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I imagine the ‘can I touch your belly?’ While you’re pregnant is the equivalent to ‘can I touch your abs?’ When you’re ripped.

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Man and his dog in a Photo Booth at Grand Central Station, 1943

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Be Starved No Longer

Instructions Unclear: My traditionally accurate ramen became an angelic creation beyond human comprehension.

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unloading the dishwasher liveblog !

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I am 75% convinced that if you watched monster high as a child, then you are a lesbian🏳️‍🌈

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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quacking in my boobs over this

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made ramen for me and my sister

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I’m at that special time of day where instagram decides to give me its sad videos; the ones about mental health, SH, losing a loved one, or just not being ok. Every once in a while I’ll get these videos and say, “That’s sad, I hope they feel better,” but today I’m in a *I understand how you feel and I know that pain, so I will be with you on the other side of the screen, crying quietly* type of mood.

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I feel like I wouldn’t be the best mother.

Whenever my cats look at me and meow constantly, I’m always like, “you have water, you have food, WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT!?”

… know they want attention, but still.

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*goes to a pub restaurant*

Me: can I get the nachos please?

Waiter: what kind of chips would you like with that?

Me: tortato

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Are you in a “I like them but I don’t want to” relationship, or a “I don’t like them but I want to” relationship?

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I’m still dead and mute because my heart hates me but please know I’m very much still here and loving everyone I’m just super unwell.

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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A solar halo is a ring of light that appears around the sun. It's caused by sunlight refracting through ice crystals in high, thin cirrus clouds.

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you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine