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We made a sexy golem at D&D last night. Still have to glue on the wand arm and the cannon arm next week. We also reprogrammed a Murat to fight for us at the huge battle next week. So excited!

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Grim’s Mercy

(Legendary, must be attuned by a Valkyrie)

This long, slender, pure white, ivory spear with small, silver wings on the end of it was originally owned by the infamous Elven Valkyrie, Sannvörn, the Merciful Grimmess. It has the versatile, light, finesse, and thrown (20/120) properties.

The spear does 1d10 piercing damage + 1d10 radiant/necrotic (your choice) damage. If wielding as a 2-handed melee weapon the piercing damage increases to 1d12.

On a hit, the target is also engulfed in an ethereal wisp of black and white swirling smoke. The target’s Hit Point Maximum is reduced by the amount of radiant/necrotic damage you inflict and you or an ally within 30 feet of you (whom you can see) increase your Hit Points & Hit Point Maximum the same amount. Both Max HPs are reset after a Long Rest. Additionally, the target cannot regain hit points while their HP Maximum is reduced.

If thrown, immediately after it hits or misses, the spear flies back to your hand.

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Grim’s Mercy

(Legendary, must be attuned by a Valkyrie)

This long, slender, pure white, ivory spear with small, silver wings on the end of it was originally owned by the infamous Elven Valkyrie, Sannvörn, the Merciful Grimmess. It has the versatile, light, finesse, and thrown (20/120) properties.

The spear does 1d10 piercing damage + 1d10 radiant/necrotic (your choice) damage. If wielding as a 2-handed melee weapon the piercing damage increases to 1d12.

On a hit, the target is also engulfed in an ethereal wisp of black and white swirling smoke. The target’s Hit Point Maximum is reduced by the amount of radiant/necrotic damage you inflict and you or an ally within 30 feet of you (whom you can see) increase your Hit Points & Hit Point Maximum the same amount. Both Max HPs are reset after a Long Rest. Additionally, the target cannot regain hit points while their HP Maximum is reduced.

If thrown, immediately after it hits or misses, the spear flies back to your hand.

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Something something D&D

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Band of Love & Zeal

(Legendary, must be attuned)

While wearing this ring you gain Fire Resistance, proficiency in Draconic, and once per turn you may use a charge of the ring to be immune to fire until your next turn. You have 2 total charges that reset after a long rest. If this ring is given to you by a paramour you both gain +1 to AC and gain 10 temporary hit points while wearing it. You regain the temporary hit points after each long rest.

It's a wide, plain platinum band with engraving on the inside in Draconic that reads "Tua Orveka & Qila Zai / forever with love & zeal, bound in conflagration & carnage".

(On the planet Usztai, Qila Zai was a dragonborn who married Tua Orveka before Tua turned into the dragon goddess Tuaterakona.)

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Band of Love & Zeal

(Legendary, must be attuned)

While wearing this ring you gain Fire Resistance, proficiency in Draconic, and once per turn you may use a charge of the ring to be immune to fire until your next turn. You have 2 total charges that reset after a long rest. If this ring is given to you by a paramour you both gain +1 to AC and gain 10 temporary hit points while wearing it. You regain the temporary hit points after each long rest.

It's a wide, plain platinum band with engraving on the inside in Draconic that reads "Tua Orveka & Qila Zai / forever with love & zeal, bound in conflagration & carnage".

(On the planet Usztai, Qila Zai was a dragonborn who married Tua Orveka before Tua turned into the dragon goddess Tuaterakona.)

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I think I’m finally gonna make good on my promise and spend the afternoon copying over a bunch of homebrew stuff to post this afternoon!

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The Poetess

(light, finesse, thrown (20/60)

Must be attuned by a Bard, and can be used as an arcane focus

A penknife that’s also a pen. It’s about 3 inches long with a retractable 3 inch blade. It’s dark blue with specks of white and green and the blade is a green electrum-steel alloy. It’s also known as “Baziel’s Barb”.

