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rhys • MI/usa • (-.: EMT 🚑 ER tech :.-) • ENG/SPA •ex-4channer• I like finding out what makes people unique. I post/reblog basically whatever is tickling my fancy rn
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seenbyeveryone · 28 minutes ago
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seenbyeveryone · 4 days ago
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The other day I was riding one of those Lime scooters around the city and i come across this little pog champ. He was next to his momma. He was lethargic, trembling, and and infested with some kind of insects.
A passerby stopped and gave me a box to put him in while we figured out what to do. His mom watched us from the tree she was in the entire time, but she was not mad. She didn't bark or anything. She just watched.
I called up the animal company and asked them what to do and they said to bring him in. If he has bugs all over him, it's bad. I got to take care of this little dude for a few hours. Once he got warmed up a bit he started making this chirping noise while i was driving him. I went grocery shopping with him and was showing him to random people while he was zonked tf out.
I got to the animal meetup. These are like car meet-ups but instead of cars, people are showing off injured/sick animals they have. There are pro bono veternarians who take the animals.
Best of luck little dude.
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seenbyeveryone · 4 days ago
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seenbyeveryone · 6 days ago
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Right when I started working in the ER, there was an absolute legend of a patient in my pod that was complemented by a legend of an ER doc. I was scrolling through Epic seeing what's what and I see a chief complaint of "Penis Injury". I thought "Oh boy, what's that all about!"---I clicked.
"Patient states that he was using a mechanical penis extension device and that since using it one hour ago, he has no sensation in his penis whatsoever"
I read that and thought "Huh. Wow crazy." (Working in an ER is like working at a Waffle House.)
The situation itself isn't what was making me cry from trying to hold in laughter. It was the ER phsyician who was nonchallantly referring to the patient as "Penis Guy" over and over again in a conversation with is resident.
"What we're thinking with penis guy is..."
"The problem with situations like penis guy is that..."
"Yeah, penis guy will most likely be fine in the end..."
"When you're a full blown doctor, people like penis guy can really..."
"Hey, did you read penis guy's chart yet?"
"I have a plan for what to do about penis guy!"
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seenbyeveryone · 9 days ago
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I want them the make tiny MRI machines that come in those Discovery science kits you see at at store. So then kids can run MRIs on beetles and worms and stuff.
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seenbyeveryone · 10 days ago
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seenbyeveryone · 12 days ago
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More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.
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seenbyeveryone · 15 days ago
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A couple weeks ago i was in a parking lot and i saw a baby mallard that couldnt keep up with its siblings and momma. I called the animal company and they said this is a rare occasion where the duck would be better off with a human. They told me to scoop them up and take care of them for a day, after which they would meet up with me.
The duck had a deformed foot and could not walk properly without tripping every two steps. To fix this, the vet makes a little flip flop for the duckling and it reforms their foot.
All in all it went well and it was such a good day having this duckling.
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seenbyeveryone · 16 days ago
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"Coffee became more widely accepted after it was deemed a Christian beverage by Pope Clement VIII in 1600, despite appeals to ban the 'Muslim drink'."
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seenbyeveryone · 17 days ago
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seenbyeveryone · 19 days ago
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seenbyeveryone · 21 days ago
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seenbyeveryone · 22 days ago
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Lil Nas X is someone who tragically had to have a wildly successful music career in order to support his true passion, being a top quality internet troll
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seenbyeveryone · 25 days ago
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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seenbyeveryone · 25 days ago
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seenbyeveryone · 25 days ago
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seenbyeveryone · 27 days ago
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spending his bounteous inheritance
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Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo
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