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cw. nsfw, gn!reader, oral (m receiving) *not proofread, just pure horny
[I dont know how I ended up here pls dont perceive me this is so short omfg]
MINORS DNI!!



jack leaned back in his desk chair, his hand tangled in your hair as you sucked and licked down his cock. "that's it, concentrate."
you tried to take in a breath through your nose, hollowing your cheeks around him as you peeked up at him through your lashes.
you pulled off of him with a slick pop, a shot string of saliva connecting you to the slick head of his cock. "can't take all of me?"
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you ever take a shower and suddenly you're human again
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
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apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was
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when i see a pretty boy i just need 2 know what he looks like w the shit beaten out of him
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A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.
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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
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Hey guys...idk who needs to hear this, but if you don't have a giant porn star dong, that's...fine, normal, and attractive. We gotta stop with small dick jokes. Tell guys they have dirty dick energy or something, just stop making people feel bad about their bodies.
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I feel like not enough people fully understand that when I say “elden ring is horny in ways you can’t even comprehend as horny without being on miyazaki’s wavelength” I really do mean it
the animation where the lobster stabs you to death is one of the horniest things ever animated. it literally feels like an eroguro animation
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My friend came out as bigender today. I was very supportive.
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Look, you do not get to clop over here on your motherfucking high horse to cry "normalization" and "romanticization" when you guys normalized telling real people to kill themselves over fiction. Fandom is a fucking dead hobby now bc nobody wants to post art into a toxic environment of bullying regardless of their personal tastes in fiction.
I cannot believe we have such a culture on the internet today of purity police who are so entitled that they think the entire world should cater to them instead of just blocking the tags and being done with it. You choose to destroy this space that people made for themselves for fun, poisoning the water until all the fucking fish died.
Stop elevating fake abuse over real abuse victims. Stop assuming people get off to everything they write. Stop trying to justify hurting real people just to keep up some warped image of purity taken from literal fundamentalist evangelicalism.
Don't act like you're "anti-pedophilia" or "anti-abuse" when what you really are is pro-virtue-signaling. Nothing more.
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anti-ao3 is stupid. And being anti ao3 is such a joke.
Ao3 is the best place for fic authors to host their fanfiction (as of writing this) that allows authors to mark their fics appropriately and allows readers to filter out anything they do not want to read or be exposed to. There is currently no better alternative. All other fanfic hosting websites are trash. They’re either flooded with adverts and haven’t been updated in years to the point there are very obvious security risks by even logging in (fanfiction.net) or have the worst tagging system (wattpad) or the archive is too specific or are a nightmare to try and filter out rpf/band fics (wattpad). And the others are just so small (quotev) and super limited in what content is allowed.
Yes I took this blog name so the real antis couldn’t have it. I also have pro-ao3 and proao3 so they can’t do what I’m doing.
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This is just drip.

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Reminder that "illegal ships" aren't a thing.
The actions of fictional characters will never equate to real life crimes or brainwash you into committing illegal activities.
Don't let antis stop you from creating what you like.
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aaauuhgh i wish i could comment on this its so gut-wrenching and beautiful (crying, sobbing)
READ ALL THE TAGS AND WARNINGS PLS
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the way a human loves another human
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