+1 to melee attacks and damage with weapon

+1 to spell save dc and spell attacks (when using as arcane focus)

Does 2d4 + DEX/STR piercing damage

Target must make a CHA save (bard’s spell save dc) or take an additional 2d4 psychic damage and be compelled to rhyme when speaking for the next minute. For the next minute each time they don’t rhyme they take 1d4 psychic damage.

For the next minute (if they fail the charisma save) you know the location of the target if you’re both on the same plane of existence. You know this because of the magical ink within the pen that was injected into the target when they were struck.

(If using 5e rules, when you attack with one light weapon you can attack with the penknife on the same action instead of using a bonus action.

If using 2024 rules, you can attack twice with the penknife as your second light weapon attack.)

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The Sandman

Medium fey, any alignment

Armor Class: 15

Hit Points: 80 (10d12 + 19)

Speed: 30 ft.

STR 9 (-1) DEX 15 (+2) CON 20 (+5)

INT 15 (+2) WIS 19 (+4) CHA 14 (+2)

Saving Throws: Con +8, Wis +7

Skills: Arcana +8, Deception +5, Insight +7, Intimidation +5, Perception +7, Persuasion +5, Sleight of Hand +5, Stealth +8

Damage Resistances: poison, psychic; bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical attacks

Condition Immunities: charmed, exhaustion, poisoned, stunned, unconscious

Senses: blindsight 10 ft., darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 17

Languages: Common, Draconic, Sylvan, Undercommon

Challenge: 7 (2,900 XP)

Abilities

Eyes Open: You can see normally when in magical darkness.

Well Rested:  At the start of each of his turn, the Sandman regains 10hp.

Innate Spellcasting: You have the innate ability to cast certain spells. Your Spellcasting Modifier for these spells is Constitution. Your Spell Save DC = 16.

You know the spells Sleep, Misty Step, and Detect Thoughts. You can cast them as if they were cantrips.

You can also cast the following spells each once per day: Charm Person, Dream, Moonbeam, Darkness, Bestow Curse.

Learned Spellcaster: As a spellcaster you have 2 Level 1 spell slots, 2 Level 2 spell slots, and 3 Level 3 spell slots. They recharge after a Long Rest.

You may cast any of your innate spells using spell slots if you wish. Your Spellcasting Modifier is Constitution. Your Spell Save DC = 16.

You also have the following spells always prepared: Invisibility, Mind Spike, and Vicious Mockery.

War Caster:  You have advantage on Constitution saving throws that you make to maintain your concentration on a spell when you take damage.

You can perform the somatic components of spells even when you have weapons or a shield in one or both hands.

When a hostile creature's movement provokes an opportunity attack from you, you can use your reaction to cast a spell at the creature, rather than making an opportunity attack. The spell must have a casting time of 1 action and must target only that creature.

Actions

The Pricker: You have a long staff with a blade on its end. You can use an Action to attack with the blade. +6 to hit, 10ft reach, 2d6 + Constitution modifier piercing damage. If the target was hit with this attack they must make a Constitution Saving Throw of DC 15 or be Stunned until the start of their next turn.

Bonus Actions

Recharge: As a Bonus Action, you can restore a number of hit points equal to 1d12 + Constitution modifier. You can do this a number of times equal to your Constitution Modifier.

Out of Sight: As a Bonus Action, you can cast Misty Step. You teleport to your new location invisibly. You stay invisible until the start of your next turn, or unless you cast a spell or make an attack.

Bluntly: As a Bonus Action immediately after hitting with the Pricker you may turn the staff around and use the blunt end to hit the target or another target within 5ft of you. +6 to hit, 10ft reach, 1d4 + Constitution Modifier bludgeoning damage.

Reactions

Bag of Sand: When a creature within 5ft of you hits you with an attack, you may take a Reaction to reach into your bag and throw sand in their face. They need to reroll the attack and take the lower number.

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I’ve been dormant for a while, but I’m awake again!

I’m working on putting together a one-shot, so expect a bunch of new homebrew stuff coming!

