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[shittyspellcaster]

To everyone wondering where my new evil lair is: why would I tell anyone?

[shittyspellcaster]

Why would I tell anyone?

Moving to another evil lair right now, hopefully this one would be even more hidden.

[shittyspellcaster]

Moving to another evil lair right now, hopefully this one would be even more hidden.

[shittyspellcaster]

Kaboom!

You are now silly for the rest of your life :3

[shittyspellcaster]

Yeah, someone stole mine. I could always just get another, though.

yall want some fun potions? I got a whole bunch

-Extreme Pissing

-Uncontrollable Levitation

-the one where whatever you say is in rhyme (Sorry guys I forgot the name)

Want the recipe? You just gotta find a merchant who has a copy of Book of Malicious Alchemy. I know some who mass bought before the Wizard Council banned them.

[shittyspellcaster]

Sure! Just remember though, whoever drinks this potion pisses hard for an hour straight. Anyway here you go :D

yall want some fun potions? I got a whole bunch

-Extreme Pissing

-Uncontrollable Levitation

-the one where whatever you say is in rhyme (Sorry guys I forgot the name)

Want the recipe? You just gotta find a merchant who has a copy of Book of Malicious Alchemy. I know some who mass bought before the Wizard Council banned them.

[shittyspellcaster]

yall want some fun potions? I got a whole bunch

-Extreme Pissing

-Uncontrollable Levitation

-the one where whatever you say is in rhyme (Sorry guys I forgot the name)

Want the recipe? You just gotta find a merchant who has a copy of Book of Malicious Alchemy. I know some who mass bought before the Wizard Council banned them.

[shittyspellcaster]

THAT'S IT!

I CAST CURSE OF PERMANENT HAIR IN BACK OF YOUR THROAT

HOW WILL YOU SLEEP TONIGHT NOW, HUH?

[shittyspellcaster]

Guys What if we gave away food, but we soak it with potions of Spontaneous Combustion? It'd be really funny to see people explode

[shittyspellcaster]

Hello

hey did you know you can just. reblog any post with “10k to me”. even it already has 10k you can still do it

you can’t do it to this one though

[shittyspellcaster]

*Vomits on your robes and disappears*

ruh roh

[shittyspellcaster]

SHABANGALANG!!!

I now cast spell of infectious silliness on you... REBLOG TO SPREAD THE SILLY :3

[shittyspellcaster]

"Babies are all sweetness and light," that's the biggest lie in the history of wizardkind.

[shittyspellcaster]

im sorta burnt out from this ngl, imma stop posting for a while

[shittyspellcaster]

I could get pizza

Y'know what! Screw the Council! I'll practice whatever magic I want!

What are they going to do? Arrest me?

[shittyspellcaster]

Oh, I went down to Australia and got some magpies. They have a big lust for blood.

Sorry I haven't been posting, I've been casting brainwashing spells onto birds and forcing them to attack anyone they see.

[shittyspellcaster]

Sorry I haven't been posting, I've been casting brainwashing spells onto birds and forcing them to attack anyone they see.