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Iddeas go brrrrr

I've gotten the most random ideas that mostly have to do with Dottore having someone sane in his life[platonically] or just causing chaos with them somewhere. Random idea for a twin for Dottore who gets transported to the Obey me world and causes chaos there. I've not even seen any obey me content for like two years now. I just saw some random fic of it while looking at crackfics. Anyways, gonna go back to grinding to level up Tooth Fairy.

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Foam Kangaroo

WHAT DID VERTIN DO TO THE KANAGROO??? IT HAS BEEF WITH HER NOSE????? VERTIN SEEMS SO UNBOTEHRED!! I wish to be this unbothered in life.

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Yesh

Finally have enough storage to get Reverse: 1999. I've had it for two days now and Pavia finally came home. Happy hours. I love this silly Italian man so much that it isn't funny. Now to figure out how to grind to get his Leap of the Wolf skin. Anyways happy hours.

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Yuji x Diasomnia

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Malleus

🐉👑

Malleus would be interested by Yuji. He has a warm aura around him, similar to Kalim's aura yet there is also some spots of darkness in Yuji's aura. Malleus does try to understand who and where Yuji came from as it interested him. Yuji kinda fears Malleus as he is much taller than him and Gojo-sensei. Yuji chills in the dorm from time to time but is mostly out and about. If Yuji was apart of this dorm, he would be like another chaos child. Most people is Diasomnia either fear him because they saw him kick some guy through a building[old building in the forest] or are indifferent to him. They have the great Malleus in their dorm and a chaos child who is strong enough to maybe rival him in pure strength but that's something for another day.

Lilia

🦇⚔

Lilia loves to randomly spook Yuji but appearing out of nowhere. Yuji doesn't scream but just stays in place before laughing it off. It reminds him of Gojo-sensei and his random visits while all the first years train. Yuji is the no.1 part-time guard for the kitchen and keeping Lilia out of it. Bro somehow didn't die after eating Lilia's cooking but was sick for a few days afterwards. Lilia is one of the very small amount of people who really pay attention to Yuji's random actions. It could be him slamming a hand over his cheek, hand, or other part of his body or grumbling to himself about "Sukuna" being a bothered. If Yuji was apart of the dorm, he is no.1 guard of the kitchen full-time. Maybe Lilia would get him into some online games so they can waste away but mostly leaves Yuji to fit in on his own. Maybe kinda views him as a mix of Sebek and Silver.

Sebek

🐊⚔

Sebek has a lot to say about Yuji but doesn't say most of this thoughts because Malleus seems to have some type of interest in this strange human. Sebek has tried to fight Yuji is just a fist fight, lost and had his shit rocked, and stuck in the infirmary for like 2 days. Yuji did help with keeping Silver awake when he dozed off but that was about it. If Yuji was apart of this dorm, non stop fights between the two. Sebek always loses but never stops trying. Mostly views Yuji as an annoying human but useful training buddy. {Yuji didn't sign up for this but okay.} On okay terms with Yuji overall.

Silver

💤⚔

"Yuji? Who is that? Sorry I can't remember anyone of that name." is what Silver says right after any of his naps. Poor boy doesn't remember him mostly because hs is next to Malleus's side, napping away, or doing school work. He isn't that mixed into the right crowds but the animals near him seem to like him, mostly the younger animals. If Yuji was apart of the dorm, Silver would know more about him but still not remember him right off the bat. Yuji is kinda the person they send out to find Silver and they appear like several hours later with battle wounds.

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Tehe

I've had like no motivation to write but when I do, it is angst with little fluff. Anyways ima start posting again. I love these silly emojis but be ready to see a ton of angst shit, shitposts, or fluff!

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Yuji x Ignihyde

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Idia

👾🎮

Idia avoids Yuji like the plague. Yuji's sunshine personality is too much for him. He fears Yuji and will use any way to avoid him. He spends more effort to figure out ways to avoid Yuji than he puts into his classes. He only chats to Yuji when he has to. Poor boy will have a breakdown if he has to spend any moment with Yuji.

Ortho

🤖👾

Ortho views Yuji has another cool student at NRC. He sometimes follows Yuji around to learn about Yuji, his world, and what goes on in his world. Ortho thinks it is right out of some Sci-fi movie mixed with some Horror. Ortho thinks Yuji is such an amazing person and always wants to hear more from Yuji. He thinks Malleus and Yuji are super duper cool cause they are so powerful and have interesting stories to share.

