sedumlineare
sedumlineare
Sedum Lineare
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sedumlineare · 20 hours ago
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No one asked but I think the secret to making the enemies-to-lovers trip work is respect. They can loath each other, but they have to loath each other as equals. Like “sorry but no one else is allowed to murder this man but me” + “it’s an honor and privilege to despise you.”
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sedumlineare · 2 days ago
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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
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sedumlineare · 3 days ago
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everyone is trying to take your oxford comma away from you. don't give them that satisfaction, reward, or pleasure.
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sedumlineare · 4 days ago
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need to aromanticise this fandom more
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sedumlineare · 5 days ago
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man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr
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sedumlineare · 6 days ago
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Finding a trans fic of a character like:
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sedumlineare · 7 days ago
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You write so much amazing 🤩 I’m obsessed!
Do you know any other good lgbtq+ writers in the Pedro fandom? 🙏
aww thank you, hun!
yessss i do! we have some amazing queer writers in this fandom!
@for-a-longlongtime @sp00kymulderr @qveerthe0ry @quinnnfabrgay-writes @stitch-away
@pedritofics @rebel-held @cosmickid-inmotion @sixhours
i'm almost positive i'm missing some, but i just woke up and my memory is fucking with me lol so, please, if you know of any or are a queer writer yourself, please comment below!!!
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sedumlineare · 8 days ago
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i love reading very very late at night because that’s when the lines between reality and fiction blur and everything becomes a fever dream and you can properly disappear into the pages
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sedumlineare · 9 days ago
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This tool is optional. No one is required to use it, but it's here if you want to know which of your AO3 fics were scraped. Locked works were not 100% protected from this scrape. Currently, I don't know of any next steps you should be taking, so this is all informational.
Most people should use this link to check if they were included in the March 2025 AO3 scrape. This will show up to 2,000 scraped works for most usernames.
Or you can use this version, which is slower but does a better job if your username is a common word. This version also lets you look up works by work ID number, which is useful if you're looking for an orphaned or anonymous fic.
If you have more than 2,000 published works, first off, I am jealous of your motivation to write that much. But second, that won't display right on the public version of the tools. You can send me an ask (preferred) or DM (if you need to) to have me do a custom search for you if you have more than 2,000 total works under 1 username. If you send an ask off-anon asking me to search a name, I'll assume you want a private answer.
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Thanks to everyone who helped with the cost to host the tool! I appreciate you so so so much. As of this edit, I've received more donations than what I paid to make this tool so you do NOT need to keep sending money. (But I super appreciate everyone who did help fund this! I just wanna make sure we all know it's all paid for now, so if you send any more that's just going to my savings to fix the electrical problems with my house. I don't have any more costs to support for this project right now.)
(Made some edits to the post on 27-May-2025 to update information!)
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sedumlineare · 10 days ago
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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit
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sedumlineare · 11 days ago
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diagnoses character with whatever the fuck it is that i got
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sedumlineare · 12 days ago
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Sometimes one will read a journal article on maternity leave laws in 1989. All for the purpose of writing fanfiction.
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sedumlineare · 13 days ago
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening
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sedumlineare · 14 days ago
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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go
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sedumlineare · 18 days ago
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Fanbinding(ish): Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
(More photos below the cut, and I'll add the rest in another reblog.)
I had the idea for this four years ago. I actively started on the typeset about two years ago. I finished the typeset in about two weeks before the NG news broke--in fact I'd sent him an ask on tumblr just before he left, asking him if there's an explanation for Good Omens's inconsistent dropcaps. Maybe I'll ask the publisher.
Anyway! I almost didn't keep going, but I'd already put an insane amount of hours into the typeset, and also, fuck it. So I did it mostly for me, but also for Terry Pratchett, and also for the vine.
For those who aren't familiar, a red-letter Bible is one where everything Jesus says is in red. I thought it would be funny to do one where everything the antichrist says is in red--and then I also thought it would be funny to do pull-out quotes like my Catholic Youth Bible had, and then I thought, why stop there, and that's when things started to get weird. Trying to get the text to line up coherently around the trees and the mountains especially was delicate--and of course if I changed something on the page before it would throw everything out of whack.
The cover was inspired by those giant Bibles with covers that are an inch thick with a cross or something like that debossed in the middle. The text wasn't long enough to make it that thick, but it's two layers of thin board glued together. Leather on top, and then I used a foil quill to do most of the design--anything that's a circle is a brass stamp.
I make the design on Illustrator, and then had the cricut trace it onto the foil with a sharpie. I found that a lot more effective than printing it out and trying to do the foil quill through the paper stencil. I'll let you try and guess what shape I used instead of a cross, and will put the answer under the cut.
Doing gold page edges was a bitch and a half; I sanded off attempts about a dozen times. Fake gold was a bust; so was heat activated foil. I ended up doing one layer of acrylic paint and about five layers of gold acrylic.
And because I got this a lot about My Immortal: no, I'm not going to share the typeset. Even before Everything, I feel fine justifying this because I own the paperback, the deluxe edition hardback, the DVD, the script book, and the coffee table book. But I'm not actually into book piracy. (Unless you are the Terry Pratchett estate, in which case, sharing is caring.)
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I'll do another reblog with the rest of the interior images.
(And for those who were looking for it: the cover is, of course, the dread symbol Odegra/the M25 motorway.)
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sedumlineare · 19 days ago
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When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it
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sedumlineare · 20 days ago
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everyone is trying to take your oxford comma away from you. don't give them that satisfaction, reward, or pleasure.
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