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Never

so I know a bunch of people who are like "I would love to go into my fanfictions and meet my OC."

But let's be honest here, I would die in less than 24 hours.

How do I say that I was the one who, killed off her mother cause she had cancer when she was six, and made her father abusive, and had her kill everyone in her realm because she couldn't help it?

Then with my other OC, I killed her whole civilization, and her siblings died right in front of her when she was eight, then she found love, been together for about five years, he got stabbed by someone because he pushed her out of the way, A week later, finds out he was planning on proposing to her, then his mother committed suicide three months later.

The first one would end up creating an angry mob with torches and pitchforks and burn me alive.

The second one would just snap my neck.

In short, I NEVER want to go into my fanfictions, NEVER.

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Freaky dreams

so I keep having these weird dreams.

First I was fifteen and pregnant with my boyfriend abusive boyfriend Hans' child, and no I don't know how I brought frozen into this. Then I get kidnapped and my kidnappers couldn't tell I was pregnant. Then I see I book that said how to give birth by yourself. And asked my kidnapper if I could have this he then asked why then he understood and walked away with a pale face. Over time I have a beautiful healthy girl and all three of my kidnappers became my friends. My child and I grew up with the kidnappers and the rest is blurry.

Then I dreamt that the world was ending and fire was spreading through each state and turning into lava. The heat was off the charts and the temperature was over 700 degrees. Since everyone knew we were gonna die the laws were no more like a forever purge.

Then the world was ending again cause of zombies and the government was trying to freeze the whole world.

So do you wanna know what I watched each night before I went to bed and had these dreams?!

The freaking ladybug miraculous movie!!!

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Shifting

do any of you believe in shifting? I do. I haven't been able to switch yet but I've been real close. But I think you all know where I'm trying to go. Yes you are right I want to go into the reality of Maya and the three. No I don't want to be with Zatz. But I have one quest once I get there. KEEP MAYA AND ZATZ FROM DYING. I've got it all worked out.

Since I will be going to my desired reality I can have any features I want. I am going to pretty much have all the abilities of my OC and be my OC. But if I can turn into a raven along with lady Micte and Zatz I can grab Zatz out of Mictlan's mouth and save him, right?

If that works I need to go with Maya as she stabs the heart. I can either let her stay it and get her out of there as fast as possible or make some force field that will keep Maya from dying as she eggs the heart.

I am still working it out but yeah

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That's it!!!

A few words: hell hath no fury like a million fanfiction hungry maniacs.

I have read every worth it story on wattpad, I have read every updated webtoon, and I have rewatched my four hour show two times today. By now I would be working on my fanfictions but some people who have made a mistake stand in my way, no our way. I will begin war now who's with me?! Light your torches!!! Unleash your inner demon!!! Put this anger with the anger that trashata characters give you!!! Get ready to smell death!!! There will be no survivors only blood. Like I said earlier, hell hath no fury like a million fanfiction hungry maniacs...

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Never mind cause this is an emergency

Never mind about not posting I just won't do it often. We have a crisis on our hands and I believe you all know what it is...ao3 has been down for about 14 hours and I've been dying!!! I need to make more fanfictions I don't think I'll be able to make it!!! I will stay up all night if I have to for this urgent matter to be resolved.

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I'm done

so no more posts I'm sorry I have my reasons but I will take suggestions for fanfictions and keep in touch with the people I DM or whatever it freaking is. I will miss everyone so here for a reminder of all our good times together

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can you write a zatz and maya fanfiction about episode 8

Yes it's just going to take some time

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Happy

Ears

Loser

Peers

Tipsy

Heros

Elephants

Yappy

Antsy

Rodeo

Examine

And

Falling

Tiny

Eagle

Rats

Maximum

Earthworm

Bats

Earth

Cats

Audible

Umbrella

Snakes

Echo

Ibis

Few

Octopuses

Under

Nostalgic

Deer

Often

Uber

The

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10 posts!

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I need you guys to request for more fanfictions and ask more questions!!!

reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers

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New fanfiction!

I've got another fanfiction on ao3 called it's too difficult hope you enjoy I'm working on it right now so sorry this post is so small.

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YOU. NEED. TO. WRITE. A. ZATZ. FANFIC. 🙏🙏🙏🙏 PLEASE I BEG OF YOU 😩🙏IDC IF ITS SMUT, FLUFF(anything but angst please I don't have anymore tears to cry🥲)

Yeah I will try it isn't gonna be smut or anything but if you don't mind could you be more specific on zatz fanfic? Like do you mean write a story about sometime in his life or a Y/N thing or something other than that? either way it is going to be on ao3 and my account is the same name as my Tumblr account SImp4life3

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Simpitus

simpitus is the illness that simps get when looking at handsome faces of most of the time fictional characters. The symptoms: you can't stop talking or thinking of them 25\8. You have trouble breathing, blinking, talking correctly and not in gibberish or another language. You scream every time you see their face. Those are most of the symptoms for simpitus. Most of the time these characters are from a webtoon story or Netflix tv show here are mine for both of those things.

Zatz the prince of bats from limited series on Netflix called Maya And The Three.

Amon the divine beast from webtoon series that goes by the name My Gently Raised Beast.

I mean can you blame me they're what mainly gave me the illness that goes by the name simpitus (I made the illness)

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well that was unexpected

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Camp

so camp was...odd I'm just gonna start with the beginning

So after the 2 hour long ride from a town called Granbury to a camp in Stephenville we got off the bus and went to our cabins the girls went to one cabin and the boys to the other. We get in our cabin and choose our bunks me and my cousin bunked together and right above her on the ceiling was wait for it...water damage with black mold smack dab in the middle. Then it was time for lunch and we got burgers but with pale, slimy, oversized meat, It was disgusting. I forgot what dinner was so lets skip to a different time of day. So one of the girls got bullied from some older boy and he called her a a**hole (I don't say actual cuss words.) So then the guy counselor for my group tracked him down and got him in trouble he started crying and had that look on his face that said I'm in trouble for doing nothing wrong! So then it was bedtime and we have just a few problems turns out some people from another church had to go in our cabin so they were in our cabin also making two different churches in one cabin, not to mention how snobby they were. then one girl sleep walks and chose a top bunk so when we heard a bump in the middle of the night we weren't shocked. Then someone sleep talks and another girl sleep growls. Then the next night me and my cousin were walking around the camp ground and 3 boys got in front of us and said "where are the yahoos?!" Not yoohoos yahoos. And my cousin pointed one way and they said no the taco milk. Then I grabbed my flashlight and was about to hit them with it but they ran off before I could hit them. And remember the bully boy? Well we were in the showers and it was night and someone heard a knock at the door and opened it and saw him walking away! And no one knew where our cabin was other than the counselors and us so he followed one of us to our cabin! Finally it was the last day and at night our counselor let's us stay up till we fall asleep so were talking and guess what?! The counselor from the other church that was in our cabin got up clapped her hands and said "OK IT IS BEDTIME! WE HAVE TO WAKE UP TOMORROW SO YOU BETTER GO TO BED AND BE QUIET AND RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT QUIET MEANS!!!!!" we were giving her the dirtiest looks and clapped when one girl raised her hand😂 finally it was time to leave and I put on the Maya and the three sound track at full volume and passed out and once I got home I got on my device and started checking everything I needed to and went to Tumblr.

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Late Sadurday!?

I'm back!!! Now here is who my late sadurday star is...Cipaclti!!!

As we all know Cipaclti died avenging Cabrakan her husband who died by the hands of lord mictlan.

She was awesome and we shall never forget her along with the other lost souls in MATT

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???

so I am very bored so I'm gonna type whatever comes into my head first.

Zaya, Matz, Zataya, Mayatz.

I love you Maya.

Noooo!

No no no! This cannot be true I love you Zatz.

Before you go, say you won't let go, hold on.

Now I have no idea why I wrote this.