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Yuji x Pomefiore

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Vil

🪞👑

Honest to god wants to smack Yuji into next week. Vil thinks Yuji could take better care of his skin as he is very handsome/pretty. He doesn't like Yuji being around as he somewhat undoes all the work he does to keep Epel in line. Does view Yuji as a nuisance to the dorm, whenever he does come over, he ends up somehow causing a big mess in the dorm. Vil only really tolerates Yuji because Rook says he is interesting and the fact Epel seems to be more prone to accepting things after the day Yuji visits.

Rook

🏹🌄

Yuji's no.1 stalker(honestly he is everyone's no.1 stalker). He fucking follows Yuji nearly everwhere[only stops when he is with Kalim] along with him trying to figure out why Yuji talks to himself or sometimes slam a spot on his face/hand as if he was trying to hide something. Rook's always trying to figure out Yuji's secrets or as to why he is so fucking physically strong without magic.

Epel

🍎🏂

Epel loves spending time with Yuji because though he looks so pretty/handsome, he is super strong. Epel views Yuji like how you would view an idol or someone who you look up to. He wants to get strong and Yuji is like proof for him that you can look soft(sometimes) but be super strong. He has some time with Yuji to train despite his busy schedule at the school, he always makes sure to have some time to spend with Epel. Yuji isn't one to ignore any of his friends without a valid reason and always wants to protect his friends.

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Yuji x Scarabia

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Kalim

☀👑

Sunshine babies. They spend a lot of time together. Jamil ends up having to keep them on those leash backpacks because they will just run off with each other and somehow get into the biggest danger. Just think of them accidentally waking up a very dangerous animal because they wanted the pretty flower inside its cave. They do sometimes help each other when it comes to stuff such as them hanging out to find ways to study with their overactive minds. [I headcannon that Kalim just has undiagnosed ADHD while Yuji has it diagnosed but is still struggling to find good ways to lock into studying.] They do try cooking but Kalim ends up burning water somehow.

Jamil

🐍🌀

Yuji helps Jamil when cooking sometimes because he likes cooking for people as it makes him feel happy with people around him. Jamil does feel a bit weird about Yuji because he sometimes grumbles about "Sukuna" and "He won't shut up" while they cook. Also sometimes when Yuji reaches for small foods, they disappear in his hand. Jamil has to keep Yuji and Kalim away from anything glitter-like or something that is very fucking hard to clean up. [Ie. glitter, small stickers that rarely come off easily, confetti, or anything else.]

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Yuji x Octavinelle

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Azul

🐙📜

Surprisingly dislikes Yuji. Not only because he isn't one to be tricked without him suddenly gaining foresight of what deals to accept, not accept, or just outright refuse. Azul only tolerates him after Yuji by accident stumbled into the lake he used for him to relax in his octopus form. Outright banned him from ordering more then 4 items from the lounge as he would eat them out of a lounge if they didn't limit him, it's like he has more than one mouth to feed while he eats[Sukuna :p]. Would have to use food bait to even get a chance to meet him to make a deal cause he somehow got so busy within a few days of getting in the school. Like even more busy than Azul himself. Low key wants to know where he gets his deal information from.

{Sukuna wants to be the only one to have a deal over Yuji's head.}

Jade

🪸⛰

Kidnaps him on several outings so he can go with him into the mountains. Would murder for him to have free time to eat his mushroom dishes. Jade would force him to go on these outings, ignoring whatever plans he had during those days to the point Yuji HAD to make some free periods in his schedule or risk losing out on something cause of Jade 'kidnapping' him. Jade treats him like a little kid to some degree. Will gladly tease the living daylights out of him if he could do so.

Floyd

🪸🏀

Does Floyd like Yuji? Depends. Often just drags Yuji to play basketball with him. Always pouts after losing to which Yuji has to go get Jade or Azul to deal with Floyd who will just lay down on the floor and whine. Doesn't know what nickname[pls help here] to give him so just calls him basketball fish. Zones out with whatever Yuji is talking about and just nods his head. Was knocked out by Yuji after seeing him chase after 'Goldfish' aka Riddle who was going to either collar Yuji for not helping or run towards him. Yuji gets little kid treatment as well but to a higher degree cause why not?

