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PRIDE MONTH IS HERE, FUCKERS!

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hoow excited pride month woofympride

Let's go!!

*putting on eyeshadow and painting his nails already, blasting Chappelle Roan and Lady Gaga in background*

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Mmmhmmm... Woodsy, I'm bored!!

First of all, Don't call me 'Woodsy'. Second of all, me too. We can as well do something fun.

You're right. We're doing karaoke, Dawling.

Don't-

You've got no say in it~

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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What's the most chaotic thing you've done? I love hearing funny chaotic stories

huh... the most chaotic, hmm? Well, I remember, one night, it was Winter and it was first time in years Jessie been out in the snow, and me, Buzz and Jessie were out, and Buzz somehow fell asleep, so we putted snow on his armor, and waited for him to wake up. He looked SO funny. He banned me from cuddles for a week tho...

for me, it's while I played Truth or Dare with my friend (Barbie) and she dared me to wear a dress and sing "Primadonna" by Marina and The Diamonds. I LOVED it. She has it as her ringtone.

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Guys, why is there so quiet 😭 you can ask questions, I swear, I don't bite.

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Ahh.... The world is quiet here. I'm BORREDDD

(yes, pink is Diva Woody)

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Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

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Just found out about Diva Woody. What the fuck. (Yes, I met him, he really is rambling about how he wish he had long hair, so he could do dramatic hair flip. He also said he wants to join in answering questions.)

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hi woody! do you perhaps have a crush on a certain space ranger~? hehe

Hehe~ Maybe 👀

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Did you ever called Duke 'Buzz' by accident?

...yeah. Multiple times honestly...

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ASK ME THINGS!

Howdy! I'm Woody and you can easily ask me all kind of questions!