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Torn between hating Alys because she took Aemond away but also accepting it because if I whitewash myself and also pretend I have green eyes then I’m basically her so I guess I can pretend

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Masterlist [HOTD]

Writings by an anonymous Maester

The History of the Greater and the Lesser Houses

Illustrious Houses of Westeros in the days of King Viserys I Targaryen

HOUSE TARGARYEN | The Royal Family | The Greens & The Blacks HOUSE BARATHEON HOUSE VELARYON HOUSE HIGHTOWER HOUSE STRONG HOUSE LANNISTER

Dragons & Their Riders

1.CARAXES 2.SYRAX 3.SEASMOKE 4.VHAGAR 5.MELEYS 6.VERMAX 7.ARRAX 8.MOONDANCER 9.SUNFYRE 10.DREAMFYRE 11.TESSARION 12.TYRAXES 13.VERMITHOR

Important positions in the court of King Viserys I Targaryen

KINGSGUARD SMALL COUNCIL

Events that went down in History during the Reign of Viserys I Targaryen

1. The Heir's Tournament 2. King Viserys I Targaryen proclaims Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen as his heir 3. Princess Rhaenyra appoints new member of the Kingsguard 4. The royal hunt held to honor Prince Aegon Targaryen's second nameday 5. Princess Rhaenyra's tour to choose her Prince Consort 6. Opening banquet of the week-long celebration of the Royal Wedding between the princess Rhaenyra Targaryen and Ser Laenor Velaryon 7. The royal audience to decide Driftmark's succession 8. The Hand of the King gathers the nobles to receive their allegiance to King Aegon II

Armors of the Seven Kingdoms

Kingsguard armor through the ages Armors of House Hightower Armors of House Velaryon Armors of House Targaryen Armors of House Baratheon Armors of House Strong Armors of House Royce

Crowns and jewelry in Westeros and Essos

Crowns of Kings and Queens of Westeros Queen Aemma Arryn jewelry Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen jewelry in her youth (old blog) Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen jewelry (old blog) Queen Alicent Hightower jewelry in her youth Queen Alicent Hightower jewelry Princess Rhaenys Targaryen jewelry Lady Laena Velaryon jewelry Princess Helaena Targaryen jewelry Lady Baela Targaryen jewelry Lady Rhaena Targaryen jewelry

Fashion in the Seven Kingdoms and beyond the Narrow Sea

Wedding gowns in the Seven Kingdoms Ladies Nightdresses and Nightgowns Ladies coats and cloaks [part 1 - part 2 - part 3] Prince Daemon Targaryen attires King Viserys Targaryen attires Lord Corlys Velaryon attires Ser Otto Hightower attires Lord Lyonel Strong attires Ser Laenor Velaryon attires

Weddings on the Four Continents

A wedding under the light of the Seven A northern wedding in the Godswood A Dothraki wedding in the heart of the Khalasar A Valyrian wedding of Fire and Blood

Funerals in the Seven Kingdoms and beyond

A Targaryen funeral A Velaryon funeral The Stark Crypt Death under the light of the Seven Funeral precided by a priest of the Drowned God A Dothraki funeral Funeral for the Free Folk A Tully funeral

The Dance of the Dragons

The Green Council The Black Council

Words of a bard Who Never Was

Thoughts never spoken

Rhaenyra & Harwin "all these years" Rhaenyra & Daemon "we are not alone" Rhaenyra & Daemon "their own little world" Rhaenyra & Daemon "prince and princess at the small council" Viserys & Daemon "mother's favorite" Daemon "Daemon's move" Daemon "Daemon's play" Daemon "You don't want to wake the dragon, do you?" Harwin & Laena "purest death" Rhaenyra & Alicent "she is my sole comfort" Rhaenyra & Aegon "never enough" Daemon & Rhaenys "why do you cut me so deeply?" Daemon & Aemond "parallelisms" Lyonel & Eddard "the honorable Hand of the King" Otto & Helaena "Otto's little princess" Alicent & Aemond "like mother like son" Rhaenyra & Jacaerys and Lucerys "like mother like son(s)" Rhaenyra & Alicent "unworthy of the court" Viserys & Rhaenyra "unworthy of the court 2" Daemon & Tyrion "uncles teaching lessons to Kings & Queens"

Whispers of the Court

What happened at the wedding of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen & Ser Laenor Velaryon? [Headcanons] on the pregnancies of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen Ser Criston Cole on, Is that the behavior of a Kingsguard? [Headcanons] about Rhaena Targaryen and Vhagar