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Yuji x Savanaclaw Headcannons

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Leona Kingscholar

🦁♔

Leona finds Yuji to be annoying cause of his high energy. He does like the fact that Yuji doesn't take insults without some push back, by that he means him totally bodying a student or happily introducing them to the infirmary bed in a VERY close way. He does note that he is a hard worker as he often trains with the guys to get stronger or learn something new about fighting. If Yuji was apart of the dorm, several students would always be missing as they were in the infirmary. He does find him to be useful and pushes Ruggie to go to HIM for help if the dorm guys start to act out.

Ruggie Bucchi

🐆♲

Ruggie LOVES spending time with Yuji, mostly because he has him chat up a person as he steals from them. He does find Yuji to be a bit annoying and way too similar to Kalim. Does use whatever recipes Yuji makes with him to use up the leftover foods. Drags Yuji to help him wake up Leona. If Yuji was apart of the dorm, Ruggie would by default go to Yuji for anything to do with waking up Leona or when the Savanaclaw guys start to act out of line. Best bud to use to get free food cause Yuji is just a good-hearted person and Ruggie does sometimes feel bad about using him.

Jack Howl

🐺🌨

TRAINING BROS!!! Yuji and Jack are always seen together in any place that has to do with training. Jack enjoys the fact he has someone who he is closer to beating than his Housewarden. Both have shirts that say 'RESPECT WOMAN OR GET YOUR ASS BEAT!' and wonder why they get into so many fights daily. Jack views Yuji as a younger brother despite them being nearly the same age. If Yuji was apart of the dorm, they would basically be the ones in charge after Ruggie and Leona. They would be known for being in fights on a daily basis. Close buds[closer than normal] and hang out with Kalim + Jamil after any training or workout with them to get them gains.

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ꕥTracking of my fixationsꕥ

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Fandoms: KNY, JJK, Reverse: 1999[early stages], Twisted Wonderland, TNMN, ORV[webtoon], ....

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Jujutsu Kaisen x Twisted Wonderland: First idea

Kalim and Yuji Headcannons

Headcannons of Heartslabyul

Headcannons of Savanaclaw

Headcannons of Octavinelle

Heacannons of Scarabia

Headcannons of Pomefiore

Heacannons of Ignihyde

Heacannons of Diasomnia

Side story in the JJK world

Headcannons of the staff

Headcannons of RSA

Relationships

Sukuna being a asshole in TWST

Life in TWST

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Yuji x Heartslabyul Headcannons

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Riddle Rosehearts

🌹♕ Riddle doesn't like Yuji, mostly. Yuji was almost always late to the Unbirthday parties, but he did bring good baked goods so no trouble there. Always breaking the rules in the sense of not following the uniform rules, skipping class for fun, stealing the hedgehogs[they were returned later], and many more things. He does see him as respectable in some sense after seeing Yuji focus really hard to pass the lessons so he wouldn't get scolded by his Housewarden.

Trey Clover

🥣♧

Trey finds him interesting in what he cooks. Yuji often makes things from Japan in the kitchen and was shocked that they don't have it. Yuji makes some [insert good Japanese food] and was shocked that they don't have it. He often acts as a taste tester as despite him always enjoying Trey's food, he is honest in what he says of what could be fixed or changed in said recipe. Trey makes him protein brownies when he has free time in return for Yuji teaching him these other-worldly foods.

Cater Diamond

📱♢ Cater uses Yuji a lot in many of his photos. [Think of that meme where a guy has a girl resting on his arm as he does 💪] Yuji does that with Cater as he uses it a lot for good photos from a higher view or to use said pose as a photo opportunity. He loves to dress Yuji up in different dorm outfits [from old students from said dorm] or others as Yuji is very photogenic.

Ace Trappola

🪄♡

Ace can't for the life of him figure out if his magic tricks work on Yuji or if he is just watching him just to see him get nervous. Yuji acts like his brother and once again, Ace is stuck being the one to deal with the consequences of whatever crazy prank/plan Yuji has. Both play basketball to bond but Ace has yet to score a goal with Yuji on defense.

Deuce Spade

🚲♤

Deuce and Yuji are boxing buddies. Yuji is the one to fix his punches and does win most of the time. Both still end up in the infirmary after each session. They both are a bit dense in the head when it comes to studying and Riddle ends up being their tutor. Both will throw hands if anyone fucks with their food or talks shit about how they were raised. Major supporters of women's rights and will be the ones you should be scared of if you are being a sexist or misogynist. Friendly terms with the nurse as they are there often and drag their victims there. [Ends up with scolding from Riddle for hours and Yuji is either scolded by his Dormwarden/Vice-warden or let off.] It depends on which dorm he got into. Leona would let him off the hook, Ruggie would say for him to pick their pockets next time, Malleus would just give him the duty of being with Sebek for a day, and Lillia would just smile before giving him a quick lesson to how to hide bodies.

