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stupid homophobes not letting me read my bedtime stories about my little gay people

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currently making this ao3 tag my entire personality

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The world would be so boring without lesbians

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y'know i'm sick of trying to be polite and civil to people who won't give me the basic respect i deserve as a human being so let it be known that i hope all terfs die in horrible painful accidents as soon as possible

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wdym????? they’re all happy and alive??? living in an apartment complex together????

welcome to the marauders fandom <3

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i’m deep in denial

“i’m so sad all the marauders are dead” no. no, they are dead to u. i, however, chose the completely normal coping mechanism of pretending none of them died and no one was betrayed.

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he has such mean girl energy like he’d be so so lovely to everyone and then as soon as they leave turn to whoever’s next to him (let’s say sirius) and just sigh the biggest sight ever and they’d start gossiping…like james just gives off the bitchiest energy possible

and when he’s mean, HES MEAN

(James and Lily talking about people)

James (looking around and whispering): Wait, can I be mean for a second?

Sirius (jumps up from where he was sleeping and runs over to listen)

Remus (comes sprinting up the stairs and bursts through the door to listen)

Dorcas (jumps down two flights of stairs, lands on her feet, and rolls over to listen)

Marlene (falls down the same two flights of stairs and runs over to listen)

Mary (jumps down from the ceiling and sits next to Lily to listen)

Sirius: Go on

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he’s reenact the most dramatic parts, like full performances around the dorm as well you can’t convince me otherwise

james potter is the type of guy to say ‘long story short’ and then tell it with behind the scenes, special features and alternate endings

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they made flower necklaces together

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this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

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what a-levels the marauders + co took if they went to my school (done by me and a friend who is equally obsessed <3)

Remus: english lit, history, sociology + photography

Sirius: art, politics + ethics and philosophy

Peter: health and social care + applied science (double)

James: maths, biology, chemistry + PE

Lily: politics, history, english lang + chemistry

Mary: ethics and philosophy, photography + psychology

Marlene: art, geography, maths

Dorcas: ethics and philosophy, history + biology

Frank: geography, physics, economics

Alice: history, psychology, art

Gideon: biology, maths, spanish

Fabian: music, sociology, psychology

Benjy: ethics and philosophy, sociology, psychology

Caradoc: sport science, biology, business

Emmeline: applied science (double), photography

Regulus: english lit, french, politics, economics

Barty: geography, maths, further maths, physics

Pandora: art, photography, music, chemistry

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😏🏃‍♀️😍😭⁉️

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

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CHRISTMAS WOLFSTAR!!

please !! check out this on my twitter xoktyabrskaya

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Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it

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Sorry Evans, I must not tell lies 😏

James: 👁👄👁

Decided to illustrate this dialogue. I present to you: Disney prince Sirius 👑

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my mauraders head cannons for sexuality and gender <3

james potter : pansexual, cis (but in a good way) he/him

remus lupin : bisexual, non-binary he/they

sirius black : gay, genderqueer they/them/he

peter pettigrew : aroace, constant state of confusion he/they/it

lily evans : bisexual, trans mtf she/her

mary macdonald : questioning, cis she/her

marlene mckinnon : lesbian, androgynous asf but uses she/her

dorcas meadows : lesbian, non-binary they/them

alice fortescue : unlabeled, non-binary she/they

frank longbottom : queer, trans ftm he/him/they

regulus black : asexual, panromantic, yet another constant state of confusion they/them/he

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*sobs*

Star crossed lovers for lilgaypestotober 🖤