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Masterlist

House Of The Dragon

🧁 Napoleonville: 1980s au in Louisiana, Aemond Targaryen x reader

🦀 When The World Is Crashing Down: Aegon Targaryen x reader

☄️ Comet Donati: Boy band au, Aegon Targaryen x reader x Aemond Targaryen

🌹 Now I’m Covered In You: Wars of the Roses au, Aemond Targaryen x reader

❄️ North To The Future: 1990s au in Alaska, Aegon Targaryen x reader

🐉 Have You No Idea That You’re In Deep?: Aemond Targaryen x reader

Queen/BoRhap

👑 We Were Something, Don’t You Think So?: BoRhap cast, Russian Revolution au, Ben Hardy x reader

🕯️ 72 Hours In Montreal: Queen, John Deacon x reader

⚾ Eccentricity: BoRhap cast, supernatural au inspired by Twilight, Joe Mazzello x reader

🌊 But You Can Never Leave: Queen, Roger Taylor x reader x John Deacon

🦖 Baby You Were My Picket Fence: BoRhap cast, Ben Hardy x reader x Gwilym Lee

🌌 Twenty-Seven Steps: BoRhap, John Deacon x oc x Roger Taylor

💜 One-Shots/Requests:

Your Clothes Say Different (Ben Hardy x reader)

It’s Lonely Out In Space (Request: The Queen boys discover you can sing)

Superheroes By Day (short comedic Queen fic)

Fine Dining (Request: Queen’s Picnic at Garden Lodge)

The Answer (Request: Joe Mazzello helps talk you out of a terrible idea)

Callbacks & Cannoli Cake (Request: a romantic moment with Joe Mazzello)

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I’m turning 20 on Saturday and I don’t know how to feel about my teenage years coming to an end :(

All I know is that I’ll have more responsibilities and still be squealing and kicking my feet at some cheesy romantic fanfiction while actively trying to continue pursuing my degree in zoology

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Best friends father

Heavily based on best friends brother from victorious lmfao. But this is a very funny request that you can find here

(gif not mine:)

Pairing: Thranduil x Elf!reader

Summary: Legolas and Thranduil have no idea of each others roles in your life

Warnings: none

Category: fluff, fluff, and more fluff

Word count: 1.6k

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Twisting branches hovered high above her and all around her, whistles of the wind through the trees lingered through her ears like an eerie song sung just for her. She glanced around the path, knowing he was out there somewhere, he played this game with her all the time. However this time she was determined to win it. She felt chills crawl up her spine and she nocked an arrow in the blink of an eye, turning her body and releasing the arrow further up.

He felt the brush of the arrow graze his arm and he knew she had won. He swung from branch to branch and landed in front of her on his two feet, she watched his hair fall down back into place perfectly and she giggled, crossing her arms. “You know what, I'll give that one to you. I'm impressed.” He swung his bow back over his shoulder.

“Legolas it is quite rude to underestimate a lady” She told the white haired elf who stared down at her in amusement. “Sorry…if i'm not mistaken, i've won every single time, until now. So I think it was fair” Legolas joked back, only poking at you playfully.

She’d known Legolas for a good thousand years by now, they met during a trading with Imladris and since then they were glued together at the hip. Best friends some would say but if you asked her, she'd tell you he's some silly dumb ass who doesn't know how to handle his elven wine. 

“You just insist on making sure i know you're better than me.'' She gave him a playful eyeroll and began their walk back to the main palace, knowing they both have duties to tend to. “I assume once we return you'll be going off with your mystery lover?” Legolas teased, knowing lately she'd been quite infatuated and busied with her new asset. He was glad she had finally found someone in her life, he felt like a proud brother. (the irony im so sorry)

“You'd be correct, elf boy. Hopefully he's feeling extra nice today..” She teased, knowing Legolas hated hearing the descriptive details of their relationship. 

Legolas groaned in agony and shook his head at her suggestive and very unnecessary comment. “I have never met a more interesting creature.” He used his index finger to push at her shoulder jokingly as they approached the main gates. She gave him a playful smile and chuckled to herself as the guards let them into the kingdom.

“Farewell my friend, late nightfall?” Legolas spoke as he began to walk in the opposite direction of her, waiting for her reply before he turned around. 

“Late nightfall it is! Don't miss me too much!” 

She bowed to him dramatically and watched him turn around and walk off, she did the same. Only she waited until he was completely out of her sight before she began walking to the palace, her head facing the ground to hide from onlookers. Not that it necessarily mattered, however she wouldn't appreciate it if someone decided to gossip to the prince of her private whereabouts. She made her way down the main hall to the throne room, the guards allowing her through with the command of the king. 

