#scream incorrect quotes

[whorrorfix]

stu: god it’s so hot in here.

billy: i know but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt?

[themostineptthateverstepped]

You know that dialog thing where its like "Hello? 911? I've been stabbed and have lost a lot of blood.... well, I mean, I didn't LOSE it, I know where it is..." *stares at the pool of blood their sitting in*

That's definitely Stu Macher

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N look lovingly at Tara, smiling happily…

Tara: (giggles) what?

Y/N: I wish I could kiss every last freckle of yours.

Tara: (blushes) shut up

Y/N: make me

Tara: then do it.

Y/N: what?

Tara: my freckles needs your kisses

Y/N pulls her close and kisses her freckles, earning a giggle from the young Carpenter…

[caitlynskitten]

Enid: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to be doing some research.

Wednesday: Looking up “lesbians kissing” isn’t exactly research, Enid.

Enid: It is if I want to be creative in bed!

[the-oblivious-writer]

Sam: So... who broke it? Y/N: I did. I broke- Sam: No, no you didn't. Mindy? Mindy: Don't look at me. Look at Ethan Ethan: What? I didn't break it Mindy: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken Ethan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken Mindy: Suspicious. Chad: If it matters, probably not, but Tara was the last one to use it Tara: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Chad: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee stuff earlier? Tara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Chad! Y/N: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Sam! Sam: No! Who broke it?? Ethan: Sam... Anika's been awfully quiet Anika: REALLY?? Ethan: Yeah! Really! Anika: Oh, my God! (everyone starts arguing)

[uncool-hero]

Scream Incorrect Quotes

Billy: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Stu: Wow. They sound stupid.

Billy: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Stu: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know... “Hey! I love you!”

Billy: I guess you’re right. Hey Stu, I love you.

Stu: See! Just say that!

Billy: Holy fucking shit.

Stu: If that flies over their head then, sorry Billy, but they’re too dumb for you.

Billy: Stu.

[yksdr13]

Y/n dressed in a plunging neckline dress: ...

Sam trying really hard not to look down: ...

Y/n: Babe, why are you looking at my eyes? My boobs are literally down there.

[whats-those]

Part 5!

Part 1

[angelofthenight]

*Ethan playing basketball*

Ethan: *points at you* this is for you, babe

Ethan: *shoots basket and completely misses*

[the-fandom-abyss]

Ghostface (on speakerphone): Is this Y/N?

Y/N: No, this is Patrick

Ghostface: -silence-

*dial tone*

Tara: What just happened?

Y/N shrugs and walks away

Mindy: They’re on top of the kill list, for sure

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect Quote

Tara: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Y/n: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Tara: I—

Tara: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[whorrorfix]

devil!billy: i’ve come to take you to the depths of he-

stu: wow you’re tall

billy: thanks?

stu: how tall are you?

billy: i dunno like 6’6” , 6’11” with the horns?

stu: [twirling hair] omg “with horns” you are SO funny

[nolovelingers]

*･῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦ scream characters texts pt 2 !!

staring ↳ ♡₊˚. stu macher. billy loomis. jill roberts. ethan landry / kirsch. richie kirsch. chad meeks martin. shorty meeks (from ‘scary movie’).

read part one here.

©️nolovelingers 2023

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N: the world sucks, my life sucks, everything is terrible

Tara: baby I got you some chicken nuggets

Y/N: everything is great! My life is amazing!

Y/N giddily sits next to Tara who feeds them chicken nuggets…

[caitlynskitten]

Mindy: Okay go!

Tara: *screaming*

Anika: Weak sauce.

Mindy agreeing: Weak sauce.

Tara: What?! That’s a great scream!

Mindy: But it’s not Sydney from Stab (1997) screamy enough.

Anika: It’s gotta be more like *screaming*

Mindy: Babe, I love you but you can do better than that!

Anika: This IS the best I can do! *screaming*

Mindy: *screaming*

Tara: *screaming*

All three at the same time:

*SCREAMING*

Sam kicks down the door and stomps into the room.

Sam: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU THREE ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!

*SCREAMING*

Mindy: Wait that was perfect!

Anika: Now THATS a scream!

Sam turns around and leaves the room.

Tara: Can you ask Quinn if she wants to join us?

Sam down the hall: *SCREAMING*

[the-oblivious-writer]

Mindy: Okay this one's really simple

Tara: Uh, uh, uh water Mindy: No, no, hot Tara: Lava? Mindy: No, no think hotter Y/N: Oh, oh, Tara's sister! Tara: Oh my God, ew Mindy: Yes correct! Tara: Wait, what the fuck-