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The Sandman

Medium fey, any alignment

Armor Class: 15

Hit Points: 80 (10d12 + 19)

Speed: 30 ft.

STR 9 (-1) DEX 15 (+2) CON 20 (+5)

INT 15 (+2) WIS 19 (+4) CHA 14 (+2)

Saving Throws: Con +8, Wis +7

Skills: Arcana +8, Deception +5, Insight +7, Intimidation +5, Perception +7, Persuasion +5, Sleight of Hand +5, Stealth +8

Damage Resistances: poison, psychic; bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical attacks

Condition Immunities: charmed, exhaustion, poisoned, stunned, unconscious

Senses: blindsight 10 ft., darkvision 120 ft., passive Perception 17

Languages: Common, Draconic, Sylvan, Undercommon

Challenge: 7 (2,900 XP)

Abilities

Eyes Open: You can see normally when in magical darkness.

Well Rested:  At the start of each of his turn, the Sandman regains 10hp.

Innate Spellcasting: You have the innate ability to cast certain spells. Your Spellcasting Modifier for these spells is Constitution. Your Spell Save DC = 16.

You know the spells Sleep, Misty Step, and Detect Thoughts. You can cast them as if they were cantrips.

You can also cast the following spells each once per day: Charm Person, Dream, Moonbeam, Darkness, Bestow Curse.

Learned Spellcaster: As a spellcaster you have 2 Level 1 spell slots, 2 Level 2 spell slots, and 3 Level 3 spell slots. They recharge after a Long Rest.

You may cast any of your innate spells using spell slots if you wish. Your Spellcasting Modifier is Constitution. Your Spell Save DC = 16.

You also have the following spells always prepared: Invisibility, Mind Spike, and Vicious Mockery.

War Caster:  You have advantage on Constitution saving throws that you make to maintain your concentration on a spell when you take damage.

You can perform the somatic components of spells even when you have weapons or a shield in one or both hands.

When a hostile creature's movement provokes an opportunity attack from you, you can use your reaction to cast a spell at the creature, rather than making an opportunity attack. The spell must have a casting time of 1 action and must target only that creature.

Actions

The Pricker: You have a long staff with a blade on its end. You can use an Action to attack with the blade. +6 to hit, 10ft reach, 2d6 + Constitution modifier piercing damage. If the target was hit with this attack they must make a Constitution Saving Throw of DC 15 or be Stunned until the start of their next turn.

Bonus Actions

Recharge: As a Bonus Action, you can restore a number of hit points equal to 1d12 + Constitution modifier. You can do this a number of times equal to your Constitution Modifier.

Out of Sight: As a Bonus Action, you can cast Misty Step. You teleport to your new location invisibly. You stay invisible until the start of your next turn, or unless you cast a spell or make an attack.

Bluntly: As a Bonus Action immediately after hitting with the Pricker you may turn the staff around and use the blunt end to hit the target or another target within 5ft of you. +6 to hit, 10ft reach, 1d4 + Constitution Modifier bludgeoning damage.

Reactions

Bag of Sand: When a creature within 5ft of you hits you with an attack, you may take a Reaction to reach into your bag and throw sand in their face. They need to reroll the attack and take the lower number.

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DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

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Please check out my music on Spotify!

I have one album up right now.

It’s pretty lo-fi acoustic queer indie stuff.

I’m in the process of putting a new album together.

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Check out my first album (from 2015) up on Spotify! It’s available on all other music streaming services as well!

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Tethered - an Imodna (Critical Role) fanmix

Imogen: (hugging Laudna) I love you so much.

Laudna: I love you more than anything.

Imogen: You're my tether, Laudna. Sometimes I feel like I'm about to float away, but as long as you're there...

Laudna: You quite literally pulled me from darkness and death. That tether... goes beyond this realm and this life. You've got this.

Imogen: We've got this.