She saw him perched upon his beautiful throne, his autumn crown complimenting his head and his blinding white hair fell down his shoulders perfectly, not one hair out of place. He was always a sight to see no matter how many times she'd see him. 

He caught her scent long before she even entered the throne room, his head positioned downward at the elf that approached him, her sweet presence instantly making his whole body relax from its usual tense state.

 “It is more than a pleasure to see you here, for I have missed you dearly.” his deep voice boomed throughout the entire room as he stood up and began descending from the stairs to meet her at the bottom.

 “It was like trying to swat a fly from your drink trying to get rid of him” she chuckled and met him halfway, looking up at him while his arms wrapped around her waist tenderly, pulling her flush against his body in a warm embrace. He ran a hand down the back of her head, smoothing down her hair as he placed a kiss on her forehead. “He seems persistent” he said, a bit jealous of her other companion no matter how many times she would reassure him it's not like that, nor will it ever be.

She just gave him a feigned look of annoyance and brought a hand up to place on his cheek, her thumb caressing his cheekbone gently. “My dear Thranduil, soon you will see the silliness of your jealousy.” she teased him, knowing he hated being called out on his feelings. “Do you insist on making me miserable, my lady?” He gave her a heartfelt smile and placed a hand on her back, gesturing for her to go to the private doors, doors which only the king and prince were allowed to use. They were passages that lead to everything, just quicker and more discrete. 

Every day, Thranduil took her to a new place, slowly showing her every beauty Mirkwood had to offer. His love for her grew every day and only made him want to do anything for her, anything he could. Today he was taking her to the Amaranthine Garden, the specific flora only visible to the royals. He was sure you'd love it for it is one of the few ethereal gardens amongst the elves.

Legolas was speaking with a royal guard, telling them about this morning’s duties, sending him off to go inform the rest. Right before he was about to walk back to the main quarters he was stopped by a messenger who handed him an envelope, he looked on the back seeing it was addressed to Thranduil. He cursed these damned messengers for not just giving it directly to his father, that was something he would also discuss with his father when he gave this to him.

He entered the throne room and found it empty..how strange. He never left his throne around these times unless it was severely important. He searched the room a bit and even called out for him but there was silence. That was until he spotted the private corridors left cracked. He could see the light emitting from the small opening of the door and approached it, he opened it fully but saw no one. Yet he got a whiff of a very familiar scent mixed with his fathers. It made him a little uncomfortable, he was determined to get to the bottom of this, something was up. So down the halls he went, peeking inside every single room, basically sniffing his father out like a dog.

She had her hand around his back and her body pressed into his side while he held her close, showing her the garden and telling her all about the unique plants she'd never seen before. There wasn't a second of this moment where she didn't have a smile on her face as her beloved spoke so gently. 

Thranduil bent down at his knees and carefully picked a beautiful bunch of Rhododendrons, pulling a thread from his pocket and tying the flowers at the stem, holding it out for her. She felt like a princess when she was with him, he treated her with the utmost respect. She took the flowers from him and smiled kindly. “Thranduil you never fail to put a smile on my face, you know that?” She set the flowers in her satchel and placed her hands on his chest.

“I live and breathe to please you meleth nin. I thought it was quite obvious.”

She giggled at this and felt his hands sneak to her waist, caressing her like a teenage boy, until his head snapped in the direction of the door that led back inside. 

“What is my sweet?” she looked at him with quite the confused look until she heard a voice all too familiar.

“Well if it isnt y/n and her mystery lover.” Legolas stood before them with his arms crossed as if he just caught a child sneaking into the cookie jar. 

Her head fell to Thranduil's chest in defeat, knowing she'd been caught red handed. Thranduil however was utterly confused, he hadn't put the pieces together just yet. Legolas approached them and she pulled from Thranduil, meeting Legolas in front of them. She sighed and placed a hand on Legolas’ shoulder. “To be completely fair, you see why i didn't tell you” she joked and looked up to Thranduil. 

“Meet the best friend.” she spoke sheepishly with a weak smile and Thranduil just simply sighed in utter annoyance at this childish situation. “So you were able to keep both of our identities secret from each other, and this is how we find out? You never fail to surprise me little one” He placed a hand on her lower back and gave Legolas an unimpressed look. 

