#chucky incorrect quotes

[nicascurls]

Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU

@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl

*Rachel and Nica working together to try and homeschool the kids whilst they're in D.C. (The triplets are bored)*

Nica: Can any of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?

Glenda: Judy Blume?

Junior: Hitler?

Nica: F.Scott Fitzgerald.

Glen: Who's that?

Nica: The author.

Junior: Well, why are you saying 'Fuck him'?

Nica: What?

Glenda: You just said 'Eff Scott Fitzgerald'. What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?

Glen: Yeah.

Rachel: No, that's his first name.

Junior: His name's 'Fuck Scott Fitzgerald'?

Rachel: What? No!

Glen: Well, then, what does the F stand for?

Rachel: Francis!

Glenda: No. It's gotta be Fuck.

Glen: It must be Fuck.

Junior: It has to be Fuck.

Nica: Why the hell would it be Fuck?

Glenda: 'Cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?

Junior: Yeah. He's hiding something. It's Fuck.

Glen: Read between the lines, guys.

Nica: *trying not to laugh* That's completely insane.

Rachel: You guys are idiots.

[the-moons-ace-card]

How I think Chucky characters would react to you asking them to buy you pads

Charles "Chucky" Lee Ray

Tiffany Valentine

Glen Ray

Glenda Ray

Andy Barclay

Kyle

Nica Pierce

Jake Wheeler

Devon Evans

Lexy Cross

Rachel Fairchild

Junior Wheeler

Oliver Hayden

Nadine

Trevor Cain

Grant Collins

[streets-in-paradise]

Andy: Uh, is everything ok?

Devon: Oh yeah, we're cool.

Jake: Yeah, what did you expect?

Andy: Pandemonium? Disaster?

Jake: I told you I could handle it!

Andy: Well that's great, sweetie. But to tell the truth I don't think I'll be taking another day off for a while. Time off is fun but cleaning up after your messes is what I live for!

Devon: So what you're saying you'd rather fix our mistakes than relax at a spa?

Andy: Every time!

Jake: Yay! Then do I have good news for you! *kicks down the wall, revealing the complete disaster unleashed in his absense*

[cornerofhell]

Tiffany: Right now, every woman in my Mommy Wine Group is judging me! I may have to start drinking wine at home alone!

Glenda: Start?

Tiffany: NOT THE DAY GLENDA, NOT THE DAY.

[twyz]

Chucky carrying a drunk Eddie: Dude, you're heavy.. you're gonna break my back

Eddie: I thought your girlfriend did that last night

Chucky:

Eddie: *loud ass laughter*

[slasherincorrect]

Stu: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Chucky: How am I supposed to know?

Johnny: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Chucky: *sighs*

Chucky: You wouldn't be trapped.

[reddie-as-ill-ever-be]

Nica: I can’t date you, you have too many red flags

Tiffany: Oh, those aren’t red flags, that’s the blood on my hands

[elles-writes]

Got bored, played with an incorrect quotes generator

Jake: Devon and I don't use pet names

Lexy: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Jake: Honey?

Devon: Yes, dear?

Jake:

Lexy: Don’t ever lie to my face again

----

Jake: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Devon:

Devon: Jake, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Jake: *Sips coffee from bowl*

----

Jake: Hey Devon,

Devon: Yes?

Jake: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Devon:

Devon: Where's Junior?

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Jake, texting Devon: Devon! Help I'm being kidnapped

Devon: Where are you?

Jake: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Devon: I'll call Junior.

Junior, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Devon: Where's Jake? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Junior: Jake? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Junior:

Junior: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Junior: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Jake: WHO ARE YOU?!

[silvershewolf247]

Andy: Dinner!

Glen: I crave death.

Andy: I made you grilled cheese cut into spider shapes and tomato soup.

Glen: I crave a little less death now.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: How'd you end up like this?

Natasha: It's a long story.

Y/N: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.

[nicascurls]

Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU

@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl

*The adults explaining all the Chucky stuff and people involved to the first family*

Rachel: He's a complete dickhead!

Nica: They're all dickheads.

Andy: Yeah. Dickheads who can fight!

Kyle: Okay! The next person to say 'dickhead' is getting a punch to the throat!

Andy: Dickhead.

Rachel: Dickhead.

Nica: Dickhead.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

*After a kiss between Y/N and a (male) Slasher in the Horror House*

Y/N: He- he just like- grabbed me?

Jennifer, trying to gage whether she should be buying knives or not: Uhuh...

Y/N: And he- he took me-

Tiffany, eyes closed imagining it (Already knows Y/N's into it): Mhm, yeah..

Y/N: And he was there- and I was there-

Jennifer: Yes?...

Y/N: It was firm?? B-But tender??

Tiffany: Oh! So, it was good, huh?~

Y/N, frazzled: No! I mean- well, I saw through space and time for a minute there but THATS NOT THE POINT, I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE IT!-

[streets-in-paradise]

Andy: In a fair world, i should be able to sue Disney for emotional damage.

Nica: Evil corporation, but what have they personally done to you?

Andy: In Toy Story, the kid with the living toys is named Andy. What kind of cruel, sick joke is that? ' You have a friend in me' No, you don't!

[cornerofhell]

Chucky, just pointing a gun at Jesse: Oh so this is the thanks I get for working overtime!

Tiffany, holding dishes:...... OVERTIME?!

[twyz]

Eddie: Uh-

Chucky: Sh

Eddie: He just shushed me!!

Tiffany: Eddie, look, sometimes you have to be a little more und-

Chucky: Sh!

Tiffany:..Don't you shush me!!

[slasherincorrect]

Chucky: You surely are one sick son of a bitch

Freddy: I try