// 1. DDRMR - Vegeta’s Hell’s Bells Theme // 2. Halsey - Bells in Santa Fe // 3. Rasputina - Bad Moon Rising // 4. Anya Marina - Tethered to the Dark // 5. Twin Tribes - Shadows // 6. She Wants Revenge - A Hundred Kisses // 7. Alice Phoebe Lou - Witches // 8. Julia Sheer - Give Your Heart a Break // 9. Amaris - Undead // 10. Lebanon Hanover - Kiss Me Until My Lips Fall Off // 11. Starbenders - BITCHES BE WITCHES // 12. MARINA - Immortal // 13. Wolf Girl - Dream Partner // 14. Dead Man’s Bones - My Body’s a Zombie For You // 15. Yuna - Lullabies (Adventure Club Remix) // 16. Mareux - The Perfect Girl // 17. Adna - Beautiful Hell // 18. Lana Del Rey - Born To Die (Woodkid & The Shoes Remix) // 19. Nightcomber - Witchcraft (Ft. Jenny Owen Youngs) // 20. vivi rincon- if we lived on the moon //

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It’s super long, but here’s my wlw Imodna fanmix for Critical Role.

Tethered - An Imodna/Critical Role WLW Fanmix

1. DDRMR - Vegeta Hell's Bells Theme // 2. Halsey - Bells in Santa Fe // 3. Brandi Carlile - Raise Hell // 4. Tamberlin - possessed // 5. Esmé Patterson - No River // 6. L7 - Moonshine // 7. Twin Tribes - Shadows // 8. Stevie Nicks - Sorcerer // 9. girl in red - dead girl in the pool. // 10. Julia Sheer - Give Your Heart a Break // 11. Nervus - Sick Sad World // 12. Laura Jane Grace - SuperNatural Possession // 13. Amaris - Undead // 14. Haroula Rose - Lavender Moon // 15. Jenny Owen Youngs - Your Apartment // 16. Anya Marina - Tethered to the Dark // 17. Hozier - NFWMB // 18. The Civil Wars - Dust to Dust // 19. salvia palth - (dream) // 20. Lana Del Rey - Season of the Witch // 21. Dorothy - Raise Hell // 22. She Wants Revenge - A Hundred Kisses // 23. The Naked and Famous - Bells // 24. Dream, Ivory - Dream, Ivory // 25. DDRMR, Kelsey Luo - Lullabies // 26. In Love With a Ghost - I Was Feeling Down, I Found a Nice Witch and We're Friends // 27. Rasputina - Bad Moon Rising // 28. Alice Phoebe Lou - Witches // 29. Tanner Adell - Strawberry Crush // 30. Lebanon Hanover - Kiss Me Until My Lips Fall Off // 31. Turnover - Like Slow Disappearing // 32. Jenny Owen Youngs - Teenage Dream // 33. Wolf Girl - Dream Partner // 34. MARINA - Immortal // 35. Adna - Beautiful Hell // 36. The XX - Together // 37. Emily Jane White - Hands // 38. Dead Man's Bones - My Body's a Zombie For You // 39. Adna - Dreamer // 40. Sarah McLachlan - Possession // 41. Against Me! - Two Coffins // 42. Nick Drake - Pink Moon // 43. Starbenders - BITCHES BE WITCHES // 44. MisterWives - Dreams // 45. Yuna - Lullabies (Adventure Club Remix) // 46. Turnover - Disintegration // 47. girl in red - we fell in love in october // 48. Mother Mother - Arms Tonite // 49. Mareux - The Perfect Girl // 50. Lana Del Rey - Born To Die (Woodkid & The Shoes Remix) // 51. Nightcomber, Jenny Owen Youngs - Witchcraft // 52. vivi rincon - if we lived on the moon //

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I’m working on revamping my pantheon and creation myths. Trying to change some details so they’re not like any existing dnd works. Arrack Nipal was loosely based on Lolth. I think im changing her name to Arush Nipal to move away from the spider theme.

I’ll add updates as I work on them. I’m working on a celestial family tree. I added new gods: Windolo, Meliasken, Kilin.