“I think you might find yourself with an arrow in your chest while you sleep tonight” Legolas playfully threatened. “That's if you wish to go blind, you'll find me cosying up with your father in a not so friendly manner.” She shot back, earning a chuckle from Thranduil and a gag from Legolas.

 “I curse you woman.” Legolas turned around to leave them. “And I curse you father, you'll be lucky if you don't find poison in your wine tonight” He said before leaving dramatically, leaving her and Thranduil to laugh amongst themselves. 

“I think that went great!” she tried weakly as Thranduil simply shook his head and continued their walk through the garden.

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Could I request another em fic where reader is Hailie’s friend or smth and it’s just like a “best friends dad” fic where it’s like forbidden but they’re just so drawn to each other. And could it have smut as well? I’m a sucker for forbidden relationship smut fics, especially ones where they get caught lmao I just read one where jughead caught reader fucking his dad lmao

yes.

fatal attraction

tags/ warnings: reader being hailie's best friend, p in v, age gap, reader and em going behind hailie's back, begging, cursing, dacryphilia, cloth around mouth (so hailie doesn't hear)

MDNI ⚠️

summary: being hailie's best friend includes some special privileges, including seeing the man you're strangely drawn to.

Your POV:

Hanging out with hailie at her dad's insanely large mansion, I'm sprawled across the couch, extremely comfortable, my head in her lap while she lays down as well, watching TV together. I had been here all day, just relaxing, going swimming or sitting outside a couple times, soaking up the beautiful sun, letting the warm rays consume and mark my skin with the yellow beams.

However, whenever me and hailie hang out, it's a golden opportunity for me and her dad, marshall, or marsh, my nickname for him. We've never told her, because it's mutual on both ends that she would lost her shit. So, we kept a vow of silence, going behind her back, keeping our little secret.

It wasn't really a big deal, we fucked every now and then, trying not to be too consumed by each other. But lately, I had grew more and more feelings for him, my attempts to push them down, to let them die only small hopes failing every time. "Hey y/n, I'm gonna make dinner, any special requests?" Hailie asked, lifting my head up from her waist, and I sat upright. "Hmm, maybe just pasta?" I questioned, my face curious. "Sure! sounds great, I could use the carbs" she laughed, and so did I.

My phone buzzed, the contact reading marsh. He was probably done with rehearsals, and en route home. I entered my passcode, and sure enough, the text read "hey, coming home now baby, how was your day?" I smiled, a small blush creeping across my face before I responded. "Good, how about yours? I'm at your place right now I waited a few moments, glancing at the TV and then back at hailie, my stomach craving the food. "It was fine, missed you though" the second text from him stated, my phone turning a bright shade of white. "The pasta's ready" Hailie called out. I walked over to the counter, sitting down on one of the stools.

"Who were you texting?" She asked suggestively, making me laugh. "Oh no one, just some dude" I shrugged it off. "Okay" She said, her words trailing off as she scrapped the noodles onto my plate. "It look delicious hailie, thank you" I compliment. I hear a door open, signaling marsh must be home. "hey dad!" She beamed, waving at him. I turned around as he was walking away, probably to get changed. I ate the rest of the pasta, and grabbed my belongings. "Thanks hailie, it was really fun today" I grinned, opening the door and leaving.

Well, not really. Me and marsh had come up with a plan a few weeks ago. I "leave", and go to his window. I knock carefully, trying to not make too much noise. "Hey baby" His voice is low and sultry when he opens it, pulling me in. "Good day?" I nodded as we made our way to the bed sitting in the middle of the room. He slowly pulled down my top, my breasts spilling out of the tiny bra I had chosen to wear today. "Fuck baby, you're killing me" He muttered, grabbing the small cloth we used each time, tying it around the back of my neck. "You gon' be a good girl for me?" Muffled noises could be heard from my lips, not escaping the mask, capturing each whine, each whimper.

"Ah ah ah baby, gotta stay quiet f'me" He whispered as his lips wrapped around my nipple, the hardened bud swelling against his tongue. He could feel everything through the small fabric, using it to his advantage. His eyes were hooded with lust and desire as he continuously tortured me, my back arching with every lick. He tore off my bra, shorts, and panties, leaving me completely exposed to him. His clothes followed mine, tossed to another part of the bedroom, as he spat on his hand, lubricating his dick.

He slowly slid in, each inch making me turn my head and bury my face into the pillows. I was blushing like crazy, even though we nad done this so many times before, too many times. "s'tight baby, ngh, feel so good" he moaned quietly, trying to cover his noises with his hand. "So wet, all for me, good girl" He whispered in the shell of my ear. His dick was easily leaving and re-entering my hole, covered in my juices.