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Yuji and Kalim Head cannons

Yuji and Kalim often are found skipping class and play with wild animals with Kalim often being surrounded by birds and Yuji being surrounded by black cats.

Yuji and Kalim are now the two biggest stress causes in Jamil's life.

They often make games out of hiding from Jamil and Yuji shares how he is very similar to his friend, Megumi in which he tries to keep them in line.

The eye slits on Yuji's face sometimes open and do freak out some students but Kalim just finds it super cool cause it is an extra pair of eyes to keep you protected, kinda like how Jafar's parrot is there with him as a extra pair of (bird) eyes.

The duo are now called the "Sunshine puppy duo" around campus.

They may or may not have been the ones to run from Crowley's office with treats for the stray animals that Crowley had to hid/buy from Sam's shop.

Kalim was all ears for listening to Yuji rant about his home as Kalim could understand some of his stress and issues.

Guess who is the one in charge of the duo besides Jamil?....CREWEL!

Crewel has to literally find new ways to teach Yuji about the customs of this world after realizing that he wasn't getting any information in the way that he normally teaches his students. So far having an educational movie on to teach this stuff has been working so far.

The puppy duo wear matching clothing with Jamil having to make sure it wasn't anything dumb but mostly Kalim is good about picking the matching clothes.

Yuji mentioned once about his new favorite snack from Sam's shop and Kalim went in the next day and bought everything from that snack brand that was in stock. So now Yuji has a very LARGE supply of these snacks, Jamil is currently dying on the inside while watching the duo mess around.

When one student tried to fight Yuji as they were jealous of how well he was getting along with Kailm, he beat their ass into next week. [The student had to stay in the infirmary for a week :3]

The "Sunshine puppy duo" are very chaotic but it is chaotic good. They don't mean any real harm but just in playful fun. Jamil ends up having to scold the duo for 2-5 hours for whatever they do.

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Twisted Wonderland x JJK idea

Sooo I've been reading a lot of twst fanfic/brain rot ideas and I kinda got inspired to make a crossover. This wouldn't be a long story but it would be Yuji getting transported over to twst due to a Cursed Spirit that was able to manipulate the area around them/make portals. As a last effort to survive, it poured all of its Cursed energy into a last portal. It was killed right before it could enter by Yuji slamming his fist into its head. However, he slid on the blood/dead corpse as blood poured out of the hole in its head. So the first-years and Gojo are trying to figure out how to get him back, cause right after that, the Cursed energy lvls in the world went crazy. So now Yuji is in twst with Sukuna at 3-5 fingers so Yuji was very much in control. He gets into Savanaclaw or into Diasomnia, depending on how his soul is viewed. If Sukuna chose to bother the judging of his soul, he would def go to Diasomnia as he wouldn't want his disgusting host to be near more disgusting worms of the world.

Now our boy is stuck with trying to keep Sukuna quiet, figuring out a way home, and dealing with all the fucking drama there and *maybe* forming a small harem or smth cause he is a sunshine baby like Kalim, who fucking tackled him at the first meeting. Now Jamil has to deal with two Kalims with one being Yuji who might have sent a few students to the infirmary because they dare make fun of him being 'magic less' but he still can use Cursed energy but THESE HANDS ARE STRONG! (I will waste all my time to write this fanfic for fun and ignore my other twst once I get more ideas for this :3)

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I tots do not have a c.ai problem

Friends: "Why don't you ever repond? You always say your computer is lagging or your are busy." Me: "Cause I am busy and my computer does lag." What I am busy with/what causes my computer to lag:

^ Healthy advice: Don't spend all your day after school on c.ai and forget you have a life. :3

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Currently watching JJk again cause bored

This is just so funny. King of Curses is so done with the teen he is stuck with. Yuji, despite wanting him dead, is soo goofy. This is ep 6 and the whole first half of it is just so funny. Sukuna and Yuji's bickering is so funny cause they both act goofy to some degree while trying to be serious.

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Writing a fanifc for the Remarried Empress but I enjoy these memes to keep me sane.

Also not me reading a ton of threads on reddit about this and on the characters which is changing how I view this story when I have wrote 32 chapters in TwT