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I don't support bullying kids online but.

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Id watch it

i want like a serious fred movie where like he wakes up and everything is normal and hes watching tv and eating cereal and then he realizes that hes never actually interacted with another person ever only ever animals and he starts breathing hard and shaking and he puts his cereal down and peers outside and its just this incredibly empty suburban neighborhood with an overcast sky. and he walks outside and theres like nobody as he walks down the streets you can hear dogs but never see them and like he eventually walks all the way to like a walmart and its just empty and you can hear the buzzing of the overhead lights and he walks in and just breaks down sobbing and after a bit of that he just starts tearing shit off of the shelves and breaking things and shoving chips in his mouth while crying idk something like that. i think it could be funny

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i hope desperately to see the collapse of disney in my lifetime

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Today a sophomore boy came up to me in the hallway and did the whole 'fly hand rub' thing and said "hey shawty, can I get your number?"

MANS JUST CALLED ME SHAWTY LMAO

I laughed in his face and kept walking omfg

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Don't yall worry, I have more.

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you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference

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I'm in your walls😍🥵🤠

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Your face confuses me so I am going to spit onto your car.

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babies come from when a daddy likes a mommys posts so much

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ya'll people that volunteeringly eat sour candy.

You've made a new enemy.

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Bully: you're short >:(

Me: you look like you only wipe once, and you don't make exceptions to that rule.

Bully:..

Me:...

*epic dance battle*

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PLEASE I CANT STOP HEARING THE BUSSY BUS SONG

BUSSYBUS AYE BUSSYBUS

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Due to unforseen circumstances I will not be girlbossing or gatekeeping today.

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Moms love me.

I'm afraid of fish.