"Oh babygirl, doin' do well, taking my cock so easily" He groaned. My legs were wrapped around his waist tightly, my eyes reeling from ghe pleasure. My mouth was open in a silent scream, even though he couldn't see it. "almost there, are you?" I nodded rapidly, and when he was going to finish, the door slammed open, my eyes meeting hailies.

Her jaw dropped, eyes widening at the sight of her dad fucking the living shit out of her best friend. "what the fuck" she sighed, walking out, closing the door behind her. My whole body was on fire, as he didn't stop, only going faster. "we're gonna finish this, you hear me?" He pulled the mask down so I could breathe properly. My mind was clouded with pleasure, so much so i didn't quite comprehend my next words.

"I love you!" I squealed, and he stopped.

"What?"

A/n: sorry if its bad 😭

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Hi when do some people sleep if their online 24-7?

OK so you know how some people do sleep streams where they stream themselves while they’re sleeping I think it’s like that where they’re technically online but they’re also sleeping 

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I’m starving for any Eminem fics 😭 could I request one where Marshall introduces his girl to his family (his daughters, 50, just his closest friends and family) please?

yes 🥰 😈

I ain't just showing you off to anybody

a/n: family man fr

tags/ warnings: slight cursing, reader meeting marshall's fam/ friends, nothing too bad

minors can actually interact? what??

synopsis: when marshall suggests you go to meet those closest to him, you immediately accept, eager to finally meet them.

Your POV:

I had just woken up, it was currently seven a.m., and I barely got even two hours of decent sleep. I was insanely excited, since today was the day we were going to see marshall's family after so long. He had been putting it off as far as I could tell, trying to get the right time, and making sure I was good enough to meet them. I was overjoyed when he finally offered a couple days ago, a sign he truly trusted me. Later this afternoon we were going, since marsh sleeps in quite late, and I need time to get ready.

It wasn't much of a fancy meeting, really. It was quite casual, even marsh told me his family wasn't going to dress up, but I wanted to look nice and presentable. I wanted them to know I was good enough for him, and that his family could rely on me. "Marsh?" I whispered softly, placing a kiss on his forehead, hearing his gentle snores. I smiled, burying my head into his well-defined and toned chest. His slow breathing, the way his chest rose up and down made me nearly fall asleep again, but I kept myself awake, knowing I would sleep just as late as he would if I didn't keep myself in check.

Laying there, I was running through my mind what I would say to his family, how I would act, how my overall attitude would be. I had my dress picked out as soon as he suggested the idea, rushing to our bedroom and finding one with such precision and quickness it even appalled him. It was a little black dress with huge straps, since, again, there were children sure to be running around, and very loose.

I was taken from my thoughts when I felt marsh begin to stir, his body twitching, signaling that he was waking up. I looked up from his chest to see his eyes slowly adjust to his surroundings, seeing me cling to him with love very much present in my eyes. "Morning baby" He grunted, arms wrapping tighter around me. "you excited for today?" he asked, taking one arm away to rub his eye, making his vision more clear. I nodded rapidly. "Mhm!" I squeaked out, and he laughed. "Me too" he replied, getting up from the bed, taking my small frame with him.

"So, what do you want for breakfast?" He led me out of the bedroom. We currently were living in an apartment, it was a bit tiny, but still felt like home. I moved in a couple months ago after he advised me to. "Hmm" I thought for a second, thinking about my current options. "cereal?" I gazed at him curiously. "Cereal it is" He made his way over to the cabinets, grabbing the two half empty boxes of cereal we stored in there. "Which one?" He held up honey nut cheerios, and another box of the cheerios, but in a different flavor. "The second one, I'm tired of eating the bland ones." I stuck out my tongue.

Sitting down at the small counter, he pulled out two bowls from another cabinet, accompanying them with two spoons. "Thank you baby" I smiled, taking them from his hands as he passed them to me, and took the cereal over to us. I poured in the flavorful cereal, quickly digging in. "Hungry, huh?" He watched my ferocious expression as I ate intensely. I grunted, giving him a small 'yes' in between. He ate his too, but slower. He's usually pretty good about not eating a lot separating breakfast, lunch, and dinner, which meant way more for me.

We finished, and sat down on the couch to watch TV, turning on a random channel, too wrapped up in each to really acknowledge what the actors where talking and doing. "What time are we leaving?" I questioned, scooting closer to him, and he wrapped an arm around my shoulder, his thumb rubbing small circles across the exposed skin. "I think two o' clock? we have plenty of time, don't worry" He looked at my face, a mixture of fear and anticipation lying on my features. He picked up on this, pulling me closer into his soft embrace, comforting me.

"They're gonna love you, trust me" He reassured me calmly, kissing the top of my forehead. I was still unconvinced, and let out a small noise as I nuzzled my head into his shoulder. "Aw baby, it's okay" He held me against him, and kissed my nose gently. I felt my unease start to drift away, and I settled into him, letting my fears slip off. "Yeah, you're right" I admitted, picking my head up, leaving a small kiss on his jawline, getting a small groan from him. I grinned, and turned away so my back was facing him, lying on his chest. He stroked my hair, and played with the edges of my top while I snuggled into his soft frame.

I could barely keep myself awake, trying to pry my eyes open each time they fluttered shut for even a second. He again, picked up on this and picked me up, taking my body into his arms, carrying me into our bedroom to lie down and take a nap. When I noticed him not joining, I whined, reaching out for him. "I'm just using the bathroom baby, I'll be back in a couple minutes" and with that, walked out. I slowly fell asleep, my eyes heavy as they shut and my sight went black.

slight time skip sorry

When I woke up, I glanced at the clock on one of the bedside tables, and noticed it was twelve o'clock. I quickly sprang out of the bed, and rushed to the bathroom to apply makeup and get ready. I left marsh in the room alone while I began to prep myself. I had to be perfect, more presentable than I'd ever been before. I slathered on blush, mascara, eyeliner, and lipstick, checking it multiple times in a row before telling myself it was good, and I looked decent enough. Returning to the room, marshall was still lying there, snoring lowly as I crept in, careful not to make a single sound. I grabbed my dress, sliding out of my pajamas and pulled it on, trying to zip it, but to avail, I couldn't do it.

I was scared to wake marsh up, not wanting to disturb his sleep since he woke up so early, but I had no choice. I hesitated, walking over to him slowly, watching my steps and trying my very best not to make a single sound. I shook his arm gently, caressing it and trying to get him to wake up, to help me with this stupid dress. He didn't wake up, so I shook harder, and he started to twitch, eyes fluttering open as they focused on my body, and he rubbed them to see more clearly. "Hey baby, what's wrong?" He groaned, sitting up so he could attempt to see the problem.

"My fucking dress won't zip up" I complained with a huff, crossing my arms over my chest. His eyes fell on my loose dress, assessing the problem. "It's no big deal," he got up, going to my back and quickly zipping it up with ease. "See? no need to be angry" He kissed my shoulder, my skin no longer tense. I sighed. "Thank you love" I turned around to kiss him softly, letting him know I was grateful for him. He mumbled a small "you're welcome" against my skin, and walking over to the small closet to put on comfortable clothes. "You really don't have to dress like that" he reminded, glancing over at me quickly. "I'm okay, I want to look good for your family." I said again, standing my ground.

"Alright, well, you look really fine baby" He complimented, and my face turned bright red, snuggling into the crook of his neck, leaving a gentle kiss on the spot where I knew he was sensitive. He groaned, trying to be quiet, but it didn't quite work, and I laughed. "What? am I funny to you?" He smiled, cocking his head to my direction. I nodded, departing from his side to look at the clock again. It read one, meaning we had an hour. I was ready, and he was too, so we could just relax, and enjoy each other's company. Leaving the bedroom, I took a seat on the couch, flopping down onto the soft cushions.

I was no longer tired luckily, the anticipation consuming my body, so excited to finally meet his family, his friends, the ones who really, truly loved him. I watched him walk over, sitting next to me, pulling me into his embrace once again. I cuddled against him, smiling softly as he rubbed my arms, soothing any other fear still in my body. Our time together was soon up, as the clock struck two, and we made our way out of the apartment, getting to his car and buckling my seatbelt, waiting for him to enter. It was a little car, but it was very comfortable.

He opened the door, plugging the keys in, and turned on the radio along with the air conditioner. I was thankful for that, because the dress was starting to become a little too warm for my comfort. It was about an hour drive to his ex-wife kim's home, where his kids were staying for the weekend. It felt a little weird to be seeing kim, since I was his new girlfriend and all. One of marshall's hand's drifted away from the steering wheel and towards my thigh, and began rubbing small circles over the fabric of the dress, making me look down and smile. "Hey baby, who's all going to be there?" I asked, picking my head up in curiousness.

He kept staring on the road, looking like he was contemplating my question. "Obviously kim and the kids, I asked if fifty's gonna be there and he said yes, and maybe d-twelve'll be there too, they may not though, so don't get your hopes up" He told me, glancing at me out of the corner of his eye, trying to keep focused and not crash. Spending an hour wasn't really a problem, because I loved the time with him. Usually he's busy with the band, or music videos, tours, rehearsals, and more, leaving me at home all alone for either hours or months on end, left to my own resources and comfort.

When we finally made it to kim's home, it was a tiny little place, not so much different than our apartment. "Hi kim!" I gushed, walking over to her, engulfing her body in a hug so tight I might've been squeezing the daylights right out of her. "Nice to meet you" she replied, voice a little shaky. "The kids are outside in the backyard playing around, you can go see them if you'd like" she offered, and my face lit up, nearly running outside to see the girls. Kim and Marshall were left to chat while I talked with the kids, playing games, overall just indulging in what they loved. Hailie was my favorite, since she always was so energetic, taking every chance she got to hang out with me.

After what felt like forever, marsh called me back inside, making me part with the girls, saying goodbyes, promising I would see them later and catch up on the games we played. "Yeah marsh?" I questioned, smoothing out my dress. "What's up?" He nodded his head towards someone, and when I began to figure out who it was, I nearly fell back. "I thought you were joking!" I gasped, immediately going over and introduced myself, shaking his hand rapidly, with a great amount of joy coursing through my veins. "I cannot believe fifty cent is your friend marsh!" I smiled, taking a glance at him to show my happiness. To be truthful, I didn't think he was actually being honest with me, but knowing he was, made me over the moon happy. "Slim, this yo' girl?" He asked, looking at marsh, and he nodded.

"I'm so glad to meet you" I was nearly jumping up and down, my giddiness insanely high. "It's good to meet you too..?" He trailed off, as if wondering my name, and I realized thats what was happening. "y/n" I squeaked. "Y/n" He repeated with a joyful smile playing on his lips. Marsh made his way over to us, wrapping an arm around my upper shoulder, kissing the top of my head. I grinned, burying the side of my face into his side, taking in his scent fully. "We're gonna leave in an hour or two, we have to get home before rush hour, going eight miles an hour" marsh spoke, still holding me tightly against him. I left his grip, going to help kim finish up dinner. "This looks delicious" I complimented. It looked truly exquisite, everything so good I was positive I would be begging for seconds.

"Aw thank you y/n, that really is nice of you" she returned the compliment, giving me a soft smile while placing the food on the kitchen table, setting up the plates and silverware for the seven of us, marsh, herself, me, fifty, and the kids. They really raised the kids well, even though they were only together for a short period of time. "Dinner!" She called to the kids, fifty, and marsh, who all came over very quickly. I, of course, sat next to marsh, hailie taking a seat next to me. When I looked over at her, she was positively overjoyed, just like how I was. Her face was bright, lips curved into a very happy smile.

"How are you hailie?" I questioned, trying to make her smile appear on my face, lips spreading widely. "Im good!" she babbled, clinging to me and hugging me with her little arms. I almost melted at the sight of her eyes scrunched, holding onto me so tightly. I loved her so much. Marsh knew this, and would always take every chance for her to spend time with me. I was very grateful for his attempts at that, keeping my happiness at an all time high every day. "That's great" I gushed, bringing her onto my lap, wrapping my arms around her waist, being careful not to squeeze too tight.

I savored the meal kim had, to me, spent many hours working on, perfecting the recipe for what seemed like days tasting it, the delicious feel of the hot food on my tongue, my tastebuds begging for me. I moaned, eyes widening as I ate every bite. "I'm glad you like it so much y/n" kim laughed, finishing up her plate. I nodded rapidly, taking hailie off my lap, and cleaning off my dinner plate fully, and finding the trash. "It was so good, I loved it." I spoke, my lips messy from the food and how fast I consumed it. "Thank you again" she replied, walking over to the trash and throwing away the leftover food on her plate. "Marsh, you wanna go?" I asked, I didn't want to leave, but I knew he wanted to leave so we could get home easily.

He nodded, getting up from the table, throwing away what he had left, and took me out of the house, saying our goodbyes, thanking kim, and departing. I was on cloud nine, I loved meeting kim for the first time fully, she was so nice. I walked back to the car, putting on my seatbelt once again, and marsh started the hour drove home. I placed my hand on his thigh instead this time, caressing the denim fabric of his jeans, rubbing circles like he once did. I wanted to drift my hand over to his crotch, but I held myself back, saving that for later. I wanted to keep the moment as innocent and carefree as possible, so I didn't.

"Thank you for letting me meet kim and fifty, I loved it" I smiled, leaning over the center console, placing a light kiss on his right cheek. "No problem baby" He whispered, wrapping his fingers around my hand, threading them through mine slowly. The rest of the drive was spent with us whispering small little things to each other, every word that was uttered from his mouth making me blush.

We got home, and I stepped out, my dress quite rumpled up. I didn't really mind, and just walked to the door of our apartment, flopping down onto the couch, lifting my legs onto the upper part, and marsh laughed, taking a seat next to me. "You tired pretty girl?" I nodded slowly, and he took my heels off, unwrapping the straps and placing them on the ground next to the couch. "Thank you" I leaned my head back, finally free of the itchy, uncomfortable shoes.

He picked me up bridal style in his arms, carrying me into the bedroom, my eyes nearly shutting. I mumbled a small 'thank you' once again. He didn't have to do this, he knew that, but he did it anyway, and i was sincerely grateful for this small gesture of his. Slipping down my dress, leaving me in my bra and panties, he laid me down on the bed, stripping everything off but his boxers, and lied down next to me, caressing my cheek slowly, and I fell asleep, his arms pulling me closer, never daring to let me go. I'm truly happy I found someone like him, who truly cares for me like he does.

[shari-berri]

So confession time: I was more like Ken than anything. Ever since I was 3, I loved horses. Horses were and still are my favorite animal. I took lessons, attended camp, anything with horses. I had a horse cake, horse duvet and pillowcase, horse lamp, not even joking but literally anything that had horses on it, i had it. I didn’t play with Barbies or dolls, I played with horse figurines. I had like 2 baskets filled with horse figures of all shapes and sizes. I even stole a Lego horse from kindergarten. I’d play with my horse figures the same way you’d play with Barbies, making up scenarios and all of that jazz. I did have a few Barbie things. I specifically remember a battery operated walking horse.

I did have an equestrian Barbie that I sometimes played with (I think she came with the horse?) She was only brought out when I needed a human in my stories and I usually tossed her aside after she served her purpose 💀

Ken told the other Kens that horses were men-extenders…well in my world, Barbies are horse-extenders

[shari-berri]

I just know that Barbieland is fucking terrifying and some next level nightmare fuel if the abarbinations I see on tiktok exist there

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I wonder if the barbie hook thing from Toy Story is there?

[shari-berri]

Just saw the Barbie movie for the second time and here are some things I noticed

Allan being the only one really worried about Ken when he gets yeeted from the waves (his screaming sent me lmao)

During the Malibu war there were just like 4 guys just dancing

In the weird montage of patriarchy there was a section with stonks

When the Mattel execs are scrambling into the car to chase Barbie, two of the guys are like holding hands and pulling each other into the car

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I love that it’s basically canon that Ken has a praise kink

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Real talk, nobody is talking about Barbie’s transformation into a human and I’m just appalled. We saw how she struggled to drink tea and this just proves that everything is foreign to her. Obviously she would struggle getting the hang of things but like what about going to the bathroom. They’ve never experienced human anything. To a former doll, having a full bladder would feel like a horrifying new sensation probably like death. Literally any bodily function would be a nightmare!

[shari-berri]

Can we just talk about the fact that Mattel is some magical fucking building where rooms are huge and magnified by 100%. Like the scene with Ruth when Barbie is running from the CEO of the company.

Cuz like,,,I don’t think you understand how fucked my thought process is rn. Mattel somehow has the ability to resurrect Ruth’s ghost (I think that was mentioned, her being a ghost) and instead of using this life changing technology for something humanitarian they were just like: cool. And then shoved her in a room where her sole purpose is to, I assume, sit there and bake cookies and tea???

Like goddamn lmao

Ruth, materializing after Mattel performs some weird ass resurrecting magic: W-where am I?

Mattel: Omg it worked!!!! We brought back the ghost of Ruth! What do we do now? This could change so much!

Also Mattel: Ok so like,,,please sit in this impossibly big room in an impossibly big corridor compared to the size of our headquarters. Just sit here and make tea and cookies. K bye 👋

[shari-berri]

Ken would 110% say “This one’s for you Barbie”, shoot the basketball, and end up knocking himself out somehow

[shari-berri]

Barbie but instead Ken ends up in the Midwest and brings back farming and creates Kornland where all the Barbies and Kens are subservient to Kernel (hehe) Ken and his corn army