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Jason: Michael! My face is on fire!

Michael: Jason! Are you ok?!

Jason: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Michael: But your face is on fire.

Jason: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Stu: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Chucky: How am I supposed to know?

Johnny: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Chucky: *sighs*

Chucky: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Billy: Here's some advice

Johnny: I didn't ask for any

Billy: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Johnny: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...

Billy: What's updog?

Johnny: Stu! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Billy: I'm not scared of many things, but that

Johnny: *Holding a bat*

Billy: That thing scares me

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Billy: Why wont Carrie's mom talk to us?

Stu: Perhaps she's homophobic

Billy: We're not gay, Stu

Stu: We're not?

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Chucky: You surely are one sick son of a bitch

Freddy: I try

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Billy: *to Sidney* Love me, fear me, do as I say, and I shall be your slave

Stu: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP LOOMIS