ceo that i’d rather cut off my own hand than accept a tiktok under the control of the trump administration

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FYI iPhone users!

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i hauve a cold

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alfred gave them the sheets

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i want to live (all origins)

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Sweet 💖

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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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Be careful when taking a bat from the street. You can never know its true identity

4k on twitter for details: https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1792501942553297240?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA

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Astarion’s